We’re connoisseurs of the nude form whether it be oiled up and getting stuffed hard and fast, or slowly pondered over, laden with languid caresses along every curve. Even in our debauched little hearts we’ve got room for some Enya-style snuggles.

Dear Mr. X,

When I received the email with your dare I’ll admit I wasn’t surprised. It seems you are on a bit of tear with getting women to lose their panties all over town. I loved the idea of it, from the moment I read the message I started scheming.

Maybe that’s how the universe intended them to be worn all along, and nobody’s gotten wise aside from the stylists of this photo shoot and comely model Lauren Buys. We better get with the program.

How many people have to go to jail for enjoying Chastity Lynn’s ass? It’s a victimless crime! Alcohol kills tens of thousands of people a year; Chastity’s butt kills nobody. (Then again, we never see Mick Blue walk away from this scene.)

And we, in turn, can’t get enough of them. It’s been nary a week since we last saw them, and it’s nothing but good things when these gals show up. Sharon’s smiling, we’re smiling — and we swear we can see her nipples smiling, too.