We believe it was Hitchcock that first conflated moving trains with sex. It must be all those pistons pumpin’ and steam power and the force of industry thrusting across the virginal land. Also; long phallic train cars entering tunnels. In “Chuzhaya”, Natalia Romanycheva skips all that symbolic imagery and goes directly for the naked banging against the window as the scenery flashes by. Ah, modernity; so direct, so hardcore!

Burlesque is one of our many naked lady obsessions. It takes the right kinda gal to pull it off; Lucy Collett pulls it off and so much more! Can’t you just see her vamping around to some Peggy Lee or Eartha Kitt, twirlin some tassle pasties on those incredible knockers?

We’re not quite sure where this whole “werk” trend started… we think it might have something to do with drag queens… but it certainly helps motivate us in our workout routine. There’s something about that “E” that makes us feel special as we sweat it out. You know what else makes us feel special about our cardio? Outfits like this.

One of the things that’s so great about QueerPornTube is that it’s a forum for no-budget punk porn in addition to the usual parade of amateur jerk-off vids. This clip, part of the amateur -produced, cyclephile-themed Bike Smut festival, combines some of our deepest boner passions; Northwest anarchists, double entendres, bicycles, busty babes, and bisexual boys!

Perhaps in prepartation for her titular role as literature’s most shameless hussy in the upcoming Anna Karenina movie, Keira Knightley seems to be pensively pondering; “Norms of society be damned! I will dare to uncross my legs while wearing a dress in the park where paparazzi are sure to be following me!”