Biff! Bop! Bow! We’re one-two punching you in the love-gut with a bevy of babes. It’s a knockout!

Almost nothing feels as comforting and joyful as a great bear hug. That’s especially true if you’re a hard cock, and the “bear” involved is a beautiful and giant set of breasts. They’re just so warm and welcoming. And got you well-coming (ha). Though not all hugs end in a splashy burst of cum drops, we’ll contend that maybe they should.

There’s something particularly intimate about making deep, dark eye contact while in the midst of oral pleasure. The simple mashing of nether-parts can pretty easily be an impersonal thing — close your eyes, look away, let your body do the communicating. But while someone’s junk is in your mouth, gazing up at them exhibits your devotion, your full investment in the act at hand, and really just shows you care. And that you’re into it! With a stare like that we’re sure Arabelle Raphael makes that strap-on feel things it never knew it could. We wish you’d look at us that way, little lady. Pardon while we swoon.

Justine Joli and Madison Young, Via Stagg Street

“I’ve got the back problems from lugging it around,” says native New Yorker Madison Rose of her ass, which is not massive, just glorious.

Nadine is best known from “My Name is Earl,” on which she played the gorgeous housekeeper of Earl and Randy’s motel, but you may also know her as Rodney Ruxin’s wife on “The League” or from her appearance on the short-lived “Charlie’s Angels” series. We’d mention her recurring role on “Hart of Dixie,” but we doubt there’s significant overlap between those who read Fleshbot and those who watch The CW. Anyway, here’s Nadine covering up her boobs and missing a tiny spot!

Hi Camille,

I’m 25, and bi-curious, in the midwest.

My wife left late last year, and took the dog. I got a new dog, that I love very much. (Not that way.) It took a while, because the way that the relationship ended, but I eventually got lonely in ways that the dog can’t fill (going shopping, out to eat, drinking, etc) and tried to find new friends or develop friends to fill that role, but I’m extremely shy. So, I turned to the internet, Craigslist, specifically, and stumbled upon someone. 

She won the title of Miss Bretagne, she reigned proudly as Miss France for all of 2011, and she was among the top ten finalists for the Miss Universe competition. Laury Thilleman may not have won the ultimate crown, but she’s won our adoration with these ridiculously sexy photos shot by Antoine Verglas.

We’re shown a little slice of life in this here flickskie, and luckily it’s a life that involves copious amounts of cunnilingus and a dash of doggystyle.  That’s the kind of life we could easily slip into, we swear we’d be a total asset. Like, we’d do the dishes and put the clothes away and lick the balls and stuff.

What will your legacy be? Will anyone remember your name, and if so, what for? These are questions that plague us all, and only some are lucky enough to find the answers. Diana Prince is one of the fortunate few, and though she’ll never have a statue erected in her honor or streets named after her, she knows that she taught Vanessa Cage how to suck a mean cock. Her life forever lingers on the lips of her young lover.

We don’t know how the major British lad’s mags feel about each other, but we’d like to think there’s a healthy rivalry tinged with genuine fanaticism and animosity. Zoo Magazine comes out with a feature on the Best Boobs in Britain as voted by you, and Nuts responds by saying, “Oh yeah? Here are Britain’s Biggest Boobs as decided by us because voting is wak and we know titties better than anyone else.” The gauntlet has been thrown down.

I believe in beautiful porn. That means a lot of things. I use my blog as a platform to share my ideas, but also increasingly to expand and reach out to others who share this vision.

I also love to talk to couples, and especially women, who have decided to expand our ideas of what the adult industry can be. For a while, I’ve had my sights set on talking to the people behind X-Art, which many of you know as a pioneering porn site focusing on beautiful people having sex in lovely locations, often featured right here on Fleshbot. I was able to get some questions out to Colette, half of the couple behind the successful site, to find out how they make their version of beautiful porn.

Last night after our encounter, I was aroused beyond a maiden’s patience. Anxiety begat a sexual wildness not known to me for a long time … to long. How do I satisfy this need before I go mad? I walked to the full length mirror in my bedroom to try and see if what I was feeling was apparent. It didn’t seem to be, but something was different. Underneath my nightgown I could see my nipples poking out trying to escape the silk. My sopping nest, I was certain, would be visably throbbing from underneath that I was almost surprised to see it still.

We’re not trying to get all Oedipal with you guys, but honestly, older women pretty much rule everything on Earth. Women in general run this place, and as they grow in experience, they become more efficient bosses. As far as us horny bloggers are concerned, seasoned sweethearts are overflowing with a refined (emphasis on fine) beauty and sexuality that we’d like to focus on in today’s double feature.

Oh, Maria, we love that song, too, so we totally understand why performing PSY’s dance in The Grove with a bunch of random people gets you excited. We bet that everybody around you has stiff nipples as well, we just can’t see them because we’re so focused on you and the things you do.

Did you know that when a rabid pack of wild cameltoes is on the loose, the only way to subdue them is to unmask and then fuck them into submission? A cameltoe loses its power, you see, when it’s been unmasked. Like a Transformer™ of the genital world, it becomes a run-of-the-mill snatch and no one’s the wiser. Unlike a Transformer™, however, one can fuck this beautiful thing without the risk of scratches or bruising from sharp edges.

We can tell it’s going to be a good day today because we woke up and found not one but two different redhead babes reclining in the nude online. It’s like that old adage: red sky at night, sailor’s delight, Lily Cole and Nadja Bender Knudsen at dawn, let’s get it on

Obviously, the best part about being a chimney sweep is that you have carte blanche to sing “Chim Chim Cher-ee” whenever you want, but the job has other benefits as well. You get to spend a lot of time gazing out over the city, soaking in the splendor of the sky, occasionally falling in love with the naked women watering their rooftop gardens.