In Great Britain, they call elevators “lifts”, flashlights “torches”, apartments “flats”, and hot babes “fit birds.” So, happy babe day, England!

Some bodies just fit together in a perfect vision of sexy yin and yang, one rolling atop another like the sexy tide flows onto a sexy shore. It is quintessentially what a good fuck should be. We think we’re enlightened now.

With a very strong emphasis on the grind. If you ask us, the secret to great sex is all in the hips…and this young lady definitely knows how to work hers.

Danica

It is like watching a sex clown. The impressively constructed French pornstress Anissa Kate sits spread-legged in an outfit designed like a 14-year-old’s MySpace page and sucking the life out of a lollipop.

We posted a video of Diora on Wednesday, we gave you a sexy picture of Diora yesterday, and today–guess what?–there’s more Diora. If you have a problem with this bounty of Ms. Baird, tough cookies for you because we are into this woman in serious ways.

To what do we owe the pleasure of receiving a duo of new galleries featuring two of our fave-rave pornstars? We wish we knew. An email shows up, the files are sitting at the bottom, our pants inexplicably get a little tighter; this is life.

And girls just wanna have fun, but nobody gets what they want all the time, except us, because we’re easy to please, and right now we just want to watch these two pornstars–Misty Anderson and Jeannie Marie Sullivan–play feisty flapper girls in this sketchy dungeon.

Unlike the hummingbird, however, this bleached blonde babe has hands — hands that she deftly maneuvers to fetch her tasty treat hot from the source. And she slurps it up like it’s an ice cream cone melting from the heat.

How does L.T. do it? He’s been performing in these “Big Black Wet Asses” films since the third movie, directing since the fifth, and he’s been the sole male talent on set for at least four whole movies. Now we’re on the twelfth installment and we fear that these delicious black booties may be the death of him.

Did you know 91% of all sexual encounters* occur in a horizontal position? Though any sex is good sex, there are some gallant fuckers among us who choose to swim against that current — and we salute you. So now, let us take things off the bed and up against the wall.

“I think you should read these. And it’s going to make you want to fuck me,” I said. “Especially the last one.” I’d suggested D read some recent installments from Mr. X’s blog The Sex Experiment.

A few minutes later he was done, and he was very hard. He edged my top out of the way and began to push his cock into me.

You might know Vicki Chase as Mrs. Eric John, but yo, that’s sexist. This woman right here has been making a name for herself for the past two years with nothing more than raw talent, a relaxed gag reflex, and a true passion for depraved hardcore acts.

Are they white? Cream colored? Perhaps very light pink? Any of those options work with the outfit, but if you really want to showcase your style–and we know you do–you need to get some freaky glass costume jewelry sewn into your panties.

We were excited to hear gorgeous lesbian babes wielding the language of love in some very dirty ways. However, these babes tend to take the strong, silent route. We guess at French Army getting it on has gotta be covert.

How many sets of pajamas do you have? One really nice set with the plaid and the monogrammed breast, maybe a few oversized shirts? Kinga Rajzak has a ton of jammies, and they’re all gorgeous, and the majority of them showcase her nipples. We know this isn’t a competition, but Kinga totally wins.

As far as these characters are concerned, we totally respect their reasons for transforming themselves into males in 19th-century Ireland, and in our opinion, they are both cool looking dudes. As far as the actors Glenn Close and Janet McTeer are concerned, we must say, they are hiding some fantastic breasts under that clothing.