How do you get comfortable in your own skin? Oh, the methods are myriad, but today we’d like to focus on the ancient art of body modification. And while we could go on about the spiritual traditions and social symbolism connected with bod mods, we think it’d be much more fun (and website-appropriate) to look at the places where poking, slicing, shaping, and changing the color of skin intersect with sexuality.

So for the uninitiated, the Viper Room is a pretty notorious punk/alt nightclub on LA’s sunset strip. Suffice to say this kind of scene -two white hipsters going home together after a show – probably happens pretty often. Still, we never complain about having access to the sex lives of rockers and this hot doggie style fucking is just the kind of hottness post-show hookups should be made of!

Cum and Glitter is a pretty much the quintessential San Francisco experience – all kinda of sexy queers doing all kinds of creative, political, nasty performance art, shamelessly naked and hardcore, live on stage.

Maggie Mayhem, Via Meet the Mayhems

Because I was recruited straight out of my correspondence Clinical Sexology school, I was unaware that there was such a thing as fraternity “Moms,” like the one portrayed by Phoenix Marie. I believe deeply that this position is a lawsuit waiting to happen.

Yes, yes, yes! A thousand more times, yes! Lexi Belle has been in the porn game since 2006, IAFD estimates she has around 400 titles under her belt, and yet she’s never done anal on camera. Friends, it’s finally happened, and as soon as Elegant Angel releases “LEXI” to the public, we’ll all bear witness to the historic moment when James Deen slipped his dick in her backdoor. That feeling you have in your chest right now? It’s normal, we all feel it.

The sex mavens at Babeland have given the classic bunny vibe a bit of a makeover — she’s all gussied up and ready to take you to town. Upon first beholding this thing, my thought was, “My, how you’ve grown!” But as we all know, size isn’t everything. Does this big gal bunny hop where it counts?

It’s one thing when Kate Middleton’s cousin performs a burlesque routine to celebrate the Queen’s Jubilee, but it’s quite another thing when she rolls up on New York City dressed as the Statue of Liberty. Could this bit of semi-nudity be viewed as an offense against the Crown? Is Katrina committing treason with all of her eyeball pleasin’?

Hey, we’re not into traditional gender roles or anything. Far from it. Still, the housework needs to get done and if a lady is gonna scour the floors and dust the counters then she might as well do it with no panties on. Are we wrong? There’s a whole lot of bending over that goes along with these tasks. It also seems like blowing the master of the house under his desk is part of the job description.

The back of the box calls Abella Anderson “The hottest Latina model in the history of porn” and we feel the need to take that hyperbole down a peg or two. Is Abella Anderson a cutie? For sure. Is she the hottest Latina model in the history of porn? Perhaps not. Should you always handle her while wearing goggles and gloves? Yes, because no matter how she compares to other pornstars, she has a volcanic body and you do not mess with this missy’s magma.

If your mama wants to read some giallo novels, that’s fine by us, but Giallo Drama might be too real for any parental units. There you’ll find a collection of sinister nudes that help you explore the different personalities of yellow: everything from the dull and decaying shade to the holy and golden.

When we first saw Mel and Keisha stripping down to go for a skate, we were confused because one of them was sporting an American flag bikini (albeit not for very long). We’ve moved past all that now. What do we care about national symbols? Boobs are for everyone, as are skateboards, and this video is a celebration of those objects that have been inspiring youths of all ages for generations.

Sometimes I like to give nice long massages– there is something about him that makes me want to be sweet and almost serving. I have very strong hands too. It starts with my fingers dipping in the coconut oil– getting it warm and liquefied, strong legs, hands, arms– limbs pulled in four separate ways. His cock, balls and ass all getting glossy from the oil my hands strokes across his naked skin. I love the way his hair feels under my fingertips.

Girl, we think your boobs are great. They look nice in that black bra, they look nice without it, and you shouldn’t feel bad about them because they’re tiny–small boobs are fun! Your chest is a low calorie treat and we wouldn’t be surprised to see you pop out of a box of SnackWells.

That dress she’s wearing is stunning: that deep velvety green with the vague leopard print patterning is like the bath robe of the gods. Best of all, when the bottom parts like a curtain, we get treated to quite the show! Alicia Vikander, we think we can see your pubes.

Look, getting your sauna time in is kinda like fucking. Both make you sweaty and juicy and are probably very good for your heart and blood pressure. The combination of goodness involved in boning in the sauna has got to be the healthiest thing ever. Why don’t they offer this class as part of the package at 24 Hour Fitness?!

Strike that. We should’ve said heroes especially get naked, because everybody wants to rub up against greatness. We’re not sure what qualifies this mix of models as “heroes,” but we will say that our David Bowie itch is most certainly scratched by the fact that Iman is part of this spread.

When we happened upon a clip from a horror movie called “The Victim,” we figured the nudity would only factor in as part of some gruesome act. We’re quite happy to find that this only shows Jennifer Blanc banging her real-life husband (the famous Michael Biehn) to an emotional rock song.