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When someone says, “Kiss my ass,” do you take it as an insult or as a come-on? We know your answer largely depends on the situation, but we hope you’ll at least entertain the idea of butt-smooching as a positive proposition. It’s fun, it feels good, and best of all, everybody has an ass, so everybody can do it!
It’s Thursday evening, and you know what that means — it’s a prime time to gather round the gloryhole. We’ll spin a few yarns, tell some tall tales, and attempt not to get gushed on from the cascading surges of this wet, wet pussy.
Like most things in life, giving good oral sex is about finding your rhythm. This is especially true when it comes to something as challenging as deepthroating. If you can do what this girl does–find the right pace, focus on controlling your throat, and give yourself time to breathe–you will suck like a pro. And then learning how to tango should be a breeze!
As her Japanese interlocutor sticks various marital aids in and around her verdant vulv, Minami Ilao is best described as pensive. Still, it is the age of exploration in “Japanese Fur Burgers 3.”
The London Olympics haven’t even begun, and Rosie has already secured herself a gold medal for the ancient and admirable sport of boob flashing. She’s been training for this moment for years, exercising the small yet important muscles needed for this unique action, and now that she’s reached the apex of her career, what is she going to do? She’s gonna keep flashing them titties. What a champion.
When “Naked Harbour” was released in Finland, the Finnish ambassador to Norway said, “It portrays all the things about Finland that I would not want to show the rest of the world.” We don’t think this movie makes Finland look bad! Then again, we’ve only watched the few minutes of nudity that the movie includes, but all the same, we feel inspired to head to Helsinki as soon as humanly possible.
With all the different information about there about getting tested, it can be difficult to know what you need to do, and where the best place to go is. Luckily, Lily LaBeau and Danny Wylde have got all the information straight–and they’re happy to share it with their adult industry colleagues (and, of course, anyone else who’s interested!).
The answer looks to be a resounding yes. Like an intrepid superheroine of the sexual sphere, like a lone ninja taking down a group of thugs, this little minx gets them all to spurt, one by one. That’s a pretty cool superpower.
What does Shalina Devine have up her butt? A dragon? A castle? Or just a tight, warm, and tasty space where you want to put things? One thing’s for sure: you’ll never know if you don’t check it out. So, if you’re ready, put on your magic helmet and grab the twenty-sided die, because you’re about to have an adventure!
Desperate for another taste of Hotel LaBeau? Your wish is our command.
If we’re reading Margaux Chatelier’s body language correctly, it seems like that was a good time to peep on her taking a shower. The wooden privacy slats divided her body into little visual morsels, each more delicious than the one before it, and all was silently observed and absorbed. However, that doesn’t mean you should join her in the shower. Then you’re just making things awkward.
You’ve unwillingly taken me, and I’ve willingly given myself completely to you. I don’t know what you did, or how you did it, but you’ve captured me and I will never leave.
If you have a lust for foxy fantasy females, we suggest you bookmark NerdPron, a nifty little blog that got started only a couple weeks ago. Don’t like knights and wizards mixed with your masturbation material? How about “Mass Effect 3″ characters making out, or girls wearing glasses going down on each other? If it can possibly be called nerdy, it’s there.
Rosie Huntington-Whiteley has to wear some translucent stuff because she’s a supermodel and it’s part of her job, Julia Stiles didn’t wear a bra on the red carpet because the red carpet is stressful enough without something digging into your boobs, and Malin Akerman, well, she was just doing her thing on a sunny day. Three women, three different mindsets, six boobs: all for you.
And we thought “queen bees” just referred to the popular girls at high school… But we guess this is what happens when they’ve got a special sex dungeon for bad stepdads — and an arsenal of special tools to punish their dicks in some quite undaughterly ways.
It’s cool to have a manifesto–a mission statement, a short yet powerful document that bares your soul to the world and simultaneously keeps you on track–but we don’t have one. Words don’t seem adequate. Maybe we can just point at Candice’s fabulous bare butt and say, “There it is! That’s what we believe in!”