We talk about queer porn quite a lot on this site, as you may have noticed, and that’s because it’s one of our favorite sections of the porn world. However, when asked what it is, we often fall back on the old Potter Stewart phrase, “I know it when I see it,” and that doesn’t feel right. So, we’re going to try and explore this subject as best as we can; it’ll be an educational experience for everyone!
Amateur pornographers aren’t really known for having the best lighting, angles, or definition in their oft grainy and erratic films. In this specimen, however, we can see every glorious detail of glistening cock, palpitating labia, and sticky, shiny cum covering a smooth-skinned pussy. It’s like some HD shit up in here.
It depends on what the booty is being dipped in. If you’re dipping a booty in pool water, it’s totally fine to re-dip. If you’re dipping a booty in some artichoke dip, then you might want to ask the other people eating the dip before you double dip. If Jynx Maze wants to dip her booty in our artichoke dip, then we’ll whip up a bathtub of that stuff because her ass is crazy.
Joe Pusher places ads in various publications and finds women to fuck him in cars and motel rooms. During their sessions, we learn much about Joe Pusher and entry-level porn.
We admit it: we were the tiniest bit broken hearted when we heard that teen queen Miley Cyrus had gotten engaged to one Liam Hemsworth (aka her long time boyfriend). But then we remembered something important: sure, Miley might be legally giving her love to one man and one man only…but that doesn’t mean she won’t be sharing her lovely body with the rest of the world. Not if her nipples have any say in the matter, anyway.
We don’t know how Tanya Tate’s pussy was made, but we suspect magic was involved. Anyway, we can tell you how Tanya Tate’s pussy was made into a Fleshlight! Of course, it’d be more fun to show you how it’s done, so here’s a video that Tanya Tate made on her visit to Fleshlight HQ in Texas.
It’s been years since Keeley Hazell posed topless (and, if we recall correctly, the last time was “for the animals.” But it seems she may be returning to the topless fold…that is, unless FHM is just pulling our leg. And they wouldn’t do that, would they? (Would they?)
You know that massively popular website that has a whole section devoted to sexy celebrity photos and an exploration of sideboob? Of course you do, it’s called Fleshbot and you’re reading it right now. But it seems that another website you may have heard of–Huffington Post, it’s called–is jealous of our success in the world of sideboob…and now they’re trying to bite our style.
Gangs of roving horny lesbians are problematic in some areas of the country. What with them wanting to bust in, wake you up, shove a ball gag in your mouth, and fuck you with a strap-on while forcing you to eat pussy — you know, that’s a lot of things. Certain sleepy homeowners, however, are up to the challenge.
Think about it: five people, living in the same house, constantly having sex. It probably smells like humans in heat! They probably wash their sheets every day! Instead of greeting each other good morning, they probably just nod and plug in Glade air fresheners! Anyway, you get the idea; they’re all very sexually active and we’re sure it makes for a unique living situation.
We weren’t even aware that the 2012 UEFA European Football Championship (aka Euro 2012) was nigh — but now we are, thanks to Ms. Micaela. See, she is useful for something! Expanding our sports awareness one soccer-ball-painted boob at a time…
Remy LaCroix has made quite a name for herself in the porn industry in very little time, but no one really knows why. What makes her so special? Why do we obsess over her, learn everything we can about her, and then still crave more? Hopefully, we’ll find some answers when “Remy” comes out, because it’s got a bunch of hardcore interviews and a ton of revealing, in-depth fucking.
I want to drink in your body.
To see you move, walk, bend, sit, lie.
To watch as the curves of your flesh press against the fabric you wear.
How do we put this lightly? One of the things Chloe Sevigny is famous for is giving a very good blowjob on screen in “The Brown Bunny.” We don’t think that’s the defining scene in her career, but it’s pretty well-known. Anyway, the blowjob she gave Ben on “Hit and Miss” is rather hot, and it’s made us wonder how Chloe feels about performing oral scenes.
The woman has great fashion sense, you know? Candice takes one look at this dress and says, “I shall not wear a bra” because that’s how you save yourself from being not sexy enough.
Even if they’re party/pussy crashers, the ladies don’t seem to mind at all. In fact, each girl hops across her own giant-dicked stud and shows what those itty bits are made of… and we’re impressed.
We don’t mean any disrespect to lingerie sellers who advertise by having cute girls stand around in lacy undergarments; that’s a damn solid way to model the stuff. However, since we think of lingerie as something constricting yet elegant and made to show off the body, it only seems natural that it should be paired with a little bondage.