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We’ve come to the end of the alphabet! We started with Asian mosaic porn, and twenty-six weeks later, here we are at zentai. Before we begin, we’d like to thank you for taking this long and educational journey with us. Thanks! Now let’s wrap you up in a bodysuit!
We don’t ask much of a pussy. Just to sit and look pretty is enough for us. However, when they go above and beyond, like sucking down an entire hand then turning right into some hardcore fucking, well, that’s when they make our heart sing.
Naturally we and our lovely readers have a propensity to like a babe who knows her way a pole. But this lady has opened our eyes to the possibilities of thinking outside the box. Forget the stripper pole — a giant cock makes an ever more compelling dance partner.
(Hint: They’re very sexual and love fucking.)
You’ve seen the trailer, you’ve seen stills, and hopefully by now you’ve seen the actual film, so do you really need to see behind-the-scenes footage from “Godfather: A DreamZone Parody”? Yes, you do, because you know how porn sets are: hilarious, vibrant, sinister, and closed off to the public. But we have a man on the inside, we have Jeff Koga.
Like a sparkling rosé of the porn world, Wolf Hudson has earned a reputation of near universal appeal. Fucking his way into the hearts and genitals of straight ladies and lesbians, hetero bros and gay dudes, and friends across the whole gamut of queerdom, we all want a piece of Wolf. As luck would have it, Wolf is a man who gives the people what they want. Let us all herald the arrival of Wolf Hudson Is Bad.
The mainstream adult industry is burdened by a negative feedback loop: frustrated by a lack of diversity and creativity, consumers lose interest in paying for porn; panicked by dropping profits, producers double down and create more of the same old porn that’s been proven profitable for years. Consumers complain that no one’s catering to their specific desires–but without a demonstrated market for new niches, producers have little incentive to get experimental. But what if there was a way to break the cycle?
It’s the seafaring way of life for us — but the bed is our vessel, our captain is this intrepid cock, and we’re sailing the seas of fellatio. And everyone knows sea babes are the best babes, especially when they’re the kind with mad navigational skills. Looks to be smooth sailing ahead.
In porn, as in life, Stoya has all of the answers, and she gives them long before we’re ready to ask questions. We’re wondering why the title of this movie is “unSEXpected,” and a month ago she answered, “because people have sex in it and some of the characters are surprised about it.” What’s with the SEX part? “Non-standard capitalization draws the eye, hammering the adult-oriented nature of the product home.” Oh, Stoya, you’re so good to us.
We already saw a few short bits of Ashley Hinshaw’s boobs smattered throughout “About Cherry,” but we really haven’t had a chance to spend some quality time with them. After all, can we really claim to know anything about Ashley’s beautiful body if we haven’t heard Heather Graham talk about it?
We never tire of looking at Miranda Kerr. We saw her completely naked from head to toe in black and white (and we think she had some oil on her) last week, and we’re already hungry for more. The curves going from butt to back look so tasty that we want to build a racetrack modeled after her silhouette.
Some glitch has left the digital display on the microwave permanently dimmed, so the only way to read it is to get up close. We’re getting ready to make dinner. He’s standing behind me, looking at the contents of the cupboard.
You’re on the last plane out of the airport before a brutal winter storm hits, and once you get up to cruising altitude, hijackers take over the plane, kill the pilots, and announce their intentions to crash into something important. Also, the air force is on its way to blast you out of the sky. So, what do you think: take a pal in the bathroom and do what must be done?
Pink (or is it spelled P!nk?) has been making music for decades, and she’s just as cute now as she was when she started. What is her secret to youth and vitality? Is it her rock and roll lifestyle, being married to a motocross racer, years of hair dye soaking into her skin? And hey, speaking of dye, do you think she tints her nipples pink?
Trains have always been our preferred method of travel. There’s no security hassle like the airport, no Lord of the Flies style jockeying like on the bus, no driving and directional responsibility like in a car. Plus there’s Cecilia Vega being fucked in the back car. Wait, what was that last one?
The flowers, the floral prints, the delicate fabrics, and the warm light all make us wish spring were here, and it’s torture because we have so very far to go before we get there. Natalya isn’t helping either: she’s only showing one nipple in each photo, as if to say we’ll get the rest when summer comes. It is summer, Natalya!
Hache is glad to be home, but he left his first love back in London and his heart is unbearably heavy. Fortunately, a spunky young woman named Gin (Clara Lago) from his hometown wants to show him the magic of life. She also wants to show him her boobs, which are also magical, and press them against him as they stand tall above the city skyline.
