It’s one of those lounge-around-in-your-undies kinda days. Well, in or out of them.

Parents can be such a drag. They hate my boyfriend Johnny, and won’t let us stay in my room alone. But they’ll never suspect us in the basement! Sure, the guest bed may not be as sumptuous as my queen upstairs, but it’s the only place Johnny can rip my skirt off and fuck my pussy ’til we come.

This girl’s got a serious case of the wiggles. Is she doing some calisthenics, a new yoga move, or sit-dancing? Oh, we didn’t even see you down there, babe number two. Looks like you’ve got some wiggles of your own! She’s busy working out her tongue and fingers; it just happens to be in the pussy of babe number one. Mystery revealed! Her body’s all aquiver because she’s being sent on a rocketship straight to heaven. Sometimes turbulence is a good thing.

Meghan, Via Kind Girls

“Do you like the way Mommy fucks you with a strap-on?” is a line we never thought we’d hear again after our failed audition for “The Wonder Years.” But Julie Simone says it to poor, tortured Davey.

To many, the female orgasm seems like an incredibly mysterious thing: happening wholly inside the body, it can be hard to tell what, exactly, is going on (aside from, um, a whole heck of a lot of pleasure). But porn mavens Courtney Trouble and Jiz Lee have pulled back the curtain on this thing. With the help of a trusty speculum (and the support of sex toy shop Smitten Kitten) they’re going inside the vagina to take a closer look at what’s actually going on when a gspot starts to gush. Trust us, people–this stuff is fascinating (also sexy).

One look at Lia Lor (and her unique name) makes us feel like we’ve known her for a long time. But have we actually? According to our archives, we’ve only made her acquaintance once before, when she was being publicly disgraced by James Deen and Lorelei Lee. We guess she made such a strong impression on us that her name and face seeped into the dark corners of our minds. Anyway, here’s her body in black and white!

This twenty-three year old Canadian diver recently took bronze in the Women’s Synchronised 10m Platform Final, but she hasn’t medaled in any of the solo diving events. Still, these may be some of the stiffest nipples in London, and we think the Olympic overlords (or whatever they’re called) ought to throw some gold her direction. One medal for each nipple, please.

Ah, ’97. It was a great year for Saturday Night Live, Puff Daddy and Jewel, and, yes, brilliantly streaking facials across the visage of voracious blonde babes.

We don’t think it’s hyperbolic to say that these young, spunky amateurs are representatives of the ocean. They’re captivating, their movements can hold your attention for hours, and you probably feel an inexplicable urge to touch them and be inside them. But beware, for though they look innocent and calm, they can surprise and overwhelm you in an instant.

Going where the sun don’t shine… It usually has a negative connotation, but we think the people who use the phrase this way haven’t experienced the enlivening rush that a solid ass-eating can bring about. It’s sunshine and rainbows and happy clouds all over the place!

“She does get excited, doesn’t she,” I said. From my office, where I had been sitting at my desk, pretending to do something very important at my computer, I had been waiting for sounds from the bedroom, where my wife was being massaged by a masseur who was admittedly strikingly handsome. I had a sense that she would moan at some point, an invitation to something new and sexual, and I knew that the moaning would be my signal that I was to join her in the adventure.

In 2009, Sarah Shevon felt totally burnt out from her corporate office job, and she was thinking of trying her hand (and legs and everything else) as a stripper. Fortunately for us, some friends recommended her to Kink.com and Mark Spiegler so she ended up trying porn before stripping. She loved it, we love her, and this is what destiny looks like.

Look at her bending over, showing off the way her bikini bottoms hug her ass, exposing her lean and muscular back, flashing just a hint of side/underboob as she changes her top. Jennifer Nicole Lee is marvelous, but we wonder (and worry) what this beachy-keen MILF will do when cold weather rolls around.

After a particularly debaucherous Thursday night, nothing helps dissipate a hangover like the sight of MILF boob atop ample MILF boob. We’ve seen plenty of dude-on-MILF action, but actually never even thought of the possibility of simply putting two MILF babes together and seeing what happens. We’re viewing it with the interest of our Sea Monkey kit, but where something actually interesting happens.

Somehow constant heat, dry and dusty air, and crusty vegetation all come together to make a surprisingly sexy setting for these Lovecat babes to prowl around in. It must be the contrast between the parched land and their lovingly moisturized skin, or perhaps it’s the buzzards overhead reminding us to enjoy the flesh while it lasts.

Honestly, we’ve never seen anybody–let alone two people–pause sex to put earbuds in and blast techno. However, we wouldn’t be surprised if tiny but steady vibrations against your eardrums heightens sexual stimulation or tricks your brain into making your orgasm last longer. Perhaps these horny youths know something we don’t!