Even in our sequestered little ice cave we’re feeling a little warm. Oh, right… we can never keep our cool in the presence of babes.

For some of us, foreskin is a way of life — an immutable pleasure portal that’s as fascinating to look at as to touch. For others, it’s an exotic piece of the unknown, a mysterious relic not yet encountered. Let’s explore this divisive little figure.

When this young woman started masturbating in the tub, she was all hunched over, trying to make her hands to rub her the right way, but that all changed as soon as she spied the showerhead. Now look at her! She’s lifting her neck like an egret, her mouth is open, and a new orgasm is planting its roots in her stomach, making her entire spine straighten.

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Don’t get us wrong; all these women look great in booty shorts, and we even appreciate that they manage to fuck in them. But we want to see booty shorts worn inappropriately at a christening, not in a controlled porn environment.

Porn for ladies: we don’t pretend to know what it is (even being part lady ourselves), but we’re always totally fascinated to see what other people label as “porn for women.” Today’s entry: the Porn 4 Ladies tumblr, which–interestingly enough–also goes by the handle “Romantic Pornography.”

Working in a lab all day, abiding by a bunch of stuffy rules, and occasionally dealing with hot babes who materialize out of fiery blasts from another dimension can take it’s toll on the brain and body, but it certainly helps the libido. At the end of the day, there’s nothing Hollie Stenson wants to do more than strip naked and bang her boytoy while all those pervy microscopes watch.

Pants: who needs ‘em? Certainly not Miley Cyrus, who ditched the shackles of her legs’ oppression on the set of the “Who Owns My Heart” video. We’re kind of hoping this is the start of an anti-pants movement (or at least fashion trend)…think it’ll happen?

Some cocks are so large that no run-of-the-mill sitting straddle would take care of business. No, sir. That’s when the resourceful reverse cowgirl pulls out her big guns and stands right atop that cock, filling her pussy up as she hunkers down.

Millions of fathers got some extra special loving from their spouses on Sunday; the air over many suburbs was thick with the fog of thigh sweat, come drips, and contentedness. Imagine what the world would be like if those dads were married to the “Dirty Rotten Mother Fuckers” of “Dirty Rotten Mother Fuckers 5″: nobody would ever see their parents again!

Because when you assume, it makes an ass out of you and the naughty South American lad mags that you read! Or something like that. Anyway, people seem to dwell on the fact that Pamela Pombo and her sister had a threeway with a footballer a while ago. Have the

Human boobs are great, but sometimes we want to see boobs used as weapons, used to provoke demons, or used to give boys the hives. That’s when we go to Netflix, click through the animation section, and examine every last possible show that’s says TV-MA, NC-17, or UR.

Seventeen hours was all we had. Not twenty-four, not forty-eight. Only seventeen hours to catch up, make out, fuck and sleep. Time was not on our side but this is all we had for the moment.

We don’t always have time to sit down, have a good breakfast, and prepare the brain and body for the day, but the next best thing has to be nourishing your self-esteem with a long, sensual rub down. Do what Maria Valverde does: lie in bed, grab a mirror, and rediscover yourself with your hands.

The sun wants to be worshipped by everyone, but sometimes the sun gets a little pervy, and then it starts pestering Suelyn Medeiros: “Hey. Hey, girl. You wanna get those tan lines out? You know you do. Come on, lemme blast some vitamin D on you, Suelyn.” The sun is a big fan of Suelyn’s sex tape.

Through the reductive powers of Dia Zerva and Maitresse Madeline, this young fellow becomes nothing more than a warm fuck toy, strapped up and waiting to be jumped. He’s no longer some dude; he’s their cock. Who knew synecdoche could be so sexy?

It’s hot. It’s too hot. We’re trying not to go outside today and we advise you to do the same. However, if you must leave the shade, we ask that you wear what Ana Beatriz Barros is modeling here: the dress allows her boobs to breathe and to see!

We’re so serious about this that we couldn’t even think of a funny title for this post. Chloe Sevigny doesn’t show much skin, but she does pull her panties to the side and demand that her man fucks her in the ass. Could this be the hottest scene on television this year? (By the way, happy solstice!)