Press Them Titties On The Glass, Paz De La Huerta!

March 15, 2012 | Posted in Celebrity by ottimo-massimo

Of course, we don’t have to tell Paz what to do with her boobs–we’re sure she knows what to do with them. And in the rare moments when she isn’t sure where to place them, she has Terry Richardson by her side, helping her expose herself while lying down on a bench in the park! Why aren’t these two married yet?

G-chat Booty Call

March 15, 2012 | Posted in Editorial Features by liza

We had an odd day off in the middle of the week. Despite D’s declaration that he planned to fuck me, we managed to while away the day doing not much of anything at all, for whatever reason.

Evening. I was in another part of the house, done waiting. I looked for him on chat. His name showed the little orange clock next to it, not a bright green dot. I had a feeling he’d hear the ping.

We Have Summoned Maryna Linchuk From Your Dark Wet Dreams

March 15, 2012 | Posted in Celebrity by ottimo-massimo

Polaroid pictures have the same haze you find when you try to remember a sexy dream; that’s pretty much why we like them so much. You can point it at anything and then boom: you’re wading through masturbatory memories to find the one image of Maryna Linchuk that woke you up in a state of arousal and shock. Isn’t photography neat?

Rolling Stone Ought To Appreciate Megan Fox’s Cleavage

March 15, 2012 | Posted in Celebrity by ottimo-massimo

Look at these outtakes from Megan Fox’s Rolling Stone shoot–there are so many of them! How wasteful, Rolling Stone. We think shoots of sexy actresses should be treated like buffalo: use every last part.

Know The Carnal Classics: “Debbie Does Dallas”

March 15, 2012 | Posted in Hardcore by ottimo-massimo

What, you think because you watched the last big movie that Elegant Angel put you, that means you’re well-versed in pornography? You need to sit down with some old school smut first. Try watching Bambi Woods get her freak on in the legendary “Debbie Does Dallas.” This movie is like “The Iliad” for perverts.

Christina Ricci’s Breasts Shall Visit You In June

March 15, 2012 | Posted in Celebrity by ottimo-massimo

At least, that’s what the rumors say! According to the people who run the Celebrity Nudity Database, the upcoming movie “Bel Ami” contains an actual montage of Christina Ricci in bed with some lucky gentlemen, and yes, you can see her beautiful breasts. For a reminder of what those breasts look like, here’s a clip from “After Life.”

Ariel (Ariel’s Blog)

March 15, 2012 | Posted in Editorial Features by nomi-malone

These Norwegian Nipples Were Distributed By Disney

March 15, 2012 | Posted in straight by ottimo-massimo

No, we’re not talking about some strange Miley Cyrus scandal; we’re talking about “Erobreren,” a super sexy Norwegian film that got its video distribution handled by Walt Disney Studios Home Entertainment. It has hot sex, seethrough nipples, and bread kneading that turns to passionate groping. Go Disney!