You know what they say – if a hot babe crosses your path, ’tis a lucky day indeed.

Them thighs. Those tits. That pussy and that clit. There are so many wondrous things to grab in this scenario that two hands just aren’t enough. We want it all. Yes, that may be considered a tad bit greedy on our part, but sometimes indulgence can be a grand thing. Especially when it comes to feeling up perfect-bodied babes with a penchant for self-love.

There may be no “I” in team, but there sure as hell is a vigorous and forceful BJ. We always learned that when people band together, utilizing their collective knowledge and expertise, we can accomplish amazing things, becoming greater than the sum of our parts. We built the pyramids. We created magnetically levitating trains. We sent a robot explorer to fucking Mars. And we can forcefeed massive dicks into the lips of a babe with crazy mouth-gaping prowess and rapidfire speed. Truly marvelous creatures worthy of much reverence (and lust) are we.

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This election is going to be close, and we are dismayed when both sides seem to resort to less-than-ethical tactics. But at least naked liberal spitfire Aiden Starr gives something back to Republican boss Eric Jover when she hypnotizes him into voting for the other team.

I want to take a little break from myself and showcase a performer/director that I am just totally in love with. James Darling, I think that you are just the cat’s meow, or shall I say, the unicorn’s cumbucket?

It all sounds rather unhealthy–well, not the tits, just the sugary portions–but there’s nothing wrong with indulging your sweet tooth and your gropey fingers every now and again. Besides, this has something to do with America, as noted by the title of this little video: Seren Americana. Apparently we colonial types can’t enjoy breasts unless they’re accompanied by pastries and cola. (They know too much about us.)

We don’t know what led up to the taking of this picture or what combination of errors resulted in it being posted on her Twitter for the whole world to see, but we do know that Alison Pill handled it like a boss. She didn’t say she got hacked, she simply took the picture down and then acknowledged that the snafu happened. That, and the fact that she has beautiful breasts, makes us admire Alison ever so much.

At least that’s what we’d be screaming. But this guy likes to go with a soft, subtle moaning that also manages to speak volumes. We suppose there’s a certain beauty in subtlety — there’s a place for quiet, contemplative enjoyment of an act without bouncing off the walls in ADHD exuberance. A meditative cum shower is refreshing in an almost cleansing sort of way.

Everyone’s happy about the new secretary in the office, Asa Akira, but everyone’s secretly wary of her as well. Mark Wood runs a big import/export business, and he only trusts his right hand man, Rocco Reed, but Rocco is cooking up plans with the old secretary (who happens to be his secret girlfriend)! The intrusion of a new player may ruin everything Rocco and his woman have worked for, or she may be the right girl to get the job done. All that is certain is that genitals will smash together.

I’ve got a secret project, one that I’ve been working on all year. And it’s a good one, folks. I’m taking two very popular porn genres and squishing them together. And for those of you who LOVE squishing, you’re in for a real treat.

About 9 months ago after my wife and I were married she stumbled upon my stash of porn on our computer. This disturbed her quite a bit and she was mostly mad because she felt it was cheating. I did not disagree with her I just stopped cold for a bit, but a guy sometimes needs to blow one off so I do it once in a while, but nothing like I ever did in the past. Fast forward to today.

I want you under me, where you belong. I want you within my reach, where I can control your body, your mind, and your heart. I want to feel your tension, your frustration, your longing, your absolute trust. I want to twist your cock and watch the smile fade from your beautiful face.

We often feature college-centric comedies in these Netflix posts, so we understand if you’re tired of watching nerds and jocks perv on cheerleaders and sorority girls. Wait a second, what are we saying? We totally do not understand how you could be played out on these tropes; they’re timeless, and now that school is back in swing, they’re also very appropriate.

What’s the leading cause of upskirt photos in the world? You probably know this one: entering or exiting a car (especially when inebriated). What happens to celebrities who are finished with their days and nights of partying? Do they flash their panties ever? Yes, they do.

Love will make you do crazy things. It might make you stand outside a babe’s bedroom window with a boombox blasting Peter Gabriel. It might make you massacre your beloved’s wedding by shrieking her name then jumping into a bus together. It might make you take your sexy fucking slut and have her ride your neck with her wet pussy, then sing a song to your cock. Different strokes, you know.

This was my first time ever wearing liquid latex, and I liked making a mess out of it.

That’s the tone set by these four women taking a beach house vacation, and it all seems to be going beautifully (and nakedly) until one of their husbands shows up and starts taking care of the baby. That probably doesn’t sound too bad, but there’s nothing worse than having the sanctity of all-girl naked dancing time broken by the intrusion of a dude.