Although with babes this blazing, we recommend SPF 50 and up.

There’s not much that’s worse than slaving away in an office with a bunch of work-drones that make you want to drown yourself in the overcrowded breakroom sink. But what happens when you trade in one of those companymen or women for a fun-loving co-worker fuck buddy? Well, that paper jam doesn’t seem quite so dire anymore…

Far more impactful for us than trust falls or an egg drop, this illustrative image strikes the value of teamwork deep into our very core. You see, we each have our own strengths that can be utilized for the greater good. Got a juicy ass ripe for the stuffing? Come on over! Have a delicate mouth ideal for sucking down a set of balls? Have we got a job for you! When we work together, we can create beautiful things. Like a neverending simultaneous anal suck ‘n’ fuck. Who knew collaboration could be so divine?

“Donde Está la Dany?” by Andrés Castañeda, via O What A Q.

Since moving to Porn Valley (for the soothing waters) I have yet to see a 19-year-old wearing nylons except to have them ejaculated upon. But you’ve got to ejaculate on something.

When Christian figures denounced the “Harry Potter” series and warned that it would encourage the youth to start experimenting with witchcraft, we thought they were talking crazy. But look at these lad mag babes with their ouija boards, crystals, pentagrams, and big naked tits: the Potter influence is more powerful than those book burners ever imagined and we love it.

As I was spending quality time with my laptop last night, thinking about and writing about sex, I found myself motivated to put on some music that could function as the soundtrack to my sexy blogging when, Voila! the idea for this post hit me right between the labia! Songs to bone down to! Who among us hasn’t found themselves in a sexual situation where music played some part in the success, failure, awkwardness or arousal level if the experience?!?

Can you guess who Adrianne Curry is supposed to be? We’ll give you some hints: she’s a video game character with great boobs and many high kicks. Does that narrow it down? No? Oh. Honestly, if you didn’t immediately guess who Adrianne is dressed as, then you’re probably just here for a dose of underboob. Get it!

We were just touting the benefits of a good old come-screamer, and here we’ve got another candidate for the championship. But this instance is a bit more nuanced: instead of straight-up shouts, we’ve got a stream of incomprehensible rambling. (That obviously translates as, “Holy fucking shit, this orgasm is good.”)

Have you ever worried about fitting in? Do you ever feel like you don’t bring anything new to the table? Think of yourself as an erect penis: maybe Choky Ice’s erect penis is already pounding some beautiful pussy, but that doesn’t mean you can’t help. Have patience, be polite, and you’ll find where you fit–maybe her mouth, maybe her ass. If you watch closely, double penetration porn can teach you a lot about socializing.

Continuing with the theme of my favorites, this next post is dedicated to one of my favorite parts of sex; the toys that can be used to make it out of this world. In an effort to help you get to know me better and also to add a little something to your sex lives, here are my top five sex toys and why I like them. Now keep in mind that the reasons I like them are, of course, me specific and the ways I use them could be very different from what you might get out of them. They are mere suggestion but also toys that I feel are full of possibility. Happy fucking, y’all. XXO

Cotton t-shirts, bras, and pants simply don’t work for Melissa. She’s tried to blend in with the crowds hanging around Target, but if she puts on a boring cardigan, it gets ripped to shreds by her raw sass. For real, Melissa goes all Incredible Hulk on her clothing and still maintains her beautiful body shape. She’s magic.

Mr. X dared my wife to get a massage at home from her sexy masseur. The catch? He also wanted me to be at home. Her e-mail response was so long, and so potentially revolutionary for our marriage, that I’ve chosen to post it in two parts. The first part of her response is here. This is the second part.

We often stumble across strange clips from foreign films in languages we don’t understand, and while we wish we had a better command of tongues of the world, it’s actually a lot of fun getting to know characters based on their voices and movements. What do we know about this blind gentleman? We know that when he grabs a girl’s wrist, some sexy business is about to go down.

You know how Madonna lives: she stays in the moment, she feeds off the energy of the crowd, and if the mood feels right and the air smells like the sweat of screaming fans, she’ll show her nipple on stage. She did it in Istanbul and now she’s done it in Paris.

Gracie Glam and Ashlynn Leigh are the sexy buns of this triple-decker, but what’s the meat? Why, it’s your wang! Shot in a way that makes you the center of these babes’ world, “Blow Me Sandwich 15″ is a tasty delight indeed. If only all our sandwiches made eye contact with us while we came…

Hi There.

I’m Dylan Ryan and I will be your guest blogger this whole week here on Fleshbot.com. It’s an honor to blog for one of my favorite websites and have the chance to share my corner of the industry with you. Now, it occurs to me that while some of you might be fans of my work, others of you loyal Fleshbot readers might not be familiar with me at all. In order to bring everyone up to speed and tell you why the hell you should care about what I write all week; here is a little bit about me and what I’m into.

Vanessa Broze is only trying to have a little sex and then freshen up, but one of her roommates is possessed by a demon who wants to make doors squeak menacingly and ruin Vanessa’s day. If nothing else it’s nice to know that demons are against big wet boobs; it makes us feel like we’re holy!