We’ve got an idea for a new one — All the Pretty Babes! But instead of death and cool bloodlust, there’s maybe just lust.

We’ve all been there — recieving an extra-juicy facial while naked on the couch with hands bound behind our backs. It can be a tricky situation, especially if you’ve got sparkling clean sofa cushions that haven’t known the taste of cum in their lives.

Golden Jubilees sound fun and all, but we’re sure all the pomp and pageantry of a countrynwide celebration isn’t half as jubilant as this exchange. We’d be willing to bet that even the most delicately crafted bonbons, filled with the rarest of dark chocolates made by monks of Belgium couldn’t be tastier than this babe’s sweet pussy gyrating across the tastebuds.

Joyce, via Bravo Erotica

You know how it is (and don’t tell me you don’t): It’s your first day stripping and you’re nervous. So Hayden Hawkens fucks away your jitters.

Well, friends, we have reached the end (sad face, bottom lip sticking out). This is my last post for Dylan Ryan week here on Fleshbot. I have loved guest editing, writing for you and sharing a bit of my life with you. I hope that if you missed any of my posts that you will go back and catch up, each day was its own special theme based on a part of my life and what I’m into. To say a proper goodbye, I made you a video message from set today. Wishing you a great weekend and a future full of hot sex. Xxo.

It’s called Smut Clothing for crying out loud; you can’t have your vaguely-attractive neighbor who majored in drama try to advertise this for you. There are rules and regulations, you know? The only way to push this stuff properly is if you get an artisan-crafted redhead like Fawnya Frolic to thrust her ass at the camera and then maybe put on some Smut brand panties.

Since you may now be in a BDSM state of mind…and since it is Friday, after all, I have made a little list of my favorite BDSM porn films. Some of these true classics and go way back to when bondage, sadism, submission and dominance were even more racy things to show on film. Some of them are educational and will direct you in what to do in your own play. All are made to get you through this weekend and facilitate your future BDSM adventures.

We’re always fascinated by the ink those brave souls among us sport across their skin. We’re even more fascinated when that ornamented body-canvas is wriggling and writhing as a result of getting fucked from behind. That could be a pick-up line: “Hey girl, let me make them tattoos dance.”

Lee Roy Myers’s latest parody is almost in stores, and while the SFW trailer has assured us that the mood of the movie matches the original, we have yet to see how hot and heavy the hardcore stuff is. That all changes now. We’ve got pictures, and we’re going to see just how steamy this piece of Puzo really is.

It was Anne of Green Gables who said, “You’d find it easier to be bad than good if you had red hair.” Maybe that’s why we’ve got a penchant for dying our own hair varying shades of crimson… Blondes are all right, but redheads have the most fun.

I find you naked on the bed as I enter the room in my pink slip. No covers. Sitting up. Waiting with a devilish smile on your face.

“Looks like you have something on your mind” I say with a smirk, swaying over to your side of the bed.

“I do.” you answer, mirroring my taunting smile.

One of the cool things about Skin Diamond is that she can fit in seemingly any type of porn scenario, whether it’s gonzo, glamour, story-based, alt-porn, sensual lesbian, rough interracial, or whatever else she happens to feel like. But let’s not forget the main cool thing about Skin Diamond: she’s nasty.

Some of our pervy internet homies are saying that this is a picture of Anna Faris taken by Steve Shaw back in 2006, and even though there are some doubts, they assert that since this would be before her breast implants and pregnancy, she doesn’t quite look like the Anna Faris we all have running around in lingerie in our brains. So what do you think?

We didn’t realize it was that kind of club! Maybe this is how they do things in London. Although during our stint there we were just happy when a club would play the Talking Heads… Our study abroad semester would have been greatly enhanced if we instead heard a British babe demanding we smack her bum.

It’s past midnight and I am sitting here reflecting on another amazing day at work, a day spent shooting a lot of great sex that I can’t wait for you to see. It was an extra special day for me because I got to shoot my first cuckholding scene, a scene where I played a woman fucking another man while her husband unwillingly watched, tied up and helpless. It was incredibly hot and during the breaks in the scene, I found myself thinking that I wanted to write a bit about the experience of subbing and the experience of domming; how they are different and the similarities that they share.

When cartographer Will Shepherd gets sent to Armenia to create a more accurate land survey, he ends up meeting and falling in love with Gadarine Nazarian (Lubna Azabal), and then they do sweet things like swim together and stare in each other’s eyes. We wonder: as Gadarine lies back in Will’s arms and her body bobs along the surface of the water, does her lover see her as a land mass–as an island? Will he record her topography for the benefit of future generations?