Fleshbot | Pure Filth
As much as we’d love to bring you a report about people having sex on jet skis, that’s not what this is about. Watersports means piss: people pissing on themselves, on each other, in glasses, in their pants, in public, in secret, for fun, for humiliation, and for the good ol’ feeling that comes when you really let loose with your juice.
Oh, that’s not a tradition in your household? Hmm. Well, it may take a while to work up to a full fist in the bum, but might as well get crackin’. We were always told to work for what we want… So start with a finger, make it a few, then jam your whole mitt in there up the the wrist. Hey, it beats playing Scrabble.
We’ve all seen those silly commercials for the Shake Weight™. That can’t be effective! However, a beautiful babe can. You’ll be beasting those biceps while your cock reaps the shivery rewards. These are the kinds of incentives that would get us to the gym. Although if this kind of workout were allowed at your local Planet Fitness, we’re sure the only thing that would be getting exercised would be people’s eyes and hands. (Because we’d all be lookin’ and fapping). But that’s gotta burn at least a few calories, right?
You don’t have to have liked the original to appreciate the humor and sheer porncraft of “Dallas XXX.” In fact, I think this one is better.
Welcome back you patient readers. As promised, my final post for this day of The Upper Floor at Kink.com shenanigans. And enough talking, onward to the sex! Also, this is very #NSFW as opposed to the other stuff that was mostly #NSFW. 
We love babes of all shapes and sizes, ’tis true. But there’s something about a fiercely powerful babe who could run circles around us, leave us in her wake, put us in a chokehold ’til we passed out, that makes her extra smokin’. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Summer Olympics of 2012.
Couldn’t get enough of my tour of The Upper Floor? Well lucky you, we are just getting to some of the juiciest bits and all the requisite porno nudity and sex making! Yay! To start out this second post, I thought I’d show you the true candid stuff, what truly goes on before we start shoot when we are all being our dorky selves: vagina puppets. Enjoy! I know I did!
After looking through the pictures that Loaded took of Sabrine and Ellis chilling by the pool, we know for a fact that our dreams are going to be affected. What will happen to us? Better question, what will happen to you? If you tend to sleepwalk, you might want to go to bed wearing a bathing suit, because you’re either going to end up at your local swimming hole or on some slightly damp sheets.
What does it say about our culture when we can’t even be bothered to turn off the TV during a real, live spitroast? We’re as big a fan of Roseanne reruns as the next guy, but certain activities do benefit from undivided attention.
L.T. is back with a third offering of the finest black babes that the adult industry has ever seen, and as usual, he’s banging them all himself. We’re can’t even pretend like we’re not jealous. How could you not want to be him? Sierra Banxxx, Ana Foxxx, and Leilani Leeane parade on and off his pecker, and the world gets to watch and they all get paid.
If you’re looking for sexy live shows starring the hottest women in the world, you’ve come to the right place. With thousands of gorgeous models, there’s always someone online waiting to put on a sexy show just for you.
We said it last week, but we’re saying it again because it deserves repeating: thank goodness for foreign TV shows with nudity. The hot and heavy historical drama known as “Inquisitio” has introduced us to Anne-Sophie Franck, and we are forever grateful for this. She’s quite the looker–even the most powerful figures of the Catholic church think so!
We were in the spa and the jets were bubbling and the water was warm. His eyes were closed, I was in front of him and under the water I was rubbing his cock. I don’t know what it is about water and being out in public with him, but I get aroused and I get wet. I get this overwhelming urge to want to do very sexual things in a very public place. My head nestled under his chin and every so often I would kiss his throat, which I know he loves tremendously. Then my kisses would move up his throat and under his chin. He would moan ever to lightly but I could only tell because of the vibrations against my lips.
Hello Sexy Readers!
Today, I would like to take you on a behind-the-scenes journey of the set that I frequent the most, The Upper Floor at Kink.com! I had an amazing shoot there last night and made sure to catch the on-camera action with my camera as well. In today’s three part series, I’ll introduce you to the infamous Upper Floor location, a few of the sexy people I get to work with and show you some of the hotness that we shot last night. Welcome to my slave world, it’s a rough job but thank goodness I get to do it. Enjoy! Xxo.
She flashed them in Istanbul, she pointed them at Paris, but she kept them in their holsters when she visited London. What’s that about? To be fair, the bra she’s wearing is practically gossamer, so even when she’s not flashing a crowd, she’s flashing a crowd.
And loca para la pinga? Even better. Here we get acquainted with Yenny. She’s such a little lady, but has a crazy outsized appetite for monster cock. Uh, muy bien and stuff because her luscious little lips look so nice wrapped around a big, black dick.
Do you remember the last time we got to look at Cintia Dicker’s body? If not, that’s understandable, because it was 2010. So much time has passed, the world is a different place, and we have the (irrational) fear that Cintia will never want to show her beautiful body off ever again.
