We know we just spent time praising Anna Skellern exactly three hours ago, but in the process of doing so, we realized that we don’t know anything about her. We know that she’s our favorite orgasmer on television right now, but we’re sure that there’s much more to Anna Skellern beneath the sexy and often sapphic surface.
Pussy pleasuring is one of those secondary sex acts to master. Jamming peen into vag (or strap-on, as it were) is well and good, but relatively easy when it comes down to it. Primo snatch satisfying, however, is one of those things that takes a bit more finesse.
We’ve heard it said that the ultimate internet bait involves a combination of cute kittens and beautiful boobs. Now don’t get us wrong–we love cats!–but we’ve often wondered if, perhaps, a crafty combination of topless ladies and dinosaurs might not edge out its feline competition.
Not having seen the movie or TV versions of Joss Whedon’s “Buffy the Vampire Slayer” is not a detriment to enjoying this porn adaptation. But people who don’t like Lexi Belle’s vagina probably shouldn’t watch it.
With KStew’s first topless scene headed for the theaters soon, the starlet is looking for ways to ease her “Twilight”-adoring fandom into the idea of seeing her boobs. And what better way to do that than with some partial public nudity?
Maybe we’re exaggerating a little too much here. There have been plenty of steamy “Lip Service” clips that don’t involve Anna Skellern, and even though our favorite one featured Anna having a huge orgasm, she’s the orgasm giver in this latest episode. Whatever, we don’t care for technicalities. Without Anna Skellern and a bunch of orgasms, this show would be nothing!
>If BDSM porn has led you to believe that the practice is more about pain than pleasure, there’s a new site on Tumblr that would like you to reconsider your assumptions. Filled with photos of smiling, joyous people who happen to be bound and gagged (and loving it!), the site’s a nice reminder that–scary paraphernalia aside–BDSM is fundamentally about pleasure…and that plenty of people smile happily through their “punishments.”
When you’ve gotta bone you’ve gotta bone, and when there’s a blonde babe with a penchant for blowjobs and reverse cowgirl on the premises, who’s to argue with that?
What is New Sensations going for with this title? We know we should be focusing on Jenna J. Ross getting shagged into the carpet by Mr. Pete, but we can’t enjoy this high quality porn until we figure out why a period was chosen over a slash. Or a hyphen. Or even nothing! Could this be Eddie Powell’s subtle homage to “After.Life”?
It’s debatable whether or not Andy Warhol’s prediction that one day we’d all be famous for fifteen minutes (or the corollary that we’ll all be famous to fifteen people) ever really came true. But one thing that we’re certain of? In the present day, it’s a virtual guarantee that every famous person will be publicly naked for at least fifteen minutes (or longer!), as more and more celebs find their personal photos leaked online.
At the moment, we Fleshbot writers are sitting in our sweaty offices with the lights turned off to prevent brown-outs, and the only thing we have on our minds is getting to the beach as soon as possible. Please, join us as we live vicariously through/ogle the fashion choices of some beautiful celebrities. It might not beat the heat, but it’ll certainly help your sanity!
I do not remember the beginning of this story so well as I remember the middle and end of it.
Grant and I had come home from a day out, probably exploring the woods somewhere to the south of our fair city, and we showered and ate and wandered up to my room. We have made a habit of watching old episodes of Star Trek—from season 1, episode 1, on through the end, in sequential order, thank you SO much for that, Netflix—at night before bed. This night was no exception. We stripped to our skivvies and spooned while listening to the dulcet tones of a young William Shatner’s voice.
The season premiere of “Femme Fatales” involves a bunch of beautiful young nymphos living together in a reality TV house, banging each other silly, and occasionally killing one another. Honestly, we don’t know how widespread the murder is, but we can say without a doubt that everybody–including Scheana Marie–has sex with enough fury and force to permanently fuse their pelvic regions together.
Two of the girls from British pop group The Saturdays are getting married this summer, and they both had bachelorette parties last weekend. (Don’t worry, London still stands.) We’re not sure what happened during Rochelle Wiseman’s weekend, but Una Healy had a fun-filled night on the town, and naturally, her panties made an appearance.
Imagine your favorite waitress at the local diner is Lexi Belle. Then imagine that as you finish off your last bite of cherry pie, she swings by your table and whispers in your ear she’s getting off soon — and you will be too if you take her home.
Earlier this month, all nineteen international Vogues made a pact to show healthy bodies in their pages, and we think that’s just grand. So far, Vogue Germany is doing the best job of being an “ambassador for the message of healthy body image” because their latest issue includes a big ol’ spread with models and actresses of many ages and shapes (and even Vogue Germany’s editor-in-chief) looking like goddesses.
To be fair, Bronn was a cocky bastard long before he got the beautiful Sahara to kiss his nose, but you can’t deny that she adds a little something. This pornstar-turned-King’s Landing prostitute is like an amulet of sass: you hold her naked in your lap, and suddenly you give zero fucks!
