And we, faithful readers, are more than happy to provide this for you. Because after a gloomy start to the week, nothing makes quite as nice a pick me up as a sexy couple of babes being all sensual and stuff.
Sure, there are some musicians who really know how to make their guitar sing–but this is the only girl we’ve seen who knows how to turn an axe into a true object of ecstasy.
“This Ain’t the Smurfs XXX” isn’t the first blue movie based on Saturday morning cartoons. It isn’t even the first blue blue movie (that would be “This Ain’t Avatar XXX”), but it is the first blue blue movie filmed in Larry Flynt’s office.
In a Middle Ages version of “S my D”, Italian noblewoman Caterina Sforza flashes her parts and basically communicates that her pussy’s packing prime heat. So… talk to the vag? Don’t mind if we do.
Simplicity can be so erotic. When everything else is stripped away and all there is can be summed up with the two of us, that’s when magic really takes place. In the pale light of day, our bodies are on full display, framing this beautiful blowjob as it unfolds sensually before us. My lips on your cock, driving you mad with desire to feel the warmth of the depths of my mouth… This is a gorgeous moment and I want to milk it for all it’s worth. You watch my curves as I go through the various elements of a seductive but simple blowjob tease.
We noticed yesterday that Miley Cyrus had acknowledged our plea and abandoned her bra–but we had no idea how far she’d take the whole braless thing. If these photos are an indication of Miley’s new look, well, it’s one we like very, very much.
When it comes to pleasing one’s pussy, why half-ass it? If you’re getting it on with yourself doesn’t it make sense to go all the way? We believe so, and this lady who gets both hands and a big ol’ dildo involved in her self-love has got the right idea.
We’re used to thinking of the ass as a passive body part–a sweet but sensitive spot just waiting for fingers and tongues to please it–but these young women remind us that the ass can be active as well. Think of the squeeze, the heat, the cheeks resting gently on your face: that’s a touch of ass.
In Game of Thrones land where there’s no TV, no Kindles, and no chocolate chip cookies, a lively bang seems like a grand form of entertainment. So here we are with Talisa, a healer of some sort, working her charms. Also she’s the granddaughter of Charlie Chaplin, who paved the way in film so his progeny could be naked on TV.
What do Justine Joli, Heather Vandeven, Nikki Benz, and Ryan Keely all have in common? In addition to being smoking hot ladies and Penthouse Pets, they’re all featured in the new Penthouse DLC pack for Saints Row: The Third. Because if there’s one thing that makes video games better, it’s more hot ladies.
Naturally we’re fans of a fabulous bone from any angle, but there’s something extra titillating about being atop the peak of fuck mountain. Really it makes for a stunning panorama — the slippery luster of cock-craving pussies, the first hand view of a rock-hard dick thrusting its way inside. Every part is highlighted in its full, fucking sensational glory.
It’s hot, one of those sticky, sweaty days you dream about in the dead of winter. We’re flopped on the couch, watching movies, but even following the plot seems like too much effort.
“If it weren’t so damn hot, I’d wanna fuck,” Nick says, tilting the fan to blow across our faces.
“Me too, I answer, “But ugggggh.” I get up to refresh our drinks.
I feel like it’s somewhat unoriginal to just come here and declare my unending adoration for Dita von Teese, but it’s kind of hard not to. The thing is that I can contextualize and explain my love for her in a way which is (possibly) worth extrapolating upon. It’s not just because she has milky white skin, raven hair, perfect bow lips and a bountiful chest… Wait, what was I saying? Oh, right.
What’s itsy bitsy, teeny weeny, and loaded with cameltoe and visible nipple? If you guessed Daisy Fuentes’s new swimsuit, then you, friend, are very good at reading headlines.
Ah, Regina Moon. She’s got a gorgeous set of gams topped with a beautiful pair of feetsies and supremely suckable toes. They may look too pretty to touch, but… well, they like touching a lot of things. And we like to watch.
I’m not outrightly saying that blowjobs are my sole raison d’être… That seems kind of wrong to me. I have so many passions. I love to make music, to create art, to explore French cooking, to let loose and game a bit.. But, when it comes to something that I can share with you all on Fleshbot, nothing beats a little blowjob how-to. Now, this isn’t to say that I’m going to give you every little tip and trick under the sun, because I don’t fundamentally believe that blowjobs (or any sex act) are one size fits all. There is so much nuance and room for exploration when it comes to a truly sensual blowjob, so I just want to foster that kind of curiousity and creativity. Sounds ambitious? You bet.
Oh sure, we love all the choking and “Matrix”-style sex as much as the next perv, but sometimes a sex blog enjoys sitting back, slapping on some romantic tunes, and watching a straight, down to earth roll in the hay. Our thanks to Maggie Williams for obliging that urge…and for doing it with such gusto!