Tea for two, and two for tea, babes for you and babes for me!

You wake up in the morning wishing to be held by the delicate fingers of a beautiful babe, getting slicked up with lube, then diving headfirst into a wet and waiting vagina. Then it’s a warm embrace as you’re slipped in and out, the friction and heat intensifying as you bring that pussy to a shuddering orgasm.

It’s the weekend, it’s going to be a long weekend, and we bet some of you fine readers out there are anticipating having sex. That’s cool, you know, you do your thing; we just wanted you to know that penetration is played out. It sounds weird, it was decided last night by vote, and now all the cool people spend their days lying around, lubricating themselves, rubbing their stuff together, loving life.

Action Girls

“But Grams,” you plead, “these women are actresses. Surely they can inhabit the role of MILF even if they haven’t given birth.” Well you can settle for your painted-on milves, but I want Nikki Hunter.

Probably more than anything else, I value communication, both with my boyfriend (of course) and also with everyone who shares a vision of a more varied and accessible future for porn and sexuality in general. This week has brought an unprecedented amount of comments to Fleshbot, livening up every post with lots of back and forth, bringing new ideas, witty quips and thoughtful responses.

We see a lot of naked actresses here at Fleshbot, but some definitely stick in our heads more than others. For example, we’re always asking ourselves why we don’t see more of Louise Bourgoin these days when we’ve enjoyed watching her bathe and have sex so gosh darn much. Well, we’ve figured out that Louise conducts all discussions in bed, while naked, so we figure her agent has a hard time reaching her about new gigs.

I was astonished at all of the wonderfully thoughtful questions that you came up with, so I just had to answer all of them. They range from short and sweet questions about my day-to-day to more evolved questions about relationship dynamics, so hopefully my responses will shed a little light on this lovely Friday!

We enjoy nothing more than a pair of perfect breasts — and when these also happen to be perched on the body of a horny, 69ing Asian cowgirl, well, we’re trying hard not to freak out.

Guess who just wrote and directed her first feature film? It’s Bobbi Starr! She took one of her favorite 1970′s horror films, “Lisa and the Devil,” teamed up with Kink, enlisted the talents of Lorelei Lee, Andy San Dimas, and Raylene, and shot the whole damn thing in three days. The result is a decadent, domination-rich treat that’s steeped in religious imagery: the perfect thing for getting in touch with your own hidden demons.

Thou shall not covet another man’s (or woman’s) wife. Hmm. But when these wives are sucking, fucking, gushing, and presenting their fine pussies and asses, well, we’ve got some mighty strong cravings indeed.

It happened months ago, but I can still see the events of that evening in my mind’s eye. Evening is wrong. It started that morning, when he chose my underwear and my dress. “I plan to fuck you in that dress when you get home tonight.” Are there any words better than that to get a Friday morning started?

It’s almost Memorial Day weekend and you’ve got some serious choices to make. You’re probably going to see a movie, but what kind of movie? Let’s make this easier: you’re going to see a movie with nudity in it, so all you have to do is figure out what type of nudity you’re after. That’s where this guide comes in!

Sometimes we feel like Luke Skywalker, and our vision is a proton torpedo, and celebrity nudity is the thermal exhaust port, and Kim Kardashian is the Death Star (no offense). We only have one chance to see her nipple, but if we time it right, we’ll be able to wedge our eyeballs between her breast and dress.

When a gentleman dons his favorite bondage suit and is ordered to lie on a table perfectly still, sometimes it’s hard for his cock to obey. Luckily these babes aren’t fazed, but rather swallow that thing to the hilt then sit on his face for a little extra punishment (or is that a reward?).

Giving a great blowjob is certainly important.  That’s why I talk about it so much and spend much of my life devoted to leading by example.  Of course, these skills and ideas are transferable and hopefully mutual.  That goes with out saying.  Beyond that, there’s the other side of the coin.  As much as it’s important to be a great giver of blowjobs (or any other kind of oral pleasure) it’s also extremely valuable to be a great recipient.  There are only a few things I’m going to hit on here, which don’t go unduly into specifics, as those are up to the individuals, but they all warrant deference.

Let it be known that Fleshbot is a patient beast. We first heard about Michelle Williams, Sarah Silverman, and Jennifer Podemski getting totally naked in “Take This Waltz” back in September of 2010, and we’ve been quietly waiting to see clips ever since. Now that we finally have the shower scene that displays all of their bodies, we can’t help but wonder if a tantrum or two would’ve earned us this footage back in February.