As Fleshbot’s intrepid reporters/cultural interpretors have concluded before, artists get all the babes. Really, though, this is what it takes to be an artistic genius? To recognize that women are worth staring at and drawing over and over again? If that’s the case, we should be in the Lourve, and the Met, next to all these dead white guys.

So many models take themselves so seriously. Not Yasmin Brunet! She is laid-back, fun, silly, and ready for adventure in exotic locations! Not to mention highly saturated in bold colors, and sporting what appears to be the high-waisted booty short version of a wicker chair. We bet she knows how to barbecue mean kielbasas, make the best sandcastle, and kick our asses at beach volleyball (which, admittedly wouldn’t take much, but still!).

There’s something about these pictures that says both 18th century bordello and sexy circus to our discerning lingerie art direction tastes. Winning combo if you ask us. Think about it; contortionists, lion tamers, knife throwers, sword swallowers, bearded ladies. Hmm, wait, maybe that’s freak show. Well, that’s hot, too, provided they wear lacy underthings and drape rope across their scantily-clad bods.

Yes, we too imagine a world in which we can order as many studs as we like to show up and give us what we need; a solid pounding in all of our holes! As much as we all love giving other people pleasure, sometimes it’s nice to just lay back and let other people service the living hell out of us. Are we wrong?

If you’re just joining us, DGAF stands for “Doesn’t Give a Fuuuuh-ck”, and with regards to celebrity nudity, it refers to wearing embarassing-nipslip/upskirt -proof clothes. DGAFing makes you immune to the trolling eyes of paparazzi and sleeze-tastic internet aggragates (ahem) and ensures that when people gawk at your unmentionables they also respect you cuz you clearly were planning this the whole time!

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