It’s May, which means it’s Masturbation Month. An entire month devoted to masturbation? Well hush my mouth! That probably explains a few things about my actions over the past few weeks with my beloved Lelo Ina, but that’s neither here nor there. There are many other ways to celebrate masturbation and Courtney Trouble picked arguably the best one when she decided to put together Live Sex Show: a film shot at the Center for Sex and Culture. The film was shot during San Francisco’s Masturbate-a-Thon, which was hosted by none other than Dr. Carol Queen of just about every iconic how-to videos under the sun. Not bad at all.

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We’ve all had panty-watering crushes on certain folks around us, wiling away the hours imagining what it would be like to bone. But now, thanks to Porn Face Match, you can find your crush’s very own porn doppelganger and from there — well, that’s up to you.

Honestly, we like Lynn Collins for a variety of reasons–remember, she was that cute waitress on “True Blood” way back in the day–but right now, we’re mostly interested in her mannerisms. We like the way she walks, her slightly yet palpable disdain for the telephone, and the way she changes her shirt with her boobs pointing out the window.

Crush’s arse needed a good seeing-to, that’s for sure. But I’m being a tease. Sadly no pegging or even spanking, no, I needed to slather it in emollient. The new summer weather is not so kind to him.

…’Tis the stuff of dreams. And our dream is this lucky bastard’s reality as he gets to stroke, slap, and squeeze these beautiful babies, then make them into a lovely bosomy cum dumpster as he empties his load.

A classically demure lady like you rarely sees the business end of a wardrobe malfunction. In fact, the last time we got a glimpse of your lacy underthings was two years ago. So, as with a comet that passes by the earth only so often, we’ve got our telescopes out and eyes peeled.