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So A Cock And A Dildo Walk Into A Bar…
Oh oops, it actually wasn’t a bar at all, but is this lady’s voracious ass. It won’t be satisfied with just one or the other. Luckily we don’t mind if a girl is demanding, especially when it involves some sweet DP action.
And this obviously isn’t her first foray into the world of anal extremes. She looks to be mighty pleased by the goings-on here, and who doesn’t like a lady who knows what makes her purr? So pile on the dildos and cocks, because this gal’s a real tiger. An anal sex tiger. Or something like that.
· anal orgasm (xtube.com)
Care To Dance?
This is what it would look like if Sadie Hawkins had a pervy sister. We appreciate this lady because she takes the lead in this waltz, making it look effortless and glamorous and hot all at once. Her partner, in fact, looks nearly incapacitated by her mad skillz. But we’re sure she can whip him into shape and dance circles around his cock all night long.
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Oh, Hello There
Via Sexy and Funny (sexyandfunny.com)
Score! “She’s So Anal” Is Not A Parody of “That’s So Raven”
Look through Fleshbot’s archives and you will see that there’s porn for everyone—even viewers who dig watching people have sex uncomfortably. Not the delightful Krissy Lynn, zesty cover model of “She’s So Anal”; in fact, we are happy she puts her best ane forward.
Lynn is sassy and full-bodied, like a box of wine you want to put your dick in, if that is even possible with my basic Costco membership. In the little tease that precedes her scene with Alex Gonz, Lynn seems like the ready-to-go bridesmaid during the summer all your friends got married or the frank girl in the pit at the Kentucky Derby.
Lynn is neither a petite and machine-crafted piece of porn jerky nor a clawing, spitting sex wraith. Instead, she presents as both soft and competent; you don’t want to wait for her top to come off.
And indeed it doesn’t. Director Mike Quasar seems to have made the decision that consumers aren’t interested in Lynn’s midsection, which may not be so taut as to bounce quarters off of.
But it’s not quarters we want to bounce off it.
The gestaltist view of Krissy Lynn, then, is that she is Greater Than Anal, because I was never so intrigued with the rectum as a hole.
· Zero Tolerance (zerotolerance.com)
· Buy “She’s So Anal” (tlavideo.com)
Anabelle Deigns To Show You Her Pubic Region
It not that she wants to show you her vulva, it’s that she doesn’t have enough time to deal with panties today. Anabelle is far too busy not giving a fuck about anything to worry about whether your eyeballs settle on her pubic stubble or small yet plump butt. She can handle one cigarette, a handful of poses, and that’s it. (We’re in love.)
When you see a model wearing panties but no bra, that’s normal. When you see a model wearing a bra but no panties, there’s something special about it. For one, undercarriages are generally hidden, even in the raciest of shoots. Second, there’s something about a pantyless girl that suggests recent debauchery. It’s as if Anabelle’s body is saying, “Yo, I had to get down to business mad fast, and these panties had to get gone ASAP.” Or maybe she just had to pee and never bothered to pick them back up. Whatever the reason is, Anabelle certainly looks cute without her undies.
· Via In The Raw (itr2010.org)
Face It, World: Rihanna Doesn’t Like Clothing
Esquire UK coughed up a few preview photos of Rihanna looking all topless and sexy, and nobody is surprised. We, however, are surprised that we keep having to mention that Rihanna is topless. Can we just say “Rihanna” and you can assume the rest? It would save us time.
Anyway, as hot as these photos are, we’re sure that the ones that make it into the magazine are going to be ten times as steamy. And maybe a month later, we’ll get to see the behind the scenes pictures! We have high hopes. Her BTS stuff has a way of being, shall we say, nipple-y.
· Esquire UK (esquire.co.uk)
Doing All The F Words
This lofty task covers fellatio, facials, fucktitting (work with us here), and full-blown fucking. It’s like making sex into a four-course meal, and sometimes indulgence just tastes so good.
And it’s really easy to give in to your cravings when presented with the molten lava cake of babes… This chick’s got some of the most exorbitant tits we’ve seen; absolute perfection with a cock nestled between them or when hanging and swaying to the rhythm of a brisk doggy. And the icing on the cake is a sweet hint of cum glistening on her lips, which she laps down with a Mona Lisa smile. Ah, now who’s ready for dessert?
· total fuk (pornhub.com)
We Swear “Fire In The Holes” Is Sexier Than It Sounds
For real, New Sensations? We understand what it means, and we can even imagine one of these saucy Eurobabes saying it seductively, but you are making us work for it.
However, this movie is chock full of threesomes, and the girls are down with double penetration, double vaginal, and double anal; anything that hot is legally required to use the word “fire” in its title, so we forgive New Sensations for bringing up some unsavory imagery. Really, we’re the ones with the sick imaginations. Anyway, let’s put all that behind us. These girls are getting filled up with cock, and we ought to appreciate them.
Everybody has a different way of relaxing, and even though we might think chilling by the pool is a perfect way to unwind, it’s not enough for Shalina Devine. She needs two men to massage her from head to toe and on the inside. Shalina knows that the only way to align her chakras is with one cock in her ass and another in her mouth; from tongue to tuchus, she is at one with the wangs. For the grand finale, she gets both of her male accomplices to pound her pussy at the same time! This bit of vaginal yoga gets her feeling right as rain, and it’s quite a sight for us to behold, too.
Sarah Simon has a similar relaxation regimen going, but she’s less of a vagina-centric lady. Her pussy–though pink, wet, and lovely–gets no attention. Her mouth is stretched wide with girthsome dick, her ass is practically at the base of another cock, and the only additional thing she could ask for is a man sucking her nipples (which she eventually gets). When Sarah needs to leave an impression, she goes for the double anal action. Sure, we’re easily impressed, but even those boys doing her will remember her forever.
Another thing we’ll remember forever: the face of the bald gentleman who’s doubly penetrating Tera Joy. It’s a great scene, Tera looks gorgeous, and her ability to take two dicks while in midair is beyond cool, but gosh darnit, that man makes us giggle every time we see him. Can he be our best friend? Please?
“Fire in the Holes,” we may have had some differences of opinion before, but that’s all in the past now. How can we not love a movie that has double penetration, double anal, and double vagina? That’s what Ice Cube meant when he said “last week fucked around and got a triple double,” and we want to be just like Mr. Cube.
· New Sensations (newsensations.com)
· Buy “Fire in the Holes” (store.fleshbot.com)
Who’s The Hottest Of Them All: Top Ten Amateur Mirror Sex Videos
If there’s anything better than boning someone sexy, it’s watching yourself bone that sexy piece. Thanks to our centuries-old friend the mirror, people have been able to get off on themselves getting off with ease.
And what makes a mirror fuck so divine? Well, it’s basically like porn come to life, in all its sweaty, sultry, ambrosial glory. You can act out your fantasies without the impediment of a burly crew or 100 lb. lights. You’re the producer, director, and the star! A regular Lena Dunham of smutmaking, you are.
·Above: Fucking in front of the mirror (yuvutu.com)
Previously: Top Ten Video Archive
Brasilian black girl being fucked near the mirror (yuvutu.com)
China China – in the mirror (yuvutu.com)
a hotel, a mirror…..two horny ppl…what could go wrong!!! (yuvutu.com)
mirror oh mirror (xtube.com)
bedroom video mirror (xtube.com)
Sucking at the bathroom (xtube.com)
Italian Wife with her Friend at the Mirror (youporn.com)
mirror (youporn.com)
Mirror mirror behind the bed, watch me fuck horny Fred (youporn.com)
Folly, Part 3
You feel the bed sag as my weight falls onto it. You feel my fingers, gently, opening your thighs. You feel my breath, warm, moist, on the inside of your thighs. My lips brush your flesh, my tongue flicks at you. You flinch, wince, slightly ticklish, infinitely tender.
I lick, slowly, slowly, up your thigh, once more approaching your cunt.
You bite down hard on the belt, as my tongue slides between your pussy’s lips, up toward, against, your clit.
I come up for air, for just a moment: “Remember – if you want me to stop – I mean reallywant me to stop, tap my head three times. And then again, three more. Got it?”
You nod. You probably could talk in spite of the belt in your mouth, but you don’t even try, don’t want to confute my belt/gag, not now. You nod.
And I’m back down. At first, it’s just a tease – your thighs, your inner thighs, your lips. I’m tickling you a little, touching lightly, softly. Your getting wetter (as if that were possible), but I’m not giving you what you want, what you think you want. Your clit is aching to be touched, your cunt to be fucked. But I’m not giving you that satisfaction, yet. It seems like an hour has passed, and all I’ve been doing is stroking, pressing, pulling, tickling, touching, everything but your clit, your cunt.
My hands alternate between pressing your thighs wide and kneading, squeezing, rubbing, your breasts, your nipples. Squeezing them too hard, then tracing around them, then abandoning them for your thighs, which you can feel developing palm prints.
And then, in an instant, my tongue is licking, lapping, my hands pressing firmly on the insides of your thighs, pressing them down against the bed, hard, wider than is comfortable even, as I force them apart. I raise my head a couple of inches and spit, covering your cunt with saliva, which I promptly spread all around using my hand, from the top of your clit down to your taint, to your asshole, you’re covered in my spit and the wetness that had been dripping from you. As I resume my attention to your clit, licking, sucking, pressing, I run the middle finger of my right hand into your ass-crack, up toward your asshole. I press against it for a moment, and gently, slowly, slide it just a tiny bit in.
You moan, and I suck your clit hard.
You press down on my finger, and it goes a little deeper into your ass, and then I take it out. I lick it off before inserting it into your cunt, first just that middle finger, then two, then three. All while licking at your clit, slowly, quicker, quicker, slower.
“Ay, dios mio!” you exclaim as I press a fourth finger into you, deep. “Oh, snap!” I say. “You spoke Spanish. I must be doing something right.”
You grab my head and shove it hard, back down into your cunt. “Don’t fucking stop!” you try to say, through the belt, which sounds more like “Dmmmm mmmmm-mmmm hmmmmm!” You arch your hips, thrusting up to meet my mouth, and quiver all over as you start to cum. You try to push my head away, but I’m stronger than you, and I’m not going anywhere. I keep on going, licking you, fingering you, pressing against your pubis with my other hand, using my shoulder to press your thigh out. You try to close your other thigh against my ear, trying to come up with any bit of pressure to dislodge me, but I keep going.
And you keep cumming. Your body is shaking, your legs trembling, your cunt contracting around my fingers, trying to push them out, but they’re not budging, and neither is my tongue. I’m brushing your labia with my lips even as my tongue still dances over your clit. You’re trying to push me away from you, trying to pull away from me, but I’m having none of it. Your leg kicks involuntarily, knocking over the bottle of beer by the side of the bed (Miller Lite, inexplicably). “Just another bit of roadkill in this adventure,” you think. Or would, if you could think about anything.
But instead, your sensation recedes. You feel numb between your legs – you no longer feel like you’re having an orgasm, you feel like you are an orgasm, as the waves continue to pass over you, as I’m riding them with you. You’re no longer pulling away from me, but again, pushing into me. Your legs are drenched, my face is drenched. Is it sweat? Cum? Spit? All of them?
And then, suddenly, you simply can’t take it any longer. You tap my head, insistently, hard, three times. I keep going. And you do it again.
Slowly, with a smile on my face, I come up for air:
“I won!” I say triumphantly.
You’re huffing, your cheeks are red, your legs still shaking. I climb up, and remove the belt from your mouth.
Your eyes narrow, and you glare at me:
“Round 1, you son of a bitch. Your turn….”
The look in your eyes scares me. “Don’t you dare be a biter,” I say….
to be continued
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Ash Hollywood: Our Favorite Scenes On Demand!
Ash Hollywood has been in the porn industry for about two years now, and she’s already proven herself to be as talented and versatile an actress as she is an erotic performer. As the wise Gram Ponante once said, “given just a little nudge, I think everyone in the world would like to have sex with Ash Hollywood.”
1. Lush: If you say the title of this movie out loud, you’ll have an idea of the tongue and lip movements that Ash and Breanne Benson use when making out. This is one of those solid, straightforward, sensual yet exciting girl-on-girl scenes that Elegant Angel puts out. Highlights include Ash in doggy position getting her ass and pussy eaten by Breanne, and some tongue-heavy kissing with a thong between their mouths. There are a bunch of other small, sweet moments, but it’s hard to take smiles and cracking orgasmic voices out of context. Pussy eating context is everything.
2. I Love a Man in Uniform: Ash, like many women (and let’s be honest, many men), has a fantasy about firemen. We’re always amused by pornos that involve a fireman showing up at a girl’s house and having sex with her, because as far as we know, that house is on fire. Fortunately, it looks like Bill Bailey emerges from a cloud of fog, not smoke, and pinches Ash’s nipples until her knees go weak. He then fucks her sweetly on the kitchen counter. Ash leaves her pink socks on, which, for some reason, is sexy as hell to us.
3. Spider-Man XXX: A Porn Parody: You know that you’re dealing with one of the best superhero-based parody porns ever made when even the random filler scenes are crazy hot. In the fourth scene, Spidey leaves Mary Jane (Capri Anderson) with her friends (Ash and Seth Dickens) while he goes off to fight crime, and with the lights low and danger in the air, a threesome seems inevitable. Seth sits back and watches Ash undress Capri, lick her all over, and then turn her over to him. They slob his knob together, take turns fucking him, etc. Props to Capri Anderson for licking Ash’s asshole while Ash rides cowgirl–that takes aim.
4. Bra, Panties, Scissors: One of the reasons this movie is brilliant is that it satisfies our need to see creative destruction in an elegant and human-friendly way. Another reason this movie rules: Ash Hollywood’s nipples were clearly made by a God who wants Eric Swiss to cut holes in her bra. We thought it was impossible for her petite tits to look any better than they do, but then we saw them poking through sliced up lingerie. Plus, Ash keeps the energy up throughout the whole scene, whether Eric is pounding her tight pussy or performing a delicate panty-ectomy.
5. Shut Up and Fuck: Bobbi Starr is a very hands-on director; you might even say that she can’t help but step from behind the camera and fuck her subjects because she’s so excited about the fuck making process. Such is the scenario in Ash Hollywood and Xander Corvus’s scene: Bobbi, having recently been fucked all over the place by Nacho Vidal, wants Xander to do the same thing to a blindfolded Ash. Xander certainly pushes her around, chokes her, face fucks her and slaps her, but Bobbi can’t help herself–she simply must join in so she can hold Ash’s legs open while Xander pounds her. We love this scene for the teamwork as much as we love it for Ash’s endurance.
[At top: picture via Naughty America (galleries.naughtyamerica.com)]
Our Favorite Beach MILF And Her Ass Do Some Light Reading
Jennifer Nicole Lee, our self-proclaimed “Ultimate Beach MILF”, barely covers her rockbody and perfectly spankable bum on her latest trip to the shore. But lest you think she’s only about working out and looking fine, she’s brought along plenty of reading material for this jaunt. That’s one educated ass.
We’ve seen many a body-baring getup from Ms. Lee, and we just hope she lives at the beach forever. There’s not even a point for her to go home; she may as well just set up a tent and stay for good. Thongs and bikini tops take up basically no closet space, so she can be quite comfortable in there. Plus with her Kindle she doesn’t even need to leave for fresh reads. She can even use our account. Just stay, Jennifer Nicole Lee, sunning your cheeks all summer long. Looks like you missed a spot.
· Via Egotastic (egotastic.com)
It’s Orgy O’Clock!
When surrounded by a gaggle of babes dying to get naked, it’s generally best to let them do so. Because from there, there’s no end to the possibilities! Or you’ll at least find plenty of places for a hard dick to go.
And that’s a damn good deal if ever we’re heard one. Plus it’s really difficult to argue with a group of babes in the buff. They have a way of being… extra convincing. So let the tongues, legs, and BJs fly because it’s Friday, the sun is shining, and the orgy train just rolled into town.
· Buy/Watch Unplanned Orgies 7 (theater.aebn.net)
· Via AEBN Porn Pay Per View Network and Adult Video On Demand (theater.aebn.net)
Kimberly Kane Has A New Boyfriend, But We Can Still See Her Naked!
Can you guess who’s dating Kimberly Kane? For real, try and guess! And no looking at the logo in the corner of this picture, that’s cheating. Whatever, we just gave it away. It’s Igor of Driven By Boredom fame! Our heart grows happy when two talented people get together. Let us celebrate by looking at some brand new pics of Kimberly.
Looking over these pictures, we find ourselves trying to detect hints of their relationship (the one cute picture with them together doesn’t count). Does Igor shoot differently when he has feeling for his subject? Does Kimberly pose with visible emotion? We can’t tell. It’s the same old beautiful and sexy Kimberly Kane as seen through the same old skillful eyeballs of Igor.
· See more of Kimberly at Driven By Boredom (drivenbyboredom.com)
Lara Beckmann’s Sex Life Is Plagued By Technology
It’s not that she’s having bad sex–clearly her cowgirl riding is so good that it deserves to be seen from above–it’s just that technology gets in the way of real human connections. At one point she’s shtupping a guy who only wants to see her through his cell phone, at another, she’s dealing with a gent who has too many vibrators. Life is hard for Lara.
This short German film isn’t exactly the first to touch on how social media and the widespread acceptance of technology has driven humans apart, but it is the first with Lara Beckmann’s boobs seen in bird’s eye view. On a totally separate note, this guy with the sex toys is kind of hilarious. Did anyone else think he was holding puppets in his hands? Sad truth: puppets would probably be good for him and Lara.
· “Küss mich tiefer” (2012.sehsuechte.de)