And don’t forget…
…and all the rest of the Fleshbot Babes!
Previously: Best of Babelogs Archive
And don’t forget…
…and all the rest of the Fleshbot Babes!
Previously: Best of Babelogs Archive
In a celebration of all that’s wild and wonderful in this world — and welcoming the weekend! — we’re simply exploding with joy. It just happens to be manifesting itself in a giant, juicy, streaming facial. And, hey, that works for us. Facial Friday beats Casual Friday any time, at least in our officeplace (naturally). But this new tradition should gain popularity in the world at large. Who doesn’t love celebrations in jizz form?
This lady seems to enjoy it quite a lot. She’s got one of the best and most encouraging “anticipation faces” we’ve come across (or, we’re sure, her partner has) and she basically doesn’t even flinch once the cumworks begin. We want to facial her real hard. You inspire us, lady. May Facial Friday disseminate throughout the world, one sloppy orgasm at a time.
· Fantastic facial (pornhub.com)
ShesNew.com is the newest site from the teen pornographers over at TeamSkeet (14 teens site network)! Everyone is tired of seeing the same tired old girls on all the different sites out there, so Shesnew was created to make sure that the members are supplied with fresh faced barely legal 18 year olds each and every week!
Check out this trailer to see exactly what ShesNew.com is all about!!
Can you identify any of these teens? I bet not! If you are into brand new next door amateur teens with wild streak, then you MUST go visit ShesNew.com! These teens either have dreams of being the next Tanner Mayes OR just have a wild side they need to show off! Most of these teens are submitted by the actual girl – so you know they are totally legit! ProTip: If you are a fan of Riley Reed – She got her start @ ShesNew.com!
Shesnew.com and TeamSkeet are offering Flesbot users a deeply discounted price of $17.87. This includes full access to ShesNew + 12 other teen sites including Innocenthigh.com, RubaTeen.com, ExxxtraSmall.com, TittyAttack.com and many more! Check out some of the pics below and enjoy the deep discount. I know we did!
They go together like chicken and biscuits. Certain cars are outfitted with a special rear-view camera to enable you to more safely operate the vehicle in reverse. We really appreciate Jada Stevens’ extreme punnistry here, because she’s truly made this into a rear-view camera. And what a rear! Basically all lenses should hone in on that fine ass as she walks by — surveillance cameras, sweet old tourists’ drugstore disposables, news helicopters, you name it. It’s a booty that just begs to be captured. And if it’s captured in sweet, sweet motion? Even better.
Revenge and retribution are tricky when the person you’re exacting justice from seems to like it, which is why a man named Jimmy Broadway keeps getting himself into situations where he’ll be punished by women with strap-ons.
In each of the three scenes contained on Severe Society’s “Secretary’s Revenge” DVD, Broadway either runs afoul of his secretary (the juicy Missy Rhodes), his stepdaughter (the juicy Candice Nicole), or random ladies (the juicy Sophie Dee and Nora Skyy). He might as well just walk into a room, deliberately tip over a vase, and say, “Ooh. I tipped over a vase. Please don’t fuck me with a strap-on, Juicy Lady.”
This film mostly follows the Clothed Female Naked Male femdom model, which leaves nothing for we boring people who like naked women, but I consoled myself by remembering I’ve had the pleasure of seeing Nora Skyy and Sophie Dee naked before.
The exception is “Stepdaughter Strap-on,” in which Broadway catches Nicole masturbating, and she exacts revenge while topless.
We wonder if Broadway will learn his lesson. Rhodes insults his junk, Nicole openly questions his ability to please her mother. Yet he keeps coming back. What would life be like if he found some submissive but voracious microspinner to fuck him and say, “Oh my God that was AWESOME”?
Because a world in which we deliberately transgress because we like the punishment is unsustainable.
· Sever Society (severesocietyfilms.com)
Hey, Bay Area homies! If you’re not doing anything tonight, you should head to the Castro Theater to see Stephen Elliott and Lorelei Lee’s love letter to the porn industry and San Francisco, “About Cherry.” It’s got boobs galore, big name celebrities, and it’s playing at 7:00 and 9:30 for one night only!
The Fleshbot crew went out together earlier this week and saw it at the IFC Theater in New York, and it is without a doubt one of the most positive portrayals of the adult industry (really, Kink.com) we’ve ever seen. Plus, Ashley Hinshaw is so painfully pretty that you will wish to the heavens she actually did fetish porn.
And speaking as a son of San Francisco, I can tell you that “About Cherry” captures much of the beauty of the city: the fog, the art, the architecture, the friendly and adorable people. There’s even a scene that takes place on the top bench of Dolores Park. Grab a 40 and drink along with the movie!
Or, you know, don’t do that because you’re going to be in a nice theater watching a serious movie.
· Trailer via Box Office Buz (boxofficebuz.com)
Direct quote from the article: “One girl told me I had nice boobs. I said, ‘Yeah, they’re massive!’ and then whipped them out.” That’s how Ashleigh Hughes rolls. Don’t you just want to be her best friend?
We think it’s quite sweet that Ashleigh says posing for lad’s mags is her “dream job” and that she wants to do it again. We get the sense that she loved the whole “Big Brother” process and looks at these naked pictures as a final stage of it. Ashleigh doesn’t need a magazine’s attention to get naked though; she’s more than willing to take her boobs out for a bit of sunbathing (we especially like the cucumber on her nipple–it’s so cute).
We’ve never really messed around too much with flavored lubes because, well, we like the taste of cock. But if one is feeling in a particularly dessert-y mood, then slick that thing up with strawberry lube and dig in!
Although we actually think real, live strawberry jam would be even more fun — sticky and gloppy and sickly sweet. Mmm. Keep the chocolate-covered strawberries. We’ll go for the strawberry-covered dick! Okay, and maybe one of the chocolate-covereds. Those can be pretty darn sensual, too! May as well indulge all the way.
· GF sucking strawberry lubed dick (pornhub.com)
It seems like Mike Adriano’s whole goal is to get you to notice as much anatomy as possible: he chooses girls with the fattest asses, he oils them up, spreads them apart, pokes at things with his veiny, throbbing cock, and all of this assaults your senses with detail. Pores, hairs, folds, and flesh colors all bloom from the screen in a carnal kaleidoscope.
And then Naomi West goes and flashes some jazz hands while she’s sucking Mike’s dick and the whole tone shifts to silliness. Oh, those young and sexy ones sure do love their jazz hands!
We know Mike doesn’t like to play favorites, but we get the feeling that he has the most fun playing with Staci Silverstone (and no, it’s not because he gets to pretend he’s banging a relative of Alicia Silverstone, although that would say some pretty fascinating things about Mike’s psyche). She has those big blue eyes that melt your heart while she sucks your cock, she likes to pour lube on her pussy and then she pours more, and her asshole is a cute little puckery thing that Mike tries to spread with his fingers. Staci is down with the spreading, therefore Mike is in love. (Or maybe we’re just projecting our feelings onto him. He’s an emotional stunt cock.)
Having watched quite a few of these Mike Adriano movies, we’ve noticed that some girls’ butts take to the oil and lube differently than others’ do. Taylor Barnes, for example, gets a bit smeared here and there, but her cheeks don’t glisten when Mike fucks her doggy style. Dillon Harper, on the other hand, has an ass so big and shiny that it doubles as a vanity mirror. We can see the fucking cloudless sky in her butt and this makes our hearts sing.
Yes, blue skies and big butts are the only things Mike Adriano needs in his life. Try watching “So Young So Sexy POV 6″ when you find that all you need are a few simple pleasures. It’s like Werther’s Originals for your genitals.
Your mother told you never to talk to them — but she didn’t say anything about fucking them, now did she? Well, it certainly doesn’t appear that way. Gloryholes, handcuffs, threesomes, fingerbangs — y’all be gettin’ down with some freaky strangers. Turns out the world is rife with super-friendly sluts… How wonderful!
It is refreshing and uniting to imagine that behind every pair of eyes you catch a glimpse of on the subway, passing by on the sidewalk, choosing fruit at the grocery store — there very well may reside a perv, just like you. We’re not all so different, after all. United in sluttiness we stand.
·Above: Husband lets stranger use wife tied and blinfolded to hotel bed (yuvutu.com)
Previously: Top Ten Video Archive
Wife with stranger (yuvutu.com)
i sent total stranger to our room (yuvutu.com)
Glory Hole…first fuck with a stranger (yuvutu.com)
My wife picks up two strangers for sex (xtube.com)
Hard stranger fuck from behind with closeup view (yuvutu.com)
Wife and Stranger (xtube.com)
Wife and Stranger Lactation Handjob (xtube.com)
I have a strap-on set up that I like, but on a recommendation, I bought a Tantus Feeldoe. The marketing materials suggest that it’s a “harness-free” dildo for tandem use–a strap on without the straps. Supposedly, any woman with adequate PC muscles should be able to “hold on” to the bulb end–no harness required. It sounded interesting to me, and so I ordered one.
Of course, I prefer to try things out on my own (when possible) before I try them with a partner. When it arrived in the mail, I wanted to see if it was comfortable and determine whether or not it would stay in. I wasn’t looking to play with it… just testing…
After cleaning it, I took it up to the bedroom, slipped off my jeans, and grabbed some lube from my nightstand. Quickly and clinically, I applied a few drops of lube to myself and to the toy.
No fantasy, no sexy thoughts, no warm up… just testing it. Sitting on the bed, knees apart, I eased it in.
It slipped into place easily and the feeling of being filled so suddenly and so completely was surprising. More unexpected than that, I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror and the visual was incredibly erotic–knees splayed open, bare thighs, soft smooth skin, pink pussy, and a rock hard bright blue cock. It looked odd and hot, all at the same time.
I swung my hips back and forth a little was surprised at how it swayed with my body, like a man’s cock. I grabbed the lube, put a few more drops into my hand, and watched in the mirror as I masturbated my new cock. First, whisper light touches at the tip, circling it with my fingers, sliding my fingertips down to the base, and then and back up the underside. I liked the way it looked, seeing my own perfectly painted pink fingernails teasing my unnaturally blue cock.
Besides being turned on by the oddly arousing image, it felt incredible–the little bulb inside rocking gently on my g-spot. Depending on the pressure and the angle, the base of the cock rubbed teasingly on my clit. Holyfuckitfeltgood. I played with it for a while, fascinated by the ridiculous spectacle of my own body with a not-quite-my-own cock. At some point, I felt the flush in my cheeks, the delicious pangs of pleasure in my pussy, and realized it was all building, slowly and steadily, to what might be an epic orgasm. The teasing was too much and I couldn’t stop myself.
I held my cock in my fist and started jerking like a man–hard and rhythmic and deliberate. Each stroke pounded into my g-spot, rubbed against my swollen clit, and pushed me closer and closer. It didn’t take long. Soon every muscle in my body was screaming for release and I thrusted my hips up to fuck my hand, and ohmygod so close…
At the absolute edge, it was as if I lost control of my body. I arched my back, jerked my hips, and after the first incredible wave of contractions, I felt the warmth and wetness gush over my pussy and over the base of my cock. The waves of pleasure kept coming and coming… I have no idea how long it lasted, but it was fucking intense.
When I finally collected myself enough to open my eyes and look down, my cock looked as if it were throbbing in the post-throes of orgasm. The orgasmic contractions in my pussy were strong enough to make my cock pulse.
I made an epic mess–I soaked though the sheets down to the mattress. It was messy and overwhelming and mindblowing and I’m still a little shocked by it. Without question, it was the most intense orgasm I’ve ever experienced.
… and I was all by myself. I can’t even allow myself to imagine what it would be like to fuck him with it…. ohmygod….
We’re extremely proud of Juelz Ventura for doing her first double penetration scene, and so we figured now would be a good time to look back on her career and examine the other moments that made us go “Oh!” as well as “Ungh, yeah.”
And did you know that Juelz allegedly started doing porn as a way to get revenge on her cheating husband? We don’t know how reliable the comments on IAFD are, but if it’s true, we find that incredibly badass.
1. Pound the Round 3: Call us crazy, but we think the best way to get to know a porn gal is to view her ass through a fish eye lens as Mike Adriano stuffs his dick inside it. Such is the scenario in “Pound the Round 3,” and Juelz knows how to work the distorted visuals in her favor when she strips and teases. Such a beautiful butt calls out for your kisses, but Mike makes a good proxy: he buries his face between her cheeks and licks until Juelz begs for cock. Their energy stays strong to the very end when Juelz plays with Mike’s balls until he pops in her mouth.
2. Femme Core: Juelz scares us a little sometimes. We don’t know why and we don’t think it’s a bad thing, but there’s only so long we can look in her eyes before we feel vulnerable. With that in mind, we think she makes an excellent vampire in this scene! She and her sister-at-fangs, Monique Alexander, glamour Teagan Presley so they can get access to her bedroom, and there they hungrily lap at her sweet pussy (because blood is so passe) until she too becomes mad with lust. Both ladies take advantage of Teagan’s newfound energy by riding her face–really grinding themselves into the girl’s mouth–occasionally stopping to 69 and/or jam a glass dildo in Juelz’s ass.
3. Mr. Pete’s POV: Truth be told, that “Pound the Round” scene is supposed to be POV, but you end up seeing a lot of Mike Adriano doing his thing in different positions. It’s no big deal, POV is hard and Juelz deserves a special kind of fucking! Anyway, we wanted to include some bonafide POV porn in here, and Mr. Pete is just the guy to get it done. Since he only has one hand free, Juelz does most of the work, but this allows us to imagine that we did something really sweet for Ms. Ventura–like we bought her a fancy new juicer and treated her to an at-home spa day–and so she’s allowed us to lie back and let her rock back against our stunt cock. We generally like it when both parties are active in a sex scene, but Juelz knows how to work it all by her lonesome.
4. Vajazzled: We think the people who starred in this film are heroes. No joke, it takes a lot of moxie to get your shit all blinged up with rhinestones and then still feel horny enough to have sex with someone and have them jizz on said rhinestones. Juelz gets a crown on her pussy, because she’s royalty, and has Erik Everhard admire it. Oddly enough, that guy spends a long time eating her out, and even when he switches to doing other things, he eventually comes back to licking her slit. Perhaps the vajazzling actually encourages this, like now he has something to look at while he slurps away. Anyhow, they’re both sweaty and exhausted by the end of this scene, and that alone should tell you what good quality banging takes place here.
5. Spit: As we’ve mentioned in the past, this movie makes us gag a little. That being said, we love Juelz’s scene with Mr. Pete. She starts off sitting by her lonesome on a toilet in the middle of a warehouse, just sticking her hand in her mouth and playing with her saliva, when Pete comes it and confidently slips his dick all the way down her throat. “Sloppy” doesn’t even come close to describing this blowjob. The quantity of spit going around is impressive, and Juelz uses it to make Pete’s ballsack malleable enough for a little rough tugging and squeezing. Face, tits, legs, everything gets soaked, and Juelz keeps on smiling, sucking, and biting. If you’re not the gagging type, this is a beautiful scene.
[At top: picture via Penthouse (galleries.penthouse.com)]
You know, we don’t think we’ve ever actually seen evidence of Hayden Panettiere’s nipple before! We’ve seen a mighty amount of cleavage and a few panty peeks before, but this may be the first time we’ve been treated to such a translucent treat.
And not only are we happy about the nippleness, but the whole damn picture is hot, too. Look at the thigh she’s showing, dig the way she has her own hair in a fist. Heck, even the disgusting garbage that covers the floor adds something to the mood. We hope this represents a new direction for Hayden.
Actually, we hope this is really Hayden Panettiere’s evil twin, Hatin’ Panettiere.
· Via Taxi Driver Movie (taxidrivermovie.com)
Hey, there aren’t even any babies here! But mom has somehow convinced her fave sitter to sit for a naked portrait… You know, to make sure she isn’t hiding any drugs or questionable tattoos. It’s customary to do a body cavity search with one’s tongue, right? It’s for the children!
As it turns out, mom’s really quite skilled in the art of cunnilingus. Does dad know about this? It may be an odd habit, you know, tongue-fucking the babysitter, but moms have to have hobbies, too. Knitting tea-cozies (what even is a tea cozy?) and throwing pottery can get so old. No one needs another vase. But some people do need another hearty puss-licking. Thanks, mom! You always knew best.
· Watch Mom’s Favorite Babysitter (theater.aebn.net)
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Actually, she looks like a character straight out of “Aeon Flux” (the cartoon, not the movie). We wouldn’t be the least bit surprised if Stephanie’s spine suddenly folded in three places and then sprang out so that she leaped and flipped through the air. In fact, we’ll be disappointed in Stephanie if she doesn’t do that.
Nothing in this world is certain, but this gives us faith that any dystopian society we end up with will at least be inhabited by babes with strange fashion sense and a willingness to kick our butts in a variety of ways. Peter Chung showed us it’s possible and Stephanie shows us it will be.
Wow, this “Hollyoaks Later” show is really generous with its nudity! Yesterday we saw Lola Creton use her titties to talk, and today we get Katarina Gellin drop her dress before she takes a boy on a naked bike ride (no, that’s not a euphemism for anything). God bless British television!
Although Katarina is a little more verbal than Lola was, you can still tell that she’s using her breasts to communicate, as well as her eyes, fingers, and hair. We call that “fine language” because Katarina is so fine.
· “Hollyoaks Later” (e4.com)