Diana Torres just wants to know what it’s like to be with a good man. Well, honey, how is it? From where we’re sitting, it looks pretty much the way it’s like to be with a very very bad man, except he insists that you kiss him. Aww.Apparently the man in the sexy cage thing is bad, because she doesn’t want him to touch her like the good man in the office porno fantasy. Looks like she’s getting off on both, so what’s the diff?

We love full frontal nudity as much as the next guy. Ok, maybe more! We also love vintage lingerie and bikinis and sheer skin-tight dresses. But sometimes a pair of jeans on a lady just make things seem more realistic. A boob poking out from a top you might actually wear in public is something special when compared to the endless parade of boobs we’re used to (you know, it’s a tough job but somebody’s gotta do it!). Simple white panties spilling out of some rugged jeans feels way more like we’re seeing something we’re not supposed to.

There is an unfortunate lack of female-t0-male transsexuals in pornography, especially guys representing their own bodies, lusts, and fantasies. Feminist Porn Award Heartthrob of the Year James Darling saw a hole and just couldn’t help but fill it. Bless his filthy little heart! With the recently launched FTMFucker, James gives everyone

Anybody can make haute couture fancy schmancy clothes, or construct elaborate set designs. But if you can get a gorgeous naked broad to pose with the person modeling your clothes, you will get the respect of the entire fashion universe. And the appreciation of those of us who know nothing about fashion,

So everybody knows Penelope Cruz wore a prosthetic posterior in “Volver”. Looks like she should have taken a cue from her sister Monica and just worked on having a nice natural juicy butt instead. ‘Cuz in outfits this revealing you can’t fake that ass.