After we saw Samantha in “The Insatiable Miss Saint,” we started thinking about this young woman’s place in the greater pantheon of pornstars. Does her star shine bright enough to rival Silvia Saint’s? If not, will it someday? Rather than consult the oracle, we decided to figure out the answers for ourselves; we don’t know where the destination is, but this Field Guide is the journey.
We’ve been doing a lot of talk about cum-slingin’ round these parts today, but we needn’t forget that certain vaginas wield their own gushing powers, too
Is that a schoolgirl uniform we see? What’s hiding under there? Is it schoolgirl ass? It is! And no panties to get in the way, just smooth, squeezable, spreadable flesh. This is like peek-a-boo for adults. If you feel like your computer screen is too dirty, pull this GIF up and you will have licked the screen clean in zero time.
Like they said in both the DSM-IV and “Jurassic Park,” just because you can do something, doesn’t mean it’s worthwhile. But we applaud “Penetrator” Prince Yahshua who has sought to introduce some moves to the porn playbook.
Though it’s not that unusual for us to be excited by a porn trailer (it’s part of why we, you know, run a porn blog), it’s pretty rare that we see something that blows us away quite like this trailer for Sam Hain’s “The Valley” just did.
When you sit down and say grace before dinner tonight, don’t forget to add a little thank you to GQ, Kate Upton, and Terry Richardson for combining forces and printing a bunch of ridiculously hot pictures of Kate. And if your dinner table isn’t the kind of place where you can casually bring up Kate’s boobs shining through her wet t-shirt, find a new dinner table.
Lately it seems like we’ve been seeing a bounty of beautiful projects celebrating vulva diversity (and encouraging vulva owners to love what they’ve got between their legs). And frankly, we couldn’t be happier about it. Partly because we think everyone should love their ladybits…but mostly because we really appreciate getting the chance to ogle all these vulvas.
Naturally there are tons of insane difficulties that come with being a US soldier at wartime. Constant danger, unrelenting conditions, time and space between yourself and those you want to fuck the shit out of… But when you do come home? All that pent up energy is unleashed as you beast your waiting babe.
Oh sure, it seems like a lot of fun to watch Billy Castro strut his charming ass around town and make beautiful babes squirt like crazy, but wait until all of San Francisco has been flooded by a combination of bay water and lady come, and only Billy and his satisfied lovers are left floating on a raft above the mayhem. Does that sound fun to you?
If you’re a fan of British soap operas–or if you’re a fan of ass flashing–you might remember a month back when Stephanie Davis got all excited and lost control of her dress, thereby exposing her butt to the world. Well, it turns out there was more exposure to be had that evening: her labia escaped her panties.
‘Tis one of the most glorious sights in this wide, wild world: a rock hard cock bursting forth a geyser of cum upon whatever may be near. Dicks are taps into humankind’s internal hotsprings, and we believe a touch from this fount heals what ails ya.
“I want to watch you come soon,” I told him the other night, after we’d finished fucking.
He’d had me every way: first with his fingers, then with his mouth, then, finally, with his cock. He’d made me come every way and I was exhausted and sated and happy. But no orgasm for him.
Lukas, a female-to-male trans twenty-something, is going through gender reassignment treatment at the same time he’s falling for Fabio. He wants to be honest with the boy he likes, but he’s afraid of rejection. What’s a guy to do? Step one: hang out with his rad lesbian friend and dig her boobs.
If we were walking down the street and we saw Rosie Huntington-Whiteley hanging out topless on a balcony, we’d immediately start pulling some “Romeo and Juliet” out of our high school memory banks in an attempt to get Rosie to fall in love. Fortunately, someone else was walking down the street, saw Rosie, and decided to take pictures.
Who knows when these delicate little babes developed gaping, cock-eating assholes — but we’re impressed and perhaps a bit alarmed. Yes, we’ll liken this cock to a cosmonaut exploring the deep recesses of anal-space, and we’re pleased to come along for the ride.
Igor has been friends with Christine for about ten years, and he was quite surprised when she contacted him out of the blue and asked to be photographed naked for his website. Of course, that didn’t stop him from taking the pictures. How could he say no to an old and dear friend with bodacious curves and access to a creepy model apartment?
Agathe Bonitzer and Pio Marmai met at a party in Paris, went for a stroll around town, hopped the fence to the Parc des Buttes Chaumont, found a quiet tree to rest their backs against, and then started screwing like crazy. Oh, Paris: you’re a sleepy town only in the sense that you make people sleep together.