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Female Ejaculation… Real? Yes it is. These guys got all the info from the pros and put together a comprehensive squirting orgasm guide! Have you ever seen a porn video in which the girl starts spraying like a fountain all over the bed? You probably thought it wasn’t real. I
In our book, anyway. Sure, maybe a celestial song would elevate our souls or some such schlock, but we’ll take a good old corporeal climax any day. Because it makes our bodies feel good. And while we’re inhabiting our fleshly form, we’ll be damned if we don’t do what it tells us to.
There’s something so loving and yet so predatory about the way this woman gazes in her well-hung partner’s eyes. His cock sways with the force of her tongue, he craves to feel the back of her throat, but she refuses to give it to him easily.
Julie Simone’s “Bound Rubber Dolls” is really a lifestyle purchase for our new austere times; we watch as lovely women attempt to writhe out of impossible restraints, the sellable goods only hinted at, in an orgy of mutual deprivation.
We’ve seen so many Coco nip slips, we’ve actually started to lose track of them–and to be honest, when we first saw this picture, we were half convinced we’d seen it before. But no: Coco is just that dedicated to nip slippage that she shares a bit of areola every time she dons a bikini. And god bless her for that.
Hemingway, Magnum P.I., whatever; we get confused by powerful men with equally powerful mustaches. Anyway, HBO’s latest movie is about the relationship between war-correspondent Martha Gellhorn (Nicole Kidman) and Ernest Hemingway (Clive Owen), and there’s a fantastic scene during which a bombing run leaves the two writers trapped in the same hotel room and lust overcomes them. See, this wouldn’t have worked with Tom Selleck; nothing overcomes that guy.
It’s not the translucent part that we’re having trouble with; it’s all of the other articles of clothing she’s wearing in addition to it. The bikini top doesn’t match the deep-plunging “Borat-style” bottoms (though we suspect both might come from Wicked Weasel), she’s then added a fishnet body stocking, a belt, some rope tied around her neck, torso, and one leg, and a watch. Are we looking at the hot new German beach style?
This gal must have been very bad indeed. Between being cuffed down, made to blow and lick some precum off a dick, receiving a serious spanking, then a deep anal plundering, she’s made to pay the penalty. Luckily, this is our kind of punishment.
Nina Hartley used to have an exciting life as a travel writer, flying all over the world and exploring new places, but then she got pregnant with Lexi Belle. Eighteen years later, Lexi is in love with Xander Corvus, and Nina’s starting to fell all hot and bothered by his rugged good-looks. Is it fair of Nina to hold Lexi responsible for ending her career? No, but it certainly makes for some awesome revenge sex!
Let’s see: twice in one month we’ve gotten a glimpse at Mandy Moore’s nipples, and twice in one month, her face has been plastered with a gorgeous, happy grin. Are these things mere coincidence? We think not! Obviously, this is all a sign of Ms. Moore’s joyous attitude about her mild experiments in exhibitionism.
Sometimes we look at the videos that fashion magazines make and we’re just like, “Really? Twenty seconds of a girl stretching on a rooftop with her boobs poking through her cardigan?” But then we realize we’re being narrow-minded, and we should accept these videos as tasty morsels of nude art. [Epilepsy warning: the director decided to show his name with a strobing background, so if you're sensitive to that sort of thing, you may want to avoid this.]
To celebrate the successful outcome of a major year-long project at our company, I invited several of my colleagues and their significant others to a dinner party at my place.
Things we know: Chloe Sevigny is gorgeous, her breasts look fantastic, and even a Pinocchio nose doesn’t detract from her beauty. Things that we want to know: how do you feel about a cisgender actor playing a transgender person, and how do you feel about Chloe’s portrayal of the anguish experienced when one’s body doesn’t match one’s identity?
Cannes Film Festival is over, and once again, we didn’t get to go. We can’t even begin to imagine all of the fun celebrity debauchery that we missed! Fortunately, we have a couple parting gifts of cleavage (both breast and ass cleavage) that will soothe our jealous brows and give us an idea of what the scene was like.
Ah, a cock fine, fat, and long — so girthy you can barely get your fingers around it. This is the stuff of ladies’ dreams. And though just the head may fill up tiny girls, they’ve got an outsized sense of determination to fit it all in.
If you don’t know who Rene Gruau is, don’t fret, you’ve probably seen his work without knowing his name. If you’re still not familiar with his thick brush strokes and sharp contours, you’ll still enjoy this fashion spread that pays homage to Rene’s style with face paint and boobs.
“Project X” is about a group of nerdy high school kids who seek popularity by throwing the biggest, craziest, and grimiest party of all time. Naturally, this ends up backfiring and–spoiler alerts ahead–riot cops show up. At what point did things slip into the danger zone? When this young woman decided to obey the “Naked Girls Only” sign posted by the pool.
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