Because a shapely babe is a feast for the eyes… and the soul. And the loins.

You had us at “Hot Blond Fucked Hard”. You really had us at throwing her around the bedroom, supplying her a rapidfiring cock in a bountiful array of poses. Slow and steady may win the race — but, uh, fast and furious wins, too.

We’ve seen Bobbi Starr in GIFs that involve face fucking before–we’ve even seen this particular face fucking scene from a different angle–so it’s no surprise that someone decided to commemorate the beautiful stoicism that Bobbi displays as she takes a cock way down her throat, barely changing her expression at all. It’s exquisite.

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It is unclear how to connect “Coach” Nacho Vidal’s goalie training of Cassandra Nix to his movie being titled “Sexual Messiah,” but she does learn to catch balls.

Oh, Katherine Jenkins, you might have finished second place in the latest season of “Dancing with the Stars,” but you’ll always be number one in our hearts! Also, you have a blue ribbon booty. We’re just calling it like we see it, and we saw it on “Good Morning, America” a little while ago.

Nicole Austin: amazing woman, amazing body, everybody knows that. It’s not like we’re learning anything new about the lady’s physique; it’s just that it’s been a while since we had this explosive of a reminder. She’s all there, all of her, at once! That bikini isn’t even zebra-print, it’s hypnosis-themed. She clearly knows what effect she has on people.

We don’t know if it’s the economic climate or what, but these days we’re all about plain and clean-looking nakedness. Maybe we’ll entertain some jazzed up, glossy, high-concept babes every now and then, but at the end of the day, we want a girl like Angela Lindvall to show up and show us everything she’s got (yes, including her pubes, which are pretty).

We’ve almost never seen such an absolutely fucking hot mutual masturbation scenario. Every down-there pleasure point becomes the center of attention, blissfully on the receiving end of pleasurable probes, feverish fondles, and luxurious lappings of the tongue. We have no words. (Well, except these.)

Do you remember last year when Japan won the FIFA Women’s World Cup and Kelly Shibari was so stoked that she decided to invite her fans over for some bukkake? (We may have mentioned it on three separate occasions.) Well, not only did Kelly get the messy celebration on film, but she hit it off with a few of her fans and invited them back for more. You won’t believe what she did with these guys!

We know drugs and super gorgeous models have been paired together to the point of being painfully cliche, and we’re certainly not encouraging any substance use in any of our readers, but gosh darnit, these photos are just blurry, glittery, and arousing enough to make us feel like we’ve been up all night on some fantastic upper, falling in love with a clothes-hating babe.

A little something you should know about us: we’re all about getting your blood flowing, and the one organ we really want to make swell is your brain. (We don’t want to inflame it, of course. This is figurative.) There’s nothing more attractive than a mind that’s just throbbing with smarts, save for a mind that’s well-educated on sex and human sexuality. Hopefully you’ll find that the following movies and TV shows get you hot under the collar and around your gray matter.

Who loves getting felt up on park benches?

I do, I do!

Such slutty behavior–I’m quite sure it was all that cock fever driving me slutty crazy, my mouth a magnet to his cock.

She’s constantly posing for different magazines, she’s doing a big shoot in Ibiza, she’s participating in a cross-continent road rally, and she has more acting gigs coming up soon. We’re a little worried about Lucy Pinder! When does she get time to relax? When will she finally sit down and look at all the hard work she’s doing? We do that all the time, and let us tell you, looking at Lucy is exhausting (in the best possible way).

As much as we wish we could get a glimpse at Ciara’s nipple, we always appreciate the foresight that goes into the decision to wear pasties. She knows them titties are going to be all over the place, but she has the final say about who sees her nipple! Anyway, the fact that we can see the sweet little beauty mark on her boob give us a more than adequate voyeuristic thrill, so we’re happy about the whole situation.

We’ve all been there: enjoying a peaceful cruise across the high seas when a faction of horny pirate babes storms on board. During that pivotal fight or flight moment, it’s appropriate to jump into action with some serious swashbuckling of their assholes with all the turgid cocks on deck.

Who doesn’t love “The Fifth Element,” Luc Besson’s insane and colorful futuristic space adventure? Nobody, that’s who; that’s why this concept is so great. You get Ana Kingsley to dress up like Milla Jovovich, put her in whatever you’re selling, and dunk her in a tank of water until her nipples shine through the costume. It’s like we’re watching the film!

Remember the look on Diana Gettinger’s face from a couple episodes ago? Right after she banged that thief, she started looking all sad, her man got concerned, and then they started planning a bank robbery. It’s like that with Sandra McCoy: great sex, happy smiles, and then moping about real life problems that can only be solved with crime.