Damn we love us some visual puns. And if there’s one thing better than a double endenre, it’s a triple endendre. Yes, ladies and germs, in this scene Marla Malcolm gets screwed by some beefcake dude, while an equally alluring assassin unsubtly unscrews a grate, and then proceeds to totally screw Marla over by shooting her in the back.

Ahh, the Girl Next Door. Such an elusive categorization. What makes a Girl the Next Door type? A sense of purity combined with a hint of corruptibility? A natural bod and a sweet disposition? Alice Carroll embodies all this and more and makes it look easy.

We’ve tried everything we can think of to cool off this summer – popsicles, cold showers… we even invited Spike Lee over to rub ice cubes on our chests. But we never thought about making love to our fan. Bambi Northwood Blyth proves again that barely-clad fashion models are the smartest creatures on Earth. Now why didn’t we think of that?

Every so often, readers, the filth-saturated eyes of your humble Fleshbot correspondents fall upon something we’ve never fucking heard of. Then we have to fucking google it, like smut civilians. Case in point: this morning while perusing QueerPornTube, we discovered a super hot jerk-off video whose description read “This was cut together after I spent a night edging like crazy.” Turns out edging means keeping yourself on the edge the edge the edge of glory aka cumming by controlling your orgasm.

It’s a strange old world; one minute you’re recording the century’s most obnoxious song, and then in the blink of an eye it’s fifteen years later and you’re naked in some Danish magazine. It would seem from this photo evidence that Lene Nystrom, who sang the song “Barbie Girl” with her band Aqua, is being punished for her pop crimes by being forced to live in a surreal doll house from the ’70s.