When we first started watching “Magic City,” we thought we were going to be seeing a bunch of Olga Kurylenko nudity, and that has not happened. Obviously, nudity isn’t everything, but nonetheless, Jessica Marais has been holding down the freaky fort week after week, and not only is she a fiendishly sexy woman, she’s also a mightily talented actress. This Field Guide is long overdue; Ms. Marais, this is all for you.
We just wanna have some kicks, We just wanna get some chicks! Rock, rock, rock ‘n’ roll creampie! If ever we were compelled to mosh to a fuck flick, this is the one. I mean, it’s basically like this bubbly-butted babe and his dick are… moshing in a special way.
Is there anything in the world that isn’t made better by an ample coating of luscious lubrication? Probably many things…but a well shaped posterior most certainly isn’t one of them.
As any woman who has met him knows, Manuel Ferrara is a powerfully handsome and charming man. He is also gracious, admitting that he has borrowed these attributes from me. In “Raw 9,” we are treated to a scene in which he and the beautiful Isis Taylor charm the pants off each other.
Liked Vogue’s gorgeous, boob baring spread of Candice Swanepoel? It probably goes without saying, but we suspect you’ll love the video version.
Having watched a lot of naughty premium cable in our time, we feel that we can safely say that there is nothing more exciting, more memorable, and more graphic than a rip-roaring female orgasm on TV. It’s not that unusual to see boobs or naked bodies humping each other, but it’s a whole ‘nother game when you see and hear (and feel) a lady explode with erotic energy. We’ve amassed a little collection of our favorite moments for you, and, oh damn, we’re getting excited just thinking about them.
We’ll be the first to admit it: much of the time when the internet blesses us with a celebrity nip slip, the slip in question is really only revealing a sliver of areola, and only the tiniest hint of nipple bead (if there’s any visible at all). So it’s always a thrill when the nip slip in question is actually baring a full on nipple–as happened during Kelly Bensimon’s day at the beach.
These two lovebirds don’t mind taking their time when it comes to matters of the heart/loins. They actually even take a little while to enter the video frame… But it’s all a method for building anticipation, we’ll say, and sometimes good things are worth the wait.
The back of the box tells us that “Amy Ried has perfect natural tits,” and we’re not trying to argue with that, but we also want to comment on her legs, lips, ass, hands, and the wonderfully complex organ she’s hiding in her panties. Just because this movie’s title is boob-centric, that doesn’t mean we have to focus on breasts for the next some-odd hundred words. We are free.
Summer is almost here, and that means you’ll be spending a lot of time at outdoor shindigs. Sounds daunting? Well, don’t worry: Kitty Lea is down to get naked at any sunny gathering. Maybe you’re trying to make an ex jealous, or maybe you’re trying to freak out a bunch of stuffy relatives–whatever impression you’re trying to make, Kitty can help!
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Skirts up, pants down, yank those panties to the side and fuck under the streaming sunshine, gentle breezes wafting up and down your bare skin. Ah, the idyllic life of the country. This is what countless artists have tried to capture in so many canvases of sweeping landscape scenes.
Grant is curious about the things that I write here.
The other evening, he and I had spent the day together in a smallish suburb of our fair city. We visited museums with surprisingly extensive collections for the middle of nowhere, shops that indulge our mutual interest in out-of-print books, and found a surprisingly great pub with a delicious, exclusive brew. We sat at the bar and ate mussels and drank lager and talked about the kinds of sex I want to have and the kinds of sex that I had previously enjoyed. He shared similar information.
It looks like Vanessa Hudgens, Selena Gomez, Ashley Benson, and Rachel Korine got into a little dirty business while they were making that “Spring Breakers” movie. Unless Interview magazine is lying to us–which we highly doubt–they’ve been greasing up, choking johns, getting arrested, and looking mad sassy in bikinis non-stop.
Maybe it’s just a trick of the light, but we feel like we can see Mandy’s areolae. And every time we see areolae, it’s like we can feel them. We don’t think that qualifies as synesthesia; it’s just advanced perviness.
So this is what happens when you take your favorite fuzzy-assed boyfriend, throw him in a gimp mask, bend him over and give him the reaming of a lifetime. Oh, and don’t forget your best gal strapping on a massive dildo to get him in the facehole.
There was a test screening of the new “Lovelace” film last week, so now we get to read actual reports of what Amanda Seyfried displays! And since reading about nudity isn’t that exciting, we’ve paired this report with a clip from “Chloe,” in which Seyfried is most certainly topless.
Caterina Sforza (Gina McKee) is given a choice: either she kneels before the Pope, kisses his ring, and accepts his authority, or she will be taken from her castle by force. As we all know, the correct answer here is to delay giving an answer by seducing Cesare Borgia and banging his brains out.
