This Flesh Flick is brought to you by the letter C! C is for cockrings, creampies, and cacophony — that’s the customary clap of dick in cunt, the commingling of ecstatic cries, the audible contentment of a capital come.
I know, I reviewed a Nica Noelle film last week too, but after seeing “My Mother’s Girlfriend, Vol. 3,” I needed to know what else she has up her sleeve. “Wives Club” also plays with age disparity, although in this movie it has a bit more of a power play charge. Ex-wives Nina Hartley, Helly Mae Hellfire, and Raylene are being jerked around by their scummy exes, and they’ve had it up to here with these midlife crisis shenanigans. It’s time for these ladies to get theirs, and by theirs, I mean laid.
Little spinning minx Remy La Croix might just become the poster girl for the Ant-Masturbation Lobby for her brave Schlong Quest in the film “Innocent But Nasty.”
The eyes, the lips…heck, the whole facial expression. If that’s not a look of intense pleasure, then, well, we’ve been doing it wrong for years and years and years.
We had a feeling that Terry Richardson didn’t just invite Kate Upton over to learn the Cat Daddy from her. He definitely took the chance to put her in a variety of bras and take her picture a bunch of times. Thank goodness for the half-translucent bra that he (or perhaps she) chose for the occasion, it has made the day complete.
JOpen has unleashed their Vanity line of vibrators, ranging from the bullet-style Vr 1 to the increasingly elaborate Vr 12: a bunny-topped, double-motored, rotating shaft dildo. The Vr4.5 falls somewhere in between — and purrs like a V8 engine.
So many wondrous things happen when a dude and two babes get together, that it might be hard to condense the experience into its best parts. But, gals and gents, it can be done! Here, a perfectly distilled threesome in a martini glass.
We’re damn proud of Sinn Sage. By committing herself to filming four slit-licking scenes for one movie, she’s joined the ranks of many other prestigious pornstars who have done the same for Sweetheart Video. Stephanie Swift, Ginger Lynn, Inari Vachs, Julia Ann, and Nina Hartley (twice, actually) have all done the same, and now Ms. Sage shall take her rightful place beside them in the pantheon of pussy lovers.
If we’ve learned anything about the people at Treats! Magazine, it’s that whenever they bust in a room, models start stripping down to their underwear, Janis Joplin music begins to blast, and everyone commences grinding on each other in slow motion.
We feel bad capitalizing on Xenia’s last name here, because we’re sure she heard every possible Deli joke imaginable by the time she finished middle school, and we shouldn’t be dredging up such hackneyed quips. On the other hand, come on: she’s gorgeous, she’s showing a lot of skin, she’s probably quite tasty, and we are cannibals.
After sharing some wine and small talk about our week, I told J to go upstairs, undress, fetch his collar, and meet me in my office.
I put the wine glasses on the counter and went upstairs after him. As soon as I was in the office, I slipped off my panties under my skirt and stashed them in one of the desk drawers. I powered up my computer and opened a document with a longer piece of erotica I’ve been working on.
One-on-one sexy time is great for real life, but when we’re watching movies, we want drama, passion, and angst. That’s why we try to find naughty films with a third body in the equation! We’re talking about love triangles, jealousy, third wheels, infidelity, you name it; three is a magic number, but it’s not always the positive kind of magic.
If you’ve ever wondered what the sunset would be like if we had two suns–watching them both descend behind the horizon, casting a doubly glorious glow on the sky–then you should look at the multi-breast slippage occurring with Maria Fowler’s bathing suit. Isn’t it breathtaking?
It’s a match made in sexy heaven. But seriously, Gracie Glam’s pussy is sublime, and it would be a privilege for anyone to get a taste. Even after we brought her to a rollicking orgasm (inevitably), it would be hard for us to stop lavishing kisses on her little bit.
If you know Tom Ford, then you know that the man has a powerful need to show naked bodies alongside his products. He can’t help it! He uses boobs to sell glasses and dresses, and he’s even teamed up with Terry Richardson (another gentleman whose skin obsession is well known) on occasion. His 2012 Spring/Summer Lookbook is no exception: behold the chic nudity!
You haven’t? Oh, well the Breast Angel visits everybody at one point or another. She smears Vaseline over the lens of creation, tip toes into your realm, and tells you your destiny by reading your palm through her ample bosom. Incidentally, most people’s destinies involve groping on boobs.
