What’s harder than softcore porn? Hardcore porn! What’s harder than hardcore? Things that can get you arrested even though they take place between consenting adults! Yes, even though the relative depravity and kink factor of any given sexual activity is completely subjective, some pornography is more likely than others to get people in trouble–both with the law and with their own bodies.
Cocks can be such prima donnas. Requiring all that primping and priming before they get to dive into some strenuous anal adventures. Thankfully there are some kindly babes out there who are willing to go that extra mile to make sure their dick friends are all comfy-cozy for their mission to the stars.
May as well make it a double whammy. You bring the removable spray attachment, we’ll bring the tight ass and hot pussy! Or, this babe will. But we’ll bring the eager set of eyes and the encouragement of a thousand cheerleaders. Because bath time should always be a team sport, right? Right.
Since running away, Zoey Foxx has been living in the Hollywood Hills (or at least Hollywood Hills-adjacent, er, Sunland) off her wits. And this inevitably leads her to Otto’s house.
The last time we checked, these are the mythical beasts who hypnotize sailors with their sweet songs and tales of glory so that the poor wretches crash into jagged rocks and die. Real talk: that doesn’t sound like a bad deal. We’ll totally crash the Fleshbot Party Van into whatever these girls want if they point their boobs in our direction and say a few nice words.
Look who’s back in town, with a fancy new makeover! It’s the We-Vibe 3, the #1 vibrator for couples, inserted into the vagina while banging to provide shivery sensations for both. With a special charger and swanky remote control, the newfandangled 3 is ready to bring all the boys to the yard. Or make them all cum in the yard. Something.
Sure, Martha Stewart can make a mean casserole — but can she do it whilst being vigorously fucked from behind (sorry for that image)? We think no. What makes a truly accomplished chef in our book is being able to create a picture perfect multilayered lasagna while orgasming. They say you can taste a difference when people make food with love… Well, make it with orgasms and people should prepare for a real party in their mouths.
Friends, we’re having a little trouble thinking about this film in a sexy light with the name “Anal Plungers” looming over it all. Let’s just put the title behind us and focus on the fact that Juelz Ventura gets her first taste double penetration in this film–she is, in essence, plunging headfirst into a new world of anal-based delights.
It’s certainly been a while, hasn’t it? 2010 was the last time we saw Kate’s panties; they were black then and they’re black now. Why such a big gap of time between panty flashings? Perhaps it’s because Kate has been living her life on a boat with her nipples out this whole time.
If you go on Terry Richardson’s Diary right now, you’ll see a random assortment of babes–some you may recognize, some you may not. We don’t know if this is still part of his Best of the Season stuff that he did for Purple Magazine, but on the off chance that it’s fresh titties we’re looking at here, we thought we should let you know.
Dear Future Female Lover,
You might find my social and sexual aggressiveness intriguing and even seductive but I will say this to you… when it comes to women, I am one sadistic bitch. I want your blood, sweat and tears.
We knew that these biker boys were big on smuggling weapons, but we had no idea they also smuggled naked bodies and famous pornstars as well. What a pleasant surprise! We don’t know what it is about motorcycles, leather, and bad attitudes that gets the ladies going, but we feel like we ought to follow suit (maybe minus the guns and screaming).
Guess who still has it going on? We do! (We’re fucking foxy as hell!) But this isn’t about us. This is about Alicia Silverstone knowing exactly what we’re looking at as she lets her skirt fly up and reveal a portion of her perfect posterior.
You know how it is, just lounging in a bikini with a dildo-plug up your ass when the repairman for your private bowling alley approaches to explain the finer points of lane management. All it takes to cross the line, however, from a professional/service relationship to getting some sweet ass-to-mouth action is a little self-fondling — that must be the universal symbol for “stick a bowling pin up my ass”.
Ever wondered how Eva Longoria likes to doze off, how she prepares her body for bed and slips it into the sheets? Well, wonder no more, because she–and a bunch of other smoking hot celebrities–had their pictures taken by Jork Weismann for his upcoming book, “Asleep at the Chateau.”
When you’re with a new friend in a strange place and you’ve just come in from the pouring rain, there’s really not much you can say to each other. Lola Creton said the only sensible words, “We should get out of these clothes,” and then there’s really nothing more to say. Thankfully, her rain-kissed breasts are there to pick up the conversation.