Because it makes getting squeaky clean extra fun…

If there’s one thing we could have held onto from our esteemed apish antecedents, opposable toe digits would be nice. Imagine the extra stuff you could do: one could use them to shoot off some emails, shuck some oysters, or give a crazy, jizz-slinging footjob that rivals those done with the most dexterous of hands. Oh, wait, some blessed crazy toe-people can do this anyway? Okay then.

As we saw yesterday, Kristina Rose is mighty skilled with a strap-on, but apparently she’s capable of pounding dudes using her pussy as well! Here you can see her holding Nacho Vidal’s legs on the air, bending his cock slightly down, and fucking him like she owns him.

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Kittenish Remy LaCroix takes a nice soapy bath, is double-teamed, and then takes a nice soapy shower. You might call that a waste of water but I call it taking care of business.

Lily loves electronic music. Wondering what her favorite songs are? Wonder no more.

The last episode of “Hit and Miss” involved strange family members, pregnancy, and one extremely deserved death, but you can’t even detect a hint of that stuff in the clip we posted here. No, all you get is breasts; Chloe Sevigny’s beautiful, wet breasts. We hope you’re cool with that!

Two AAA batteries are all it takes to get this thing purring (bunnies can purr!) and rev up its dual ends. Crafted to tickle all the parts that make up a good girly O, the Kaya really bunny-hops its way into Climaxtown.

We’re sure we’re not alone in feeling that we all could use a couple more friends like these fellows. You know, friends who walk you home, help you out of your uncomfortable clothes, then bend you over a chair and eat your ass and fist your puss like only the best buddies can.

Angell Summers has to leave town, so she’s hiring Riley Reid to hang out and help Rocco with the baby. You’ve probably already guessed that Rocco and Riley will have sex, and you’re correct, but we ask you this: who will make the first move?

Welcome back to Hotel LaBeau…where you can check out any time you like, if you can somehow tear yourself away from all the hot naked action.

Her nipples look puffy in some pictures, but sometimes they look flat. Could Igor’s camera be having an effect on her areola consistency? Ooh, what if Vivid has the ability to change the shape and texture of her boobs? She’s like a superhero. She should fight crime! (Somehow!)

It is hard to believe it has been a year– every morning, afternoon and evening still poses the same sadness and loss– and none of us are okay- we remain in a collective sadness, but– we remain. Joy slips in and we have to take when we can- knowing the lows can only follow.

Some of you seemed pretty interested in our roundup of educational yet sexy Netflix movies and shows from last week, so we figured we’d throw a second round of them at you. We’re excited! You want to learn about sex, we want you to learn about sex, and most importantly, it seems like Netflix really wants you to learn about sex and spend lots of time watching videos that will help you do so.

This picture recently went viral when someone said it was Kim Kardashian’s backside as photographed by Kanye West. It’s not true, people! That ass belongs to the one and only Amia Miley, and she tweeted it herself over a year ago. Sure, it makes for a less interesting story, but we have to speak the truth.

…Head, shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes! It’s like a different version of that familiar tune, and is one we think we prefer. Especially when there’s a naked pile of all these parts on the couch, ready to be configured in any way we can imagine.

We can’t lie to you guys. When we heard that Fiona Swarovski was photographed doing some topless sunbathing, we were expecting her breasts to be totally covered in Swarovski crystals. If you were the heiress of a crystal empire, wouldn’t you bedazzle your life? Well, we would. Anyway, in honor of Fiona’s toplessness (and with your permission), we’d like to make “chest crystals” a euphemism for nipples.

Back in 2005, Katherine Heigl was in “Side Effects,” a movie about a woman who deals with uncomfortable ethical issues when she becomes a sales representative for an evil pharmaceutical company. That movie had a lot going for it–love, laughs, ethical dilemmas, sly nods towards current events–but what it didn’t have was Katherine Heigl slipping out of her underwear while dancing. Now it does!