Yes, there’s a reason male-centric sex comedies keep getting made, and that is that porno logic makes for great entertainment! Like the girl who needs sunscreen rubbed on her (at night!!) and the super-accommodating double femme threesome! And the naughty nude photos. And contain tons of gratuitous boobs! Ahhhh, sex comedies. Even when they’re

In the 90′s, we always dreamed of a grunge girlfriend of our very own. We would call her Mudhoney and we would lay about in our Northwest squat listening to mix tapes and screwing the angst away. We would share unwashed flannel and Doc Martins and clove cigarettes and pawnshop bass guitars and sludgy black coffee.

Let’s be real here for a second. Companies like Agent Provocateur understand exactly what they’re up to, right? That they’re making wank material as much as selling their lingerie? It seems almost like a public service, all these free pictures of sexy dames preening themselves in overpriced undergarments.

Those Frenchies. They’re always asking the big questions. Who am I? What does it all mean? Wait, whose apartment is this? Whose clothes are these? And also; what makes a slut slutty? Well, for starters, lotsa lips gloss and no panties. A voracious love of sex, especially with big-dicked Europeans.

Intellectual blowhard Christopher Hitchens once wrote that women aren’t funny, and Megan Fox is here to prove that bastard so wrong. Apparently she’s hysterical in the new Judd Apatow movie “This is 40″. But this is Fleshbot, and we’re here to tell you the other news, which is that quite evidentially she also gets down to her bra and skivvies.