We’ve all had that moment: you’re sharing a bed with two people and they start getting it on. Depending on what kind of person you are, you might try to join in or you might try to ignore it and get some shut eye. But when the copulating couple in question is as loudly amorous as these two, it can be difficult to get any sleep.

Don’t get us started on hot tubs.We love em whether they’re time machines or Eddie Murphy James Brown jokes. And lest we forgot, Jacuzzi jets are the best thing to happen to orgasms since shower nozzles. And Hitachis. And mouths. Ok, a lot of great things have happened for orgasms in our modern world but do all of them come complete with a full body soak?

You know how sometimes you don’t know if you want to fuck someone or be them? A friend of ours has a hilarious (we think) saying for that conflicting impulse: “Doobedoobedoo” (sing it like Sinatra to get the full effect). This photo set gives us that feeling. Do we want to wear all this incredible vintage-style lingerie and writhe around like horny sluts? Or do we want to lay this sleek female down and show her just what we think about her get up?

Apparently these roommates watch porn together, fist each other, and then film it and put it on the internet. Where can we find roommates this rad? Why isn’t there a Seeking Servicing Slutty Roommates section on Craigslist? Where can we find someone that will extract such adorable squeaks, moans, ooo o! o! o!s, gutteral growls, and giggles from us? We are only too happy to return the favor. Every good fist deserves another after all.

We know there’s a Women’s Studies Feminist Sexuality in Popular Music thesis in here somewhere. Is this a manifestation of the three witches from Macbeth partying in the USA? Maybe it’s a Little Mama Thing? An empowering tribute to the female gaze? A critique of femme on femme desire? Hot Pants of Many Colors? We can do this all night, folks.