Well, it wasn’t this time. But her latest music video with the Flaming Lips is sensual and gorgeous and moving — oh, and also features Amanda buck naked. Every blessed instance of Amanda Palmer nudity feels like the first time, and we’re so thankful she gives so much of herself to her art.

If this is common practice in Venezuela, we may just need to rearrange our next vacation. Until that becomes a remote possibility, however, we’ll just have to party our way through the pages of Playboy with the lovely and naked DJ Agniezka. Now let’s drop some panties! We mean beats.

She may be half woman, half product, but that combination makes for one sexy hybrid that was just named GQ Britain’s woman of the year! Naturally this honor is celebrated with the customary English tradition of shedding clothes for a PG-13 photo spread.

Or, erm, she-babe. You know, whatever. All we know is we love a babe with an animalistic lust for cock, and when she makes it known. This chick is basically spelling it out for us with her hot-ass howlin’, and her dude holds out on the goods just enough. But when he finally does stuff her good, she turns those moans up to 11 and we cream our collective panties.

That’s a short dress you’re rockin’, Ginger Spice! Naturally you’ve got to bend over to pick something up off the ground — squatting be damned! And it looks like your prudish, goody two-shoes of a purse was trying to spoil the fun for us by jumping into the picture… But if you’ve learned anything, fair readers, it’s that nothing gets between Fleshbot and a set of panties.