If there’s one thing we love here, it’s love. We love lovers. We love lovers loving each other And babes. Specifically, we love nude babes. Enjoy!

But from the sounds of that creaky twin-XL mattress, this is not the first gentleman to meet the challenge. And he’s recorded it for posterity! What with the studying, partying, and general debauchery of college we’re impressed that anyone manages to film their sexual exploits.

It’s a known fact that we love a good Emma Watson fake nude (because, well, how else are we going to see Emma Watson naked?). But an Emma Watson fake hardcore gif? Why, that’s combining so many awesome things into one, we can’t even express how thrilled we are (“very” just doesn’t cut it).

Legend Of The Crawl

You know how sometimes you’re shooting solo hoops at your best buddy’s house and his hot but neglected wife starts catering to your schlong through your shorts? Neither do we, so “Evil Cuckold 4″ is not porn but anthropology.

In what we can only assume was a sparkly tribute to the famed V-J Day photo, Katy Perry locked lips with a sailor during a performance at the Naval Academy…and, uh, flashed her panties in the process. Hey, there’s a reason that V-J Day nurse wasn’t wearing an itty bitty cheerleader skirt, people.

We already loved Lake Bell’s Me In My Place shoot, but now that we know that she slips a nip in the accompanying video? Well, we love it even more.

We always thought the concept behind these Me In My Place shoots was that we get to see young starlets doing what they normally do, in their normal, cozy undies, in their luxurious abodes. So, for real, is Hannah Simone suggesting that she likes to unwind by wearing some insanely fabulous gold sequined short-shorts? Because if that’s the case, we are trying to put a ring on it.

‘Twould be our heaven. We’ve got a small case of the gloomy Mondays, and not even lunch-candy was doing the trick. Then we came across these — these most glorious, ethereal, staggeringly scrumptious breasts that chased all our troubles away.

As far as we know, no one’s first foray into anal stimulation involved immediate ecstasy. Some people enjoy the sensitivity of the rim, others find pleasure in the growing fullness that a couple well-lubed fingers can provide, but the true joys of backdoor banging always take some time to discover.

Lena Dunham has progressed in leaps and bounds from last week’s lackluster anal experiment to this dirty-talking fuck scene, and though there’s still some compulsory awkward chatting, we’re now ecstatic to follow her sex trajectory throughout the season.

It’s been a while since we’ve seen a new nude shoot from the lovely Daisy Lowe–but fortunately, she’s got such an extensive backlog of shoots, there’s always something new (to us) to discover in the archives.

Dear Fearless Flirter,

I am attaching my résumé, since after your office fantasy I don’t think there’s anyplace I’d rather work. You will notice that I have no previous experience at “Ravaging the boss on her desk alongside a co-worker”, but I assure you that I am a fast learner. I’m willing to work long hours, stay late. Weekends. Company picnics. Hell, I’ll even pick up your dry cleaning. Just get me on staff, you sexy beast (a term I don’t know that I’ve ever applied to a woman, but in your case it’s deserved), and we’ll take it from there. I look forward to my first performance review.

It’s all fun and games until that little bastard Joffrey brings out the branding iron. If we were a future King on the Iron Throne we surely would have menial babes strip in our rooms, and would probably engage in a (friendly) spank or two, but branding? Come on!

Oh sure, she claims this is just more proof that she’s the kind of woman who enjoys pina coladas and getting caught in the rain–but we know all about your secret life as an impromptu wet tshirt contest aficionado, Ms. Thomas. And don’t think for a moment that we don’t love that about you.

Fuck toast and orange juice — if we want to get the week jump started, we’d be better off with the power pair of Kagney Linn Karter’s gargantuan titties and wicked BJs. Because a BJ is better than an OJ any day of the week, right? Right??

We look at fashion and glamour models all the time, but every now and then, one comes along with the right combination of elegance, sass, and plain ol’ beauty that makes us say, “You. You are the shard that will make our dark crystal whole and pure again.” Nicole Vaunt is that kind of model.

Life is hard in Miami, especially when you’re Jessica Marais: her husband is mixed up with the mob, the mob is mixed up with bodies in the Everglades, and (speaking of bodies) somewhere in this crazy town, Olga Kurylenko is being unabashedly sexy. How is poor Jessica to unwind? With a little snuggling! Naturally, since this is Starz we’re talking about, that snuggling is done in the nude.