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If we had three wishes — we’d wish we were a little bit taller, we’d wish we were a baller, we’d wish we had a hot couple engaged in mutual oral affection before our eyes. Well, one out of three ain’t bad!

We’re all about contravening standard definitions of idioms, colloquialisms and the like with our GIFs, and today we’re tackling a particularly tricky item: mouth-breathing. It conjures images of dumb dullards and dolts with nothing to say. The two in this clip may be rendered speechless, but it’s for reasons other than ignorance. It’s because they’re connected in the ebb and flow of a perfect fuck, and their breathy gasps are keeping time through the parted lips of ecstasy. See? Mouth-breathing: it can be a sexy thing.

Miss Kitty Kat, Via Lords of Porn

Goodness knows I am no relationship expert—they give out Counseling degrees with BART passes—but I just don’t think it’s going to work between Heather Joy and Billy Glide in Hustler’s “Busty Beauties: Top Shelf Titties 2.”

The first time we saw Mariana, we were enraged because we had no idea who she was and Terry Richardon did and we were so jealous. Now we know her last name–Almeida–we feel a little more relaxed about the whole situation, and we have a new sense of clarity and appreciation as we approach this fresh gallery of Mariana’s hefty yet holdable breasts.

Bruna Surfistinha (which means “Little Surfer Bruna”) is the pen name of a Brazilian sex worker who became crazy famous by blogging about her experiences with clients. At the height of her popularity, she was appearing on television, in magazines, in porn, and she even wrote a book called “The Scorpion’s Sweet Venom,” which became a movie starring Deborah Secco. Here’s some sexiness from that movie!

We always wonder how revealing outfits stay on while so much crazy activity is happening. It turns out it always has, and technology has just finally caught up with it. Now that a camera is on hand at every moment with built-in nipple detectors (trust us, it’s a thing) we see that there were nipples out in professional sports all the time!

We’re basically sent to purring if someone so much as plays with our hair or gives us an innocent little back rub. But it’s ever amplified when things get a little less innocent… Looks like this kitty’s of a similar ilk, because she’s brought to a small roar when a hard cock enters the picture.

Is there anyone left in the world who doesn’t find redheads sexy? We’re not saying everybody needs to drool over gingers everyday, but we’d be shocked to meet someone who says they’re not down to ogle a few choice babes with orange auras. It takes different strokes to rule the world and not a single one of those strokes ever refused a roll in the sheets with fiery-maned madams.

What happens when a thirty-five year old woman picks up a camera and decides to stop being polite and start acting real post naked pictures of herself on the internet? Something along the lines of The Naked Me, which is definitely the best amateur photo tumblog we’ve seen this week (heck, probably even this month!).

Los Angeles can do crazy things to your brain after a week or so. Look at Richard Kern: he’s spent so much time in LA that he can’t do anything besides sit around and sniff used panties. Will he be able to keep his appointment with Jessie Andrews? (And yes, she’s actually in this episode!)

Technology how I love thee- and with love comes my hate for thee.

I live in this two (three, four..) realmed world of computer life and real life– we all do– nothing big there. But in my search to explore my sexuality, computer technology has had a big impact. My longest sexiest relationship lately- has been with a man I’ve never met- I will not say “never will,” because you know I’m a hopeful girl– but I love what it is– 100% electronic relationship. The expectations are defined by our hard drives and my wired electric little clit.

Insuh Yoon: remember the name, folks, because this guy is going places. He’s been photographing nudes for a while but he recently started bumping up the sexual content in his stuff, and he wanted us to see a fresh photoshoot he did with Burning Angel’s very own Sidney Scarlet. Insuh has one hand on the camera, one hand inside Sidney, and a third mystical hand plucking at our heartstrings.

Tara Reid was partying at the Stockholm Pride Festival last week, and when she went on stage to join her pals, Jedward, she slipped and fell on her butt, revealing her black panties to all. Sources now say that Tara’s panties caused the fall because they wanted to take control of the Pride Festival. Why do her undies crave power?

There are certain scenes the effulgence of morning sunshine simply illuminates. The city skyline emerging from a dusky haze, dew-covered grass on rolling hills, a windowsill forest of tiny bonsai, two fly babes sucking off and riding a hot dude’s cock. We feel a certain inner peace coming on.

You ever have those days when you can’t seem to leave the house–or even your room–because you feel so absurdly content with your sensuality and nakedness (or the nice underwear you’re wearing)? Maja is having one of those days, and we fear that she may never leave the house again.

This season of “True Blood” is coming to an end, so this last episode begins the process of tying up certain story lines. We’re bummed that there are only a few weeks of southern supernatural sluttiness left, but episodes like this sugar coat the doom with the one thing we love best: gratuitous nudity. This show knows us so well!