What do you do with your mouth during sex? We’re not asking you where you put it or how you move it, we’re asking about the words you use. Do you like talking during sex? What about when you’re not having sex–have you ever been turned on by a special phrase uttered by a special person? Today we’re going to explore dirty language and those who truly get off with words.
And let’s do it real slow and sensual like, and make each other’s bodies shiver in the process. Yeah, that sounds pretty nice.
People today are all about texting, playing video games, and having non-stop thumb wrestling tournaments, and all this can really take a toll on your most precious of digits. That’s why we, your uncertified and unofficial doctors, recommend exercising your thumbs by using them to rub circles around a pair of wet pussies. It might not help your fingers, but it’s certainly a better use of your time than texting.
“I wish my pussy was fatter, like my butt,” says Kristina Rose in “Buttman: Focused,” a porn compendium like every dirty National Geographic rolled into one. “That way my front butt would match my back butt.”
We’d heard that things of a Satanic nature were sort of naughty, but when these things involve naked babes we can’t help but take a peek at the material.
“Red Vacance Black Wedding” is actually two movies rolled into one, “Red Vacance” and “Black Wedding,” and each story deals with old flames, passionate escapes, and poor decisions. One lucky man gets to be in both parts, first as the young professor who has a thrilling affair with an engaged student, and then as a married man with a hot, petite mistress.
Life with roommates has its stresses: they don’t do the dishes, leave their shoes in the hall, and they don’t know that a sock on the doorknob means “Keep out! There’s sexin’ going on here!” Luckily some deft mutual masturbation takes care of business lickety-split.
Every time Bobbi Starr comes out with another movie, we feel like we need to set aside a week to watch it because every scene is so gosh darn hardcore. Such is the case with “Kiss Me, Lick Me, Fuck Me,” a two-disc tribute to the feeling of Bobbi’s knuckles working their way inside a girl’s ass.
We’re not sure what this little mermaid is doing amidst all the filmic glitz and glamour of the Cannes fest, but her pantyless ass is definitely making a splash.
The people who brought you the various iterations of “Underbelly” are back with another series about the seedy yet seductive lives of criminals: “Bikie Wars: Brothers at Arms.” The term “bikie” might not inspire much awe, but wait till you see how these people party! It’s all about boobs, beer, mud, and endless whooping.
We took a drive in the countryside. Although he’s been with me nearly a year, we’ve barely explored the country around us. Today we wandered north toward my office. He’s never been there. Before today.
We pulled up to the office and parked in the front. No other cars in the front, but I couldn’t see the side parking lot fully. I let myself in – I’m lucky to have a 24/7 security badge – and walked to my cube.
BiBi Jones, one of the beautiful Digital Playground contract stars, spends all day naked and having sex on camera, and then she goes home, takes pictures of her body in the mirror, and tweets them to her followers. The way we see it, there are two possible explanations: either she loves her fans dearly, or she needs nudity to live.
Miley Cyrus, a.k.a. The Braless Wonder, was bending over to pick up her puppy, and some clever camera holder snagged a quick pic of her hanging boob. Our immediate thoughts upon seeing this: “If only that dog had been a little shorter or put up a fight. This is why we should have control of all animals.”
She’s got a lively bush that doesn’t mind a little cock-plunging, and she’s not afraid to use it. Kind of gives new meaning to the term “tiger mom”…
We know it’s not good to spend hours and hours in the tub, but that’s all we want to do after looking at these pictures of Alice Goodwin. Wrinkled fingers be damned! Oh, and by the way, we heard that Alice’s breasts are actually G-cups (also known as “Goodwin-cups”).
If the love of your life–the cutest and smartest girl in your school–got into Oxford and you didn’t, what would you do? If you said, “Fake a bunch of test scores, acceptance letters, and scholarships and then follow her,” you’re either a scary stalker or headed for hot, soul-baring sex with Amaia Salamanca!
