Yiff, which has many meanings in the erotic realm of the furry lifestyle, has been hyped and overexposed by critics, comics, and all others who raise a curious eyebrow towards the furries, but it’s really one small facet of furrydom. That being said, we know very little about that facet, and we desperately want to know more. Check your attitude and your judgment at the door because this article is all about yiffing.
What, you haven’t clamped your balls in a constrictive metal sleeve then proceeded to fuck your wife’s pussy with it ’til you come? Squares. But, uh, no, really… it’s not too often we come across something we haven’t done, or at least seen, but this — this is one of those rare Sex Acts We Have Not Yet Encountered.
When confronted with a giant set of giant tits, one impulse may be to give them a gentle fisting. There’s no need to fight the instinct, granted there’s an accommodating babe on the other end of them knockers, because the result is a delicious, shake-tastic barrel of boob-jigglin’ fun. And that’s something we can all enjoy! Supposedly, good impulse control is a positive sociological quality, but deferred gratification isn’t quite our thing. We want our boobs a-shakin’, and we want it now!
Usually it’s a bad thing when we don’t get what we expected from a porn movie, but in the case of “Hairy in America” we are bearded with riches.
People say print is dying, but we are here to happily announce that Kate Upton’s breasts are taking over everything, and so the future will still contain hundreds upon thousands of different magazines. However, every magazine will be for, about, and by Kate Upton’s breasts.
The enterprising folks over at Fleshlight are giving fans the opportunity to put something other than their randy cocks into the goods. The gates are up, and Alexis Texas, Asphyxia Noir, and Kayden Kross are in the running to get their snatches forever immortalized in elastomeric gel. And the pussy to prevail is up to you!
There’s nary a sight on this earth finer than that of a smokin’ hot babe writhing in the spasms of an all-consuming orgasm. But it almost feels wrong if that ecstasy carries on for minutes, plus. They say one can have too much of a good thing… Does this apply to coming babes?
Like, for real, we are scared of these sex toys. If we were walking around in broad daylight, and one of these toys started walking in our direction, we’d cross the street. Fortunately, there are many women who are able, willing, and often in the mood to handle these missile-sized members, and we feel better knowing that the dildos are securely tucked away in their pussies.
And so it begins. Dakota Fanning turned eighteen back in February, but this is the first time we’ve posted anything about her. Why did we wait so long? Well, nothing came up, and we wanted this moment to be special, and we don’t like to rush things, and what’s the big hurry anyway? She’ll be here. Her panties will be here. It’s no big deal.
We like to think of Darling House as the House of Darling, the dynasty that ruled an alternate-universe Austro-Hungarian empire and gave patronage to some of the most talented and prolific erotic artists in history. Our fantasy isn’t too far from the truth: the photographers who fly their freak flags beneath Darling’s banner are all brilliant, and they have some sexy new material you ought to see.
I met Alphonso on Casual Encounters last Sunday night. I was feeling very blue and hadn’t had sex since a month ago, after some minor surgery. I posted this:
Ya Wanna? – w4m – 45
I really need to get laid tonight. It has been WAY too long. Looking for a man available tonight: attractive, well hung and cut, cologne free and somewhat dominant. Let me take your cock deeply in my throat before you plunge it into all my holes. I really need to be used hard tonight. Then you can come deep in my throat if you like that. I’m slender, long-legged, attractive to most. Write to me if you’re up for this now/soon and I’ll tell you more.
Here’s a fun fact: until a few months ago, Stoya had never used a Hitachi Magic Wand (commonly know as the Cadillac of vibrators). Indeed, it wasn’t until this very video that our sweet Supreme Commandress ever felt the hard pulse of the Hitachi up against her lovely labia…but, judging by her reaction, we’re pretty sure it wasn’t her last time.
The media has created a lot of confusion about judo, but we think Mongolian Olympic judoka Urantsetseg Munkhbat and her peers are helping to clear it up. First and foremost, judo doesn’t involve punches and kicks, it’s all about throws and grapples. So there’s no such thing as a judo chop, but there is a judo nip slip.
We like seeing lithe and fit gymnasts twirling and tumbling across the arena in a breathtaking floor routine. We love seeing a stacked MILF showcase her crazy acrobatic skills on a chair, getting piledriven by a lovely schlong.
The Pool Boy is an archetype of sluttiness that’s been around for decades–we estimate since the 1950′s–and up until now, the only female equivalent of a young, fit worker who comes over to “help around the house” has been The Babysitter. Well, nuts to those gender roles, because here’s Dora Yoder, seducing you while skimming crap off your pool.
Mary Mason has been convicted of killing her husband, and because she insists that a madman broke in and killed him while they slept, she’s been locked away in a hospital for the criminally insane. Meanwhile, the criminally and insanely hot residents of this nightmare factory are busy eating each other out.