Archive | May 7, 2012

Supermoon Day Edition

Sure, the Supermoon peaked a couple days ago, but that doesn’t mean we can still gaze longingly at these beautiful babes’ beautiful moons…ifyouknowwhatImean….Enjoy!

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Size DOES Matter!

My name is James. When I was in college I wrote a research paper on how to get a larger penis. Because of my scientific background I was able to discover a simple method for penis growth that really works. (In a separate but related study I learned that hot

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You Touch My Parts, I’ll Touch Yours

That’s how the old adage goes, right? We believe it translates roughly to “You feverishly rub and stroke me to orgasm and I’ll reciprocate”. Sage wisdom indeed.

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Cassandra Nix, Princess Donna Dolore & James Deen (Public Disgrace)

 

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A Rapid Fire Tongue Lashing

It’s entirely possible that this gif is an extremely sped up version of the original video it was sourced from…but we’d prefer to imagine that Sophie Moon has just spent years strengthening and exercising her tongue for the sole purpose of performing extreme cunnilingus. Hey, it could happen.

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Hulk Babe Smash!

Kitty Lea (frontarmy.com)

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Just In Time For Mother’s Day: “Up Her Asshole 2″

This year, tell Mom you’re grateful you weren’t an ass baby.

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Paris Hilton’s Nipples Are Yearning To Be Free

Given that Ms. Hilton’s notoriety (and, one might say, career) was largely launched by her willingness to let her nipples roam free, it seems strange that she’s so bent on keeping them hidden from view. Not that she’s having that much success…nipples, we’ve found, will find a way.

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The Battle For Biggest Orgasm Comes To “Lip Service”

The only thing weirder than hearing a loud, swelling, seemingly-endless orgasm coming through the walls is when you hear it while you yourself are coming, and suddenly you’re no longer just praising your partner’s sexual skill, but you’re also trying to make your sex life seem as vibrant as your neighbor’s. Or maybe this never happens to you because you’re so secure with your sexuality. Whatever.

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Indifferent Cats In Amateur Porn Is Exactly What It Sounds Like

As the phenomenal information resource known as the internet is largely used for the distribution and consumption of erotic adult material and feline photography (or, you know, porn and cat pictures), it only makes sense that someone would eventually combine the two into one amazing online project. Thankfully, it’s in the form of photos of indifferent cats who wander on camera during amateur porn…and not, ahem, some other, creepier way.

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A Beauty With A Booty — And She’s Not Afraid To Use It

Watch how she makes it do a veritable tango upon this cock. And the lucky member shows its appreciation in the form of a bountiful cum shower all over those sweet cheeks. What if that happened at every tango?

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“When Only Ass Will Do” There Is No Substitute For Your Patoot

Look at Barbie White, sucking James Brossman’s cock as if he was interested in her mouth. James isn’t even acknowledging the blowjob! In any other movie, we’d be chastising him for being rude, but come on, this is “When Only Ass Will Do.”

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Lena Dunham Demonstrates How “Girls” Handle Sexting

Last weekend sure brought a bountiful bunch of TV nudity, huh? Next up, we have Lena Dunham throwing her hat (and boobs) into the sexting ring! She does it in response to a random dick pic sent by her sort-of boyfriend–and sadly, he says the photo was meant for someone else–but regardless of why she does it and who it’s for, we say: you go, girl. (Do people still say that?)

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Taryn Andreatta Is The Modern Reclining Nude

The reclining nude is a familiar sight throughout art history, found in paintings, sculptures, etchings, frescoes, you name it. Now Taryn Andreatta–who we are quickly becoming obsessed with–is having a go at the archetype, and she’s brought a little taste of bondage with her.

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Swingers

Dear X,

First off, I thought a lot about your e-mail. I mean your idea that my sex fantasies usually involve anonymous partners and that this means I don’t really fantasize about men or women I know. That’s not always true, but I think you’re right, and I know this. Funnily enough, I guess I’m old fashioned about these things. If I’m honest, in the back of my mind it’s the man who should seduce a woman. I’ve had quite a few lovers in my life, but most of the time I just put myself in the way, if that makes sense. The men seduced me. I was just there and showed that I was open to it (it helps that I’m the friendly type). The only time I can really remember making the first move is with my husband, actually, and that was only because I was so sure he wanted it. Anyway, that story’s really not the point, but I did think about these things as I set off to attempt your difficult dare. Your other dares have been so wonderful – “tactful” really – that they’ve let me have a lot of fun anonymously, without putting myself in any kind of social danger (danger may be a strong word). This one, though, forced me to take the initiative in a way I almost never do, and honestly that made me uncomfortable, even if there’s always something sexy in that, too.

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Beautiful Boobs Battle Bad Dreams On “Magic City”

The last episode of “Magic City” straight up traumatized us for a second. There we were, admiring Judi’s puffy nipples, when all of a sudden Ben comes in, shoots her and Stevie, and… then it’s all a dream. Not cool, Starz. And don’t act like you made it up to us with Olga Kurylenko’s sweet booty.

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Jessica Szohr (And Her Nipples) Are Very Excited To Be Here

You have to love ladies like Jessica Szohr, who never let fame go to their heads. This “Gossip Girl” star must have walked down dozens of red carpets by now, and she still gets a jolt of nervous energy when she does it. Oh, Jessica Szohr, your face is so beautiful and calm, but your nipples have shown us the truth.

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Lavishing Nipples In Kisses And Love

These ladies might be “Young and Cravin’ Cum”… but according to this scene they also crave pussy, and each other’s nipples. That works, too!

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Theodora Richards Is Far Naughtier (And Cuter) Than Her Father

So Keith Richards has been busted for drugs a few times, big whoop. His daughter, Theodora, got busted for writing graffiti and drug possession at the same time! And has Keith ever posed completely naked save for a pair of fishnet stockings? Please, nobody answer that question.

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Verunka (Verunka’s Dreams)

 

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