We love snacks! Potato chips, cookies, some nice crudités. Oh — and babe nipples. Those are our favorite. Luckily we’ve got ‘em in ample supply.

The bed, the couch, the floor — these are probably the areas of the home that get the most love when it comes to people banging. And, sure, watching people fuck on the floor is great, but it’s not nearly as fun as getting the floor’s eye view of people fucking above it.

People use the term “low-hanging fruit” in a pejorative sense. But that definition gets flipped around if the fruit that’s swaying easily within reach is a sweet and perky pair of tits. Then it’s a no-brainer — uh, reach out and grab them. Just because we’re endowed with higher thinking capacities doesn’t mean we have to use tools or create simple machines. If there’s a lovely naked babe willingly bending before you, grab her boobs and finger her puss. It’s the smart thing to do!

Cindy Starfall, Via Morazzia

By the end of New Sensations’ superb “Torn,” you, too, will risk your marriage for a chance to cheat with Remy La Croix. But you will also want to work it out with India Summer. And you’ll probably get some action on the side from Raylene, who is free-spirited.

It seems like our good friend Igor is often running into crazy time constraints with his models, and he has to push himself to summarize the splendor of a girl’s body in ten minutes. Such was the case with Kory Minx, and even though the pics they produced were damn sexy, Igor felt the need to do it right.

Everybody loves hitting up amusement parks during the summer, right? Allow us to give you a word of warning before you visit “April Flores World”: April is a goddess, her rides are great fun, but the place is kind of a mess. Honestly, we’ll take a smoking hot BBW over a trip to Six Flags any day of the week, but that’s beside the point.

Sheesh, whenever we’re dredging through the old folders and files on our computer we mainly just come across bad photos and old resumes. We guess we tend to be a bit of a digital hoarder. But it would all be worth it to be scrolling through and find, you know, mefuckingstackedblondebabe.mov. Where is that on our laptop?

Chicks and cars have gotten along since back in the pinup days. But throw a real hot rod into the picture and magic happens. It’s summertime now, and that means road trip season is upon us. It should logically follow, then, that road head season is upon us as well. Avaunce!

We swear, this time we’re done talking about the violence in the title of this franchise. Now we just want to talk about the way women gaze at Mandingo’s dick. Look at Skin Diamond right here, staring that shit down, not doing the corny thing when she drapes it across her face and looks surprised that it reaches from chin to scalp. Skin holds that dick like she’s about to eat her first burrito in years.

While I was away, I peppered J with emails and text messages promising lots of hard use and abuse when I returned. I told him I’d hood him, bind him, abuse him, and use him to the point of exhaustion. I wasn’t sure that I’d be able to wait until we got back to the house–night after night, while I laid in an unfamiliar bed, I fantasized about seeing him at the airport, dragging him to the parking garage, and fucking him in the back seat of his car.

What gives Raylene her sex appeal and power? Is it her age, her MILFy good looks, her fat ass? Those are all definitely factors in her awesomeness, but we think a large part of her performative prowess comes from her years and years of experience. She started doing porn in 1996, retired from porn in 2001 to become a real estate agent, retired from stripping in 2004, and then came back to the industry in 2009.

A little wind, a bit of bunching, and Beatrice’s butt reveals itself to the world. Oh, glory be on this beautiful Friday afternoon! The last time we saw anything revealing from Princess Beatrice, all we were looking at were her tights, but now we have some bonafide ass flashing going

She may rule with an iron fist… And if you’re lucky, maybe she’ll actually find one and stick it in you. Until then, though, you’ll have to be led around like a dog, and if you get too loud she’s got a ballgag in her back pocket. Hmm. We’re not so sure she’s merciless as much as appropriately prepared.

Can we really call this a nip slip? Can we call the judoka’s exposure a nip slip? Both of these moments have been revealing accidents, but we always figured nip slips were the cause of clothing or perhaps a strong wave from the ocean. These are man-made nip slips created by fists.

Ladies and gentlemen, Showtime is coming out with a TV show that sounds absolutely amazing: it’s called “Masters of Sex,” it’s about human sexuality pioneers William H. Masters and Virginia E. Johnson, and Lizzy Caplan plays Johnson. Nudity has been confirmed. We’re not saying “maybe there’ll be some tits,” or “gosh, we hope that Lizzy is wearing a nice bra.” We’re saying there are people who have already seen her body in this show, and no, they’re not time travelers.