If you love Aaron Sorkin’s work as much as we do, then you’re probably already obsessed with his new drama, “The Newsroom.” If you’re not a fan of his stuff, or if you’re not the kind of person who cares about shows about walking and talking at the same time, then allow us to remind you that “The Newsroom” is on HBO and stars a bunch of beautiful women who have gone nude in the past.

The breathtaking vista of a wife’s ass receiving a pounding by her husband’s turgid schlong… Ah, the manifestations of love in the wild. We feel enlivened at getting an up close and personal peek at the exchange in real time. Ain’t nature something?

Summertime has officially begun, and that mean it’s hot and wet… the weather, that is. Although it could also mean your girlfriend, if you take advantage of the Jimmyjane Semi-Annual Sale (through July 1st).

All is wet skin and sliding sweet, and there’s no need to guide him in save for the extra kindness that comes with her touch. Times like these, we remember exactly why porn is so exciting: it lets us see things we’d normally miss. Maybe that means we lose our capacity to sense the subtle grip of lips on shaft, but look at what we gain! Is it not a worthy trade?

Steam, photo by Ellen Stagg

Burning Angel founder Joanna Angel has made her career as a punk rock porn princess…but did you know she can be pretty metal as well? Well, metal enough to get naked and rock a face full of corpse paint, anyway (which is metal enough for us, really).

Hydration is extremely important to us, and we hope it’s important to you as well, because it only takes one look at Lucy McIntosh to get you sweating, drooling, and parched. Oh, what we wouldn’t do for a sip of her lips. She’s swift, sleek, sexy, and if mermaids had legs, they would look just like her.

Something about the soothing cadence and formal tone of the British voice makes just about any request — or order — sound like it’s presenting the utmost in propriety. “Just stash the bodies in the closet.” Yes, sure thing. “Fuck my face.” And how!

When you have that special something, that air of nastiness, that real dirty “Hardcore Allure,” it doesn’t matter if you have a fat dick in the back of your throat or a big chunk of broccoli stuck in your teeth. It’s deeper than that. It’s balls-deeper than that.

When being interviewed about this movie, Lou Doillon said, “‘Summer Things’ is more about sex than about love…Many of the characters lose themselves in what they think is love but what in fact is sex. What I like is that the film shows lots of different kinds of couples and styles, and in all those examples, love is not easy, whether you’re a teenager or an old person or a homosexual or with an older or a younger guy. It is a nightmare, whatever happens.” This bath scene is the exception, because Lou is so dreamy.

The fingering of orifices is all well and dandy, but it really serves as the training wheels for big kid, big league fisting. It may take some working up to swallow an entire hand with one’s pleasure parts, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, right? So throw off those training wheels and go all out in a blaze of glory — you can succeed.

Tucked away in our treehouse hideaway under the eaves, he chose the outfit, directed me to dress, and then focused the camera on me. I didn’t get any say in the matter. My only responsibility was to follow instructions.

There aren’t many porn performers as talented, gorgeous, and just generally amazing as Stoya–and there aren’t many photographers as talented and delightful as Ellen Stagg. So what happens when you put Stoya, Ellen, and a camera all in the same room? We’ll tell you what: porno greatness.

You think Chelsee Healey worries about anything? Heck naw. Homegirl rolls up at charity balls, gets a little tipsy, parties her fine British butt off, and then flashes her shaved pussy on the way out. That’s called “having a good time” and it’s a proven fact that underwear is the primary reason that good times end too early.

We were always told to be kind to others… but we suppose that doesn’t necessarily extend to facesitting. We’re not sure how kindly one can smother another’s face with their ass. But in this instance maybe it’s more of a golden rule type deal?

Seriously, what’s the point of having a secret communicator inside your perky nipple if you’re just going to use it to order pizza in front of everyone on the beach? Zoe Hardman may have just blown her cover. The world will soon realize that she’s no ordinary British TV presenter/all-around babe, she’s a secret agent.

Aaron Sorkin’s latest brainchild stars a bunch of wonderful performers both young and old, and we hope they all realize that the role of The Big and Beautiful Breasts will be played by Alison Pill’s chest, now and forever. If anyone else wants to show boob–and yes, we’re looking at you, Olivia Munn–we welcome it, but this clip from “Dear Wendy” proves that Alison Pill’s plump pillows are the top story on “The Newsroom.”