Ah, the age-old question: if you were a hot babe, would you be able to get yourself hot just by checking yourself out in the mirror? Sofie Norman goes the whole nine yards – talking dirty to herself, dancing for herself, and practicing the fine art of tease and denial.

Alas, since Night of the Templar is a horror movie, we’re pretty sure that Sofie’s self love and certified babeliness is going to get her mutilated in some creative way. But at least she’ll look fantastic while it happens! Maybe she should practice getting all the way naked in front of the mirror before getting slaughtered. Maybe she could even practice bending over, or putting her fingers… oh, nevermind, she’s doomed anyway…

· “Night of the Templar” (imdb.com)

We’ll admit it – we’ve got some filthy sauna fantasies. Come on: small spaces, perspiration, open mouths, heavy breathing, skimpy clothes. It just makes good sense to get naked and start fucking, people!

If we were ever caught alone in the gym sauna with Lauren Ash we’d bar the door with the wooden ladle thing and give her something to sweat about. Then maybe we’d use that ladle in other ways. Then afterwards our skin will be silky smooth! Everybody wins!

· Via Top Babes Blog (topbabesblog.org)

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When people gripe about heat waves, we know what they’re really complaining about it is the effect the humidity has on their style. Not Sheri Chiu! She’s rocking the nice sweaty sheen and frizzy hair so well it looks like her tattoos are melting off.

Of course, the other fabulous thing about heat waves is that no on can stand to wear much clothing, a trend that Chiu has clearly also embraced. If the one article she opts for is a corset, and that makes her sweat more, then we’re all the happier!

· Via Fashionising (fashionising.com)

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Ah, Sunday. The world is quiet and movin’ slow. Later you’ll go get the paper and some coffee, perhaps a walk in the park. But first!  Get fucked sideways with a nice sized cock and a cute orange vibe.

We’ve always been a fan of sideways boning. It combines all the best things about missionary with the deep dicking of doggie style. Plus it gives a nice view to everyone involved, including the camera apparently! Yes, it’s easy like a Sunday morning.

 
· More fuckin’ fun (pornhub.com)

Good Morning America watchers were treated to a glimpse of Demi Lovato’s black panties – and, it must be said, totally bangin thighs – during a Central Park performance.

This fall sees Lovato leaving behind teenager-dom as well as beginning a stint judging on “The X Factor”. We suggest that she advise the next generation of singers to wear reeeeeeeally short skirts. Here’s hopin’!

· Demi Lovato (taxidrivermovie.com)

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