This pair of amorous lovebirds really do it up in style, lavishing those deep loving feelings on each other, all set to an exhilarating Bryan Adams jam. But in spite of (because of..?!) the soundtrack, we feel quite moved as well.

In what can only be described as a meeting of the greats, X-Art has a video of Tori Black masturbating (fittingly titled The Endless Orgasm). Of course, as a video (and a human orgasm), it isn’t really endless…but this wonderful gif sampled from the video is.

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Mopey teen Lisa (Lily Labeau) is none-too-enthused that her cash-strapped parents (Julia Ann and Evan Stone) have invited French exchange student Bridgette (Angell Summers) into their home. Will it help if she fucks her host family?

Even those of us at Fleshbot who don’t normally wear women’s lingerie find ourselves drawn to the Tam Tam pieces that Behati Prinsloo is modeling here. Look how happy she is with her nipples brightly visible through those bras! Would we be happy if we were wearing those bras?

When we saw the promo video for Mishka’s Spring 2012 lookbook, we knew it was going to be face-meltingly hot. How could it not be? You’ve got Belladonna, Charlotte Stokely, Gracie Glam, and Aiden Ashley getting their pictures taken by Rae Threat and Kimberly Kane; the odds of no arousal occurring are approximately a bajillion to one.

Not a bad strategy, especially when “winning” doesn’t have anything to do with speed at all, but rather coaxing a hot sticky cumload out of its hiding place.

Everybody knows that Elvis Presley purchased Graceland in order to find a little piece of country quiet and tranquility, but not many people know about the other huge property he owned. It’s a wild place where he threw crazy parties with big booty belles, and no one in his family ever knew about it. This place was called “Gapeland,” and Elvis kept it all to himself.

Fans of our True Sex Stories section are doubtless familiar with the exploits of N. But we’ve just discovered that his erotic offerings aren’t simply limited to text renditions of his exploits–he’s also got a collection of audio recordings of orgasms, too.

Ah, the pussy. It has long remained a place of mystery; an enigma many have pondered but few have mastered. It is a thing of slippery wet wonder, fascination, and beauty.

We got in the shower together the other day, which isn’t that common for us, what with different work schedules and such. The water was hot (the way I like it), and the space was tight. It’s a small shower stall and two people, well, you can’t help but be on top of each other. Fucking wasn’t a given, but it was a probability.

People say that you can learn a lot about others by the quality of a person’s handshake, and while that’s certainly true, we think there are far better ways to introduce yourself to someone. Flashing your nipples is a good example! Everybody’s got them, no pair is the same as another, and there are just as many ways to show them as there are ways to squeeze a palm.

Really, Emma Watson? Just because you’re super popular and powerful and everybody loves you because you played Hermione, you think you can cut past velvet rope? That’s velvet rope, darling, the most sacred of all ropes, and if you’re not going to respect it, well, then we guess we’re going to comment on your panties.

Or, sort of. Gathering the Czech Republic’s most stylish Eurobabes and boys together is all well and good — but our favorite looks are the ones on their faces, which seem to show a real zeal for public fucking.

The way we see it, lad’s mags and men’s fashion magazines are looking more and more like each other everyday, so it’s no surprise that Mexico’s latest edition of Maxim features this color-satured ode to Oriana Camposano’s carnal beauty. The only thing that surprises us is that neither Nuts nor Zoo Magazine have hired Mario Sorrenti for a shoot yet. (Soon though, very soon.)

“The Girl’s Guide to Depravity” is full of surprises, and that’s one of the main reasons we love it. Last time it was, “Oh, golly! Justine Joli is teaching the ladies about sex via chakra!” and now it, “Yo, Cinemax: 1999 called and they want their awkwardly long ‘Matrix’-inspired sex scene back.”