Look to your left and to your right. Is there a babe in need of a hug? Offer your services. If not, hug your cock or pussy in the company of these friendly faces. You deserve a hug, too!
Forget baskets laden with cheese and summer sausage. The most delectable treats this time of year
come in the form of naked boobs topped with a drizzle of warm, sticky cum.
This isn’t the first time that we’ve seen a GIF involving pearls and a lady’s erogenous zone, and hopefully, it won’t be the last either. There’s something about pearls that makes them perfect for endless loops. (Of course, we could say the same thing about anuses, too. In fact, we will! Anuses until the end of time!)
You’d think that mincing Eurovixen Sasha Rose would be treated more gently after serving her suitor champagne, but you’d be wrong. Turns out, hospitality or no, she is a slut to be slammed.
Ooh yeah, Elizabeth Twining’s butt: we didn’t realize how nice it was until we saw her step out of the shower. John Benjamin Hickey (who plays Sean, the brother), however, knew that she had a special little something long before we did, and for that, we respect him and forgive him for being kind of a sleaze.
On July 1, HotelLaBeau.com launches. What does that mean for you? Watch the video above to find out–and stay tuned for more hot teasers from the site, debuting on Fleshbot all week long.
Sexy dress? Check. Fresh coffee? Check. Badass strut made even more badass by well-timed wind? Double check. Panties? We think she may have forgotten those, but with the way she’s walking, we feel like she knows and loves it.
So kitty in the corner might not really know what’s going on with mommy and daddy, but luckily they can ignore that pussy to maintain laserlike focus on the task at hand. Which is a stellar brand of BJ with a cum-lappingly delicious culmination.
These girls might look friendly and curvy, but that’s because you didn’t see them run up on innocent people and rob them of their voluptuousness. That’s how it goes in the streets! What, you thought Julie Cash, Sophie Dee, and all these other babes were born with gravity-defying curves that beg to be caressed and squeezed? Wrong. If a pornstar ever looks at you and says, “Your ass is mine,” just hand her your ass and back away slowly.
Why? Because she’s Madonna, that’s why. She’s a natural performer, she loves to connect with the crowd, and she wanted all of those screaming Istanbulites to know that her nipple is just as pink and perky as any pop star’s.
Now that Hannah and Adam are dating, Hannah has to get used to a different way of being. Sometimes she gets to indulge in the cuteness and the snuggling (and in the previous episode, the floor was covered in used condoms [gross]), but sometimes she gets straight-up smothered by Adam. That’s no good, Adam. We need to see her boobs, too!
I can’t remember the last time I couldn’t come at will. I can’t remember when I was concerned about ever coming again and yet I was faced with that for a whole 24 hours.
We don’t know if we do or not. She’s not like Santa or the Tooth Fairy, you know? Snooki is real, but we’ve encountered so many alleged nudes of the girl that we don’t know if there’s a real naked Snooki. Well, until now; Snooki’s reps have actually confirmed to “E! News” that these pics are real! (We still have doubts.)
Forget your image of the shy, awkward teenage girl unsure what to do with her body. Replace that with this lady, who’s begging for hard cocks to go wherever she can take them — even at the same time. Added bonus: she’s a screamer.
Sex. I’ve been thinking about sex for a very long time. It’s been a major topic at the forefront of my thoughts since before I even knew what it was. I’m a sexual student–that much is clear.
Doesn’t it feel like it’s been forever since we last saw “True Blood”? Ah, but that just makes this reunion all the sweeter; in fact, that seems to be a running theme in the season premiere. Eric and his “sister” are together again, Jessica is straddling Jason’s lap once more, and Sam has finally been cornered by Marcus’s angry pack. That last part isn’t exactly sweet, but it does result in some toplessness!