We choose to buck the trend. For us, this day brings the best of luck in babes.
Everyone has their own methods when it comes to the ways of the BJ: slow, sensual sucking and fancy tonguework, or, like this lady, speed-demon hoovering of the schlong. This approach seems to be working well for her, though, because — total score! We’re in facialtown.
Or, in this case, it’s a circle. A circle cut through a thick pair of tights, giving all babes perfect access to this pretty little clit. This particular babe is being quite meticulous about her pussy pleasing, making sure everything is just so: wetness, positioning, speed, and motion all working in tandem. But it pays to be methodical! Wandering around all willy-nilly doesn’t get you buried treasure.
Frank French vixen Jessie Volt becomes a poster child for Budapesti debauchery in “Jessie Volt Is My Sex Toy.
They say that when you quit drinking coffee or tea in the morning, you can eventually get a huge jolt of energy just from some good quality orange juice. The last time we put our caffeine habits on hiatus, we found that nothing got us out of bed except the sight of some enormous yet completely natural titties. Our morning boob consumption was pretty much out of control for a while there. (There may have been an intervention. We went back to caffeine.)
We spend a lot of time talking about porn performers and crediting them for their spectacular scenes, and we realize that we ought to give some love to porn directors–we may not see them sweat, but we know that they’re running the show, keeping things organized, and finding the best possible ways to deliver the dirty goods that we crave. With that in mind, we decided to get in touch with one of our favorite people in the adult industry: the legendary pornstar/director and all-around master of smoothness, Sean Michaels.
If you’re at all aware of nerd pop culture, then we don’t have to tell you that San Diego Comic-Con is happening right now. But did you know that the ladies of SuicideGirls are geeking out at Comic-Con alongside the convention’s many cosplayers and celebrities? Well, friends: it’s true.
The full-body release you get when combining these liberating acts might get you near to enlightenment. This screamy babe certainly seems to be experiencing things on another level from the rest of us… We’ll try some of what she’s having.
Our car broke down the other day so we called AAA to get a tow. Well, we thought we were calling the American Automobile Association, but it turns out we ordered up some All Asian Anal. Oops!
Many consider the bathroom a sacred place of solace, one of the few stations where a person can be alone with their thoughts. But that needn’t be the case! Isn’t recklessly fucking your brains out more fun than having a boring old think in there?
The both of us naked, I found my face pressed into his stomach and my arse being caressed by his rough palms. I had already slowly stripped him of his clothes and stroked his soft thighs. He had already grinned and laid back as I ran my fingers over his oh-so-silky cock. Now I planted kisses on his belly and flank as he turned caressing and light strokes into firm pats that threatened solid swats.
When asked to describe her sexual style, Samantha Saint responded, “In the bedroom, I sweat. I’m a Gemini and I think that has a lot to do with what I enjoy sexually.” No, she’s not saying she has an alter ego or some creepy twin thing going on; she’s just a girl who likes variety, and who can change her erotic attitude at a moment’s notice. It’s this versatility (and her fine ass titties) that drew us to her in the first place.
Look at Gemma Massey: she’s having a blast, she’s giggling her buns off, her skirt is most definitely around her waist, and she don’t care about none of it. Why should she worry who sees her pink cotton panties? As Carl Carlton would say, She’s a Bad Mama Gemma (just as fine as she can be).
Look at you, Alexis Amore! Changing perceptions, altering preconceived notions at your will. Now that’s power. We had been under the impression that a clusterfuck was a bad thing. But according to you, it’s a mighty fine affair indeed. And we find it hard to argue with you.
She’s a model, a singer, a reality star, and a Bollywood actress, and now Sherlyn Chopra is adding another title to her sexy CV: Playboy Playmate. Chopra says she’s “proud to be the first Indian to do it. The youth is racing towards liberalisation, and that`s why being unconventional in your choices is no longer a taboo.” Sherlyn, we just want to say that you can make conventional, unconventional, or even convection choices, and we will always think you are so fine.
Jo Newman–whose boobs you probably remember from when they were sunbathing next to Laura Prepon’s–is in jail, and she doesn’t like it one bit. She survived an attempt on her life, and even though she killed her assailant in self-defense, her sentence has been extended by years. What’s she going to do? Step one: enjoy a conjugal visit from her man. Step two: screw a guard, take his gun, and bounce.