It’s Lily LaBeau Week here at Fleshbot, so if we’re going to write about anybody, it ought to be Lily’s roommate, Lou Charmelle! We kid; we have non-Lily-related reasons to write about Lou, and the main one is that the more we see her and learn about her, the more questions we have about her. Finally, we’re going to sit down and research this cutie with all of our Googling might!

Some husbands ask their babes to rub their feet or pop them open a beer. And while doing these things are well and good, certain other husbands venture slightly off the beaten path and ask for their favorite strap-on to be ground up against their prostate. Sure thing, honey!

We don’t need to tell you about Alexis Texas’s ass because it’s probably already touched your life. We’re not just talking about those of you who drool over it; we’re talking about those of you who have recently been in a natural disaster. You see, when a butterfly flaps its wings in Arizona, a gale blows in Maine, but when Alexis shakes her ass like this, tectonic plates grind against each other.

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Sounds good! You bring the rope and she’ll bring the Mei Mara! We just hope you know how she likes to be rigged up. If you need a little guidance, watch how Damon Pierce did it for this photoshoot with Mei and Dave Naz. It’s educational, erotic, and pretty damn cute.

No foolies, she thought her jeans were making eyes at her breasts, so she sliced them up real good. Look at them now: threads hanging down, pockets showing, real gory stuff for denim. At least now we get to see her sexy legs (but we advise you not to stare at them either).

What kind of person would make something like this? Who sits down at a computer, collects a bunch of clips of Belladonna making a wide range of facial expressions, lays some scary jams over them, and then publishes the whole thing online? Who does that? For real, find them; we are trying to get straight-up married to this person.

So these are the top 10 movies that are purely for me. They are all on my top 10 for different reasons, for reasons you may not agree with, but it’s my top 10. Not yours. However, I think you should do one, and we can compare! I love getting suggestions for movies.

From there they bought her a drink, wooed her, then proceeded to dance the night away. It’s a charming tale, really, and one that has a very happy ending.

You can never know when a strap attack will come, no matter how hard you try. Oh sure, you’ll buy a fancy security system, lock your doors, and pay a bodyguard to pick up the soap when you drop it in the shower, but as soon as you feel safe enough to wear leather chaps, Kristina Rose will be knocking at your backdoor with a bouquet of roses and a fistful of lube.

The site won’t officially launch until July 1, but here’s a tiny taste of what it has to offer…with more to come tomorrow!

It must be biological hardwiring that makes us sweat pregnant babes so hard. They’re like fertile flowers in full bloom, glowing with the dew of the natural world. Oh, and their tits are huge.

After the latest short tease of time we had today on IM I was turned on beyond measure. Hot from the words, the feelings, the sexual tension and arousal. My pussy throbbed – whining to be pleased. I escaped into the bedroom and stripped naked, leaving my jeans and panties on the floor – sopping with my juices and a few shades darker for the wetness.

Nothing! Maybe you should ask Miss Manners before you go to the cemetery or church with your dangly bits hanging out, but we can’t see any reason why death would require you to put clothes on. Your birthday suit should suffice for any death day, especially if the dearly departed was a naturist. Plus, nudity and grieving kind of go together; tear off your duds and release your anguish!

She’s wearing a translucent pink tube top and she’s out on the street: it’s time to check out Rihanna’s nipples! Will we ever get tired of them? Of course not. Their rich color penetrates through whatever Riri covers them with, and it is a treat to meet them with a forceful stare of our own.

We’d love to traverse the scenic body-trails of a lovely BBW. They’ve got veritable bluffs of tits and ass, and we wish to scale their surface.

The excerpt below is taken directly out of a journal I had when I first began modeling in New York. What you see is what you get–I didn’t write any more.

“Mad Men” giveth and “Mad Men” taketh away; blessed be the writers over at AMC who decided to give Beth (Alexis Bledel) and Pete one last tryst before electroshock therapy erases her memory of him. We may never see a sexy Beth again, but at least we saw some sideboob and nipple!