Softcore material is one of those things that you know when you see, but might have a little trouble defining precisely. What kind of body parts can you show in softcore films, and what can those parts be doing? Even the word itself is confusing; what is this “core” and why does the scale only go from soft to hard?

We NY City dwellers are in the midst of a heat wave. We’re prone to be a complainey sort of people, yes, but maybe if we had a dude who was rabidly devoted to getting off our collective pussy we would be a lot calmer. Especially with ice involved.

We often wonder what it takes to be a great lover, and right now we’re thinking it takes being half-man/half-ocean like Erik Everhard here with his crazy wavy pelvis. Of course, it only works because Stoya knows how to take each thrust; if this were a kooky 1950s beach party, we would dub her Queen of the Surf.

Students in the Yale Rep School of Dramaturgy might have a problem with “Barely Legal” because there is no conflict. “Freshman nurse” Kelly Surfer offers no resistance whatsoever when a patient suggests she’s a hooker.

As you may have heard, New York is currently in the midst of a mini heat wave. If, like us, you’re desperate to know how to beat the heat, just take the advice of the lovely Tori. As she happily demonstrates in these photos (shot by Terry Richardson, natch), the best way to beat the heat is to drop your top.

For years, we’ve been teased by rumors of “Twilight” star Kristen Stewart maybe doing a nude scene, only to be disappointed when various her films contained zero nudity. But at last the wait is over: as The New York Post reported last month, “On The Road” contains actual, factual Kristen Stewart nudity–and we managed to get a peek at it.

‘Tis indeed a lovely sight when a babe with the bangin’est body agrees to indulge her beau in a little ass action, offering up her primo booty for the slamming. And in the aftermath of such a pounding, a cigarette sounds like a pretty nice idea.

We still can’t believe that Sledge Hammer died two months ago, and we can’t help but feel sad when we see him in these photos for Reality Junkies’s latest cuckolding film. Still, we have to post these pics; we want to celebrate Sledge every chance we get, and his MILF-loving magic show is definitely cause for celebration.

Heck yeah, Arabella Drummond, you’re like a one woman vacation spot! And even though we’re well versed in your various tattoos, they look especially bold and beautiful today. We don’t know who runs the tourism board for your body, but they are doing a damn fine job of making us want to book a trip.

Friends! We have found the world’s most amazing porn photo. Seriously, just look at it: what on earth is going on there? We know there’s Danny Mountain, and a girl, and a bong, and then a box of cereal…but what, pray tell, is he doing with the cereal?

M: Where are you?

N: [my neighborhood]

M: Can u be quick? Just bend me over my bed and pound me?

Adeline Rebeillard has discovered that the only thing that really turns her on is breaking out the camera and making her boyfriend film as she fucks her. If he gets too distracted to thinking about shooting, she will grab his hand and make him maintain a better camera angle. We admire her commitment to making amateur porn. Let nothing get in the way of your art, Adeline!

Joseline Hernandez, one of the stars of VH1′s reality show “Love & Hip Hop,” has been dealing with a strange rash of trolls claiming that she’s transgendered. How did Joseline respond? By tweeting a full body nude picture with the caption “I am 100% women I’m clearly perfect cause that’s

We love a threesome, we love a babe, and we love cocks — what a magical world where these things can all converge in a sexy bisexual love fest. May the double BJs and sexy dude-fondling commence!

Jonathan Leder’s photographs are like white hot desire made gelatinous and still in a single image, and we always feel a bit selfish when we look at them. Now we feel as if we’re locking all the doors, drawing the blinds, silently opening the cupboard, snagging the hidden box of chocolate-covered marshmallows, and we’re going to eat them slowly.

Not quite. Snoop Dogg and Wiz Khalifa released a buddy comedy (emphasis on bud) called “Mac & Devin Go to High School” in which Wiz plays a brainiac who’s trying to get straight A’s and a scholarship. We don’t know how smoking weed and laying the pipe to Carla Howe accomplishes that, but we wholeheartedly approve of this detour.