The pomp! The circumstance! The babes!
This is definitely not from Boring University! In fact, I doubt that institution is even in existence. Why on Earth would young co-eds attend a place like that.
Naturally we’re proponents of hitchin’ a ride to Orgasmtown however you can… For ladies, the road is paved with golden dildos that make it easier than hopping on the nearest subway. And those orgasms feel, well, fantastic. But getting off whilst a cock pumps inside you — that trip may be more akin to a trek via covered wagon, but the payoff is basically like you arrived at the fucking Swiss Alps.
We always considered it probably a good thing that we weren’t blessed with the amplest of chests… Because how could we not be bouncing them around, squishing and squeezing them together, and giving them kisses all day long? We’re sure we couldn’t resist, and that might be distracting for fellow citizens of the world. Although, what’s up, citizens? Who doesn’t want to see all the big-busted chicks out there enjoying a little self-fondling? Be cool, jeeze.
It is tempting to call Tim Woodman an amoral man; not only does he kidnap and beat Amber Rayne on the flimsiest of pretenses, but he also double-crosses Kiki D’aire (by kidnapping and beating her). But someone who only takes payment in blowjobs can’t be that bad.
If you need experience drawing nude figures, but you don’t want to sit in some lame studio with twenty other people, you should spend your time looking at porn instead! We know that’s our solution for most problems, but this time it’s relevant. Look at how this artist makes quick sketches based on porn stills. You wont see poses like that in any Learning Annex class!
Yes, PYT Monique Alexander took a little trip to San Francisco last month, and when she was done checking out Coit Tower, the Transamerica Pyramid, and other phallic landmarks, she waltzed over to the Kink Armory so Bobbi Starr could tie her up, flog her butt, and treat her like a piece of meat. Our beloved Jeff Koga was there to catch the magic on his camera, and he sent us these pictures!
Marielle Jaffe has been in “Scream 4,” “Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Lightning Thief,” and she had a recurring role on “The Secret Life of the American Teenager,” so why did she take her top off for Girls Gone Wild? Better question: why wouldn’t she?
We’re not sure what the protocol is for swooning over internet vaginas… But this one makes us want to rip down our JTT posters and replace them with its larger-than-life portrait. It’s so perfectly pink and smooth and beautiful! We’d kiss it every night before we went to bed.
It’s discrimination is what it is. These pornstars work themselves tirelessly, toning their bodies, exercising muscles we civilians have probably never heard of, slamming into one another harder and more often than professional football players, and yet the Olympic Committee still refuses to recognize their pure athleticism. They at least deserve to be a part of the Winter Games (toe curling > curling with brooms and junk).
Hands get all the glory — they get to wave hello, give high fives, and do the shocker. But what of those appendages that get us from place to place, supporting us as we walk, dance, and stand-fuck? Feet deserve some loving too… They can give and take it.
Take a look at Amy Ried’s naturally gigantic 34DD boobs! Actually, don’t worry about looking at them now, because we’re about to throw a bunch of scenes at you in which these knockers take center stage. Yes, this German-born, Cali-raised army brat deserves all your attention today, for she has mesmerized many a masturbator and left them all addicted. (We’re bad influences on you, we hope you’re cool with that.)
Sometimes I wake up in a mood and this particular mood was after a weekend of fucking. I snapped a photo and sent it to Tony with, “I woke up this morning with my panties half way down. I think my body expected to get fucked.”
Here comes Kerry Katona, looking fly, flashing them luscious thighs, making us want to reach out and touch them but we can’t because this is a picture on our computers. The sadness that comes from this obstacle would be rather crushing, were it not for the additional panty peek going on. Isn’t it funny how the sight of that fabric makes us feel close to her?
Those cheeky Brits, they’re always coming up with the best slang — a potato and onion dish becomes bubble and squeak. Sausages and biscuity pudding becomes toad in the hole. And watching people get their superfreak on in a public place (and maybe even taking part)? That’s dogging.
We like it when we feel like we’re learning stuff by looking at boobs, and that’s how we feel after seeing this new photoshoot by Khoa Bui. As with the wet and wild Lucy McIntosh shoot, this gallery features Kylie Cusick posing in and interacting with water; therefore, we now know that Khoa Bui is a hydrophile.