Angry babes might be cute sometimes… But keeping them happy makes the world go round!

But this guy knows that when you’ve found that holy grail, you’ve gotta treat it right. You must treasure it like the prize it is, giving it backrubs and kisses, giving it warm, loving shelter and feeding it when its hungry. And turns out it’s hungry for cock! Yessss.

Or you can show me. Actions speak louder than words, they say. So when I get through the door, how about you pull off my clothes and throw me onto the bed. Trail the length of my body with your fingertips, and when you reach my mouth, taste it with your tongue. Do it all without a sound. Then find my wet pussy, probe it with a finger or two… and enter me with all your force. The only sounds are the rhythm of your slow and steady fucking, and hushed breathing as your open mouth finds mine.

Kitty Lea, Via Front Army

No rice, no Apache Wedding Prayer, No Kahlil Ghibran or Rainer Maria Rilke quotes, no idling limousine; just a simple cock in the ass to signify the beginning of their lives together.

Attilio D’Agostino already claimed Svetlana Cluck as his muse and that’s why he’s taken such splendid pictures of her. Can’t she be our muse, too? We may never get the chance to sit with her in quiet rooms and observe her breathing so that we can dedicate great works of art to the rhythm of her respiration, but can we at least put her picture on the wall and fall asleep to her breasts?

Old and busted: sharing a bowl of spaghetti and slurping up the same noodle as your sweetheart. New hotness: sharing your enormous cock with Francesca Le and sucking it at the same time. That’s right, Wolf Hudson can suck his own dick while Francesca Le sucks it as well, and that’s not even a quarter of the coolness that goes down in their newest scene.

This may be one of the more enigmatic and complicated videos we’ve ever seen on Front TV. Mel and Keshia are shown getting dressed in reverse (so it looks like they’re undressing themselves) and as one of them removes her clothing, we see that she’s been wearing the stars and stripes on her T and A. What do you make of that?

We believe that actual sizzurp makes its imbibers sleepy and all chilled out. That might be nice sometimes, but it’s Friday! So may we present a finer elixir: jizz… urp.

What we like about Asa Akira is that she would push her own mother down a flight of stairs in order to get a big cock all to herself. We kid, of course; Asa is a lovely young woman who cares for her family and there is no way that London Keys is going to let her gobble up all of Mr. Pete’s dick without sharing.

The fabled DP — once thought to be the stuff of pornstar legend, it’s now a regular old member of the family. It shows up at birthday parties, swings by during the holiday season, even crashes the extended-family picnic! We, for one, welcome Auntie DP with open arms. And vaginas and assholes.

“Strawberry or vanilla?” Mister asks from the doorway, holding a small carton of ice cream in each hand. “Never vanilla,” coos Anya.

It’s Riley Reid! Everybody loves Riley Reid. We wrote a Field Guide on her back in January and we predicted that 2012 would be a big year for her. Friends, we were right; Riley has been working her tight little buns off all year long and we are very proud of her. Let us take a moment to amuse and arouse ourselves with some of her projects.

It’s been a long while since we’ve heard anything about Larissa Riquelme, the Paraguayan futbol fan/topless model who vowed to streak if her team took home the World Cup, but we expect to hear from her soon because there’s a new babe bringing her boobs to battle for the love of her country. Meet Sara Luengo: she supports Spain with her tits.

L-I-C-K-I-N-G… pussy? Man, if that were really how the song goes our lives would all be vastly improved. Especially if it were always referring to Andy San Dimas and Casey Cumz. We don’t need love, marriage, or babies in a baby carriage. Just primo babes gettin’ all up on each other. Yeah.

We know you’ve been hemming and hawing about getting involved in BDSM, and that’s perfectly normal, and we’re not here to judge you. However, we think 2013 could be your year, the year when you finally take the plunge and start to develop a wardrobe of vinyl, leather, and chains. The first step: get yourself a KinkyStyle calendar and get inspired.

We would like to nominate “Farewell, My Queen” for the next film to be parodied in porn, for the story is bittersweet and a little bit sexy. Lea Seydoux plays a reader for Marie Antoinette who refuses to flee Versailles with the rest of the servants and aristocrats because she has a crush on Marie. Did you just feel your heart flutter? How about your pants?