Archive for April 21st, 2012

2012 Feminist Porn Award Winners

I’m heading back to the airport to hop back on a plane for San Francisco.

Last night was a blur of friendly faces and happy, sexy people. I’m so proud to be a part of it, to watch it grow, to watch it reach people. To watch it inspire and influence ideas.

I cheered as folks like Drew DeVeaux, Tristan Taormino, Nenna, N Maxwell Lander, Buck Angel, Courtney Trouble and Tina Horn, James Darling, Erika Lust,  and Carrie Gray took to the stage to accept recognition. I am honored to have accepted the awards for Shine Louise Houston and the gang at CrashPadSeries.com, and on behalf of Cheryl Dunye, and the brilliant cast and crew of MOMMY IS COMING. And, I was positively elated to receive an award myself, for Karma Pervs at JizLee.com.

I am blessed.

Also, I managed to make it through the night with continuous surprise gifts of Rum & Cokes, thanks to a little suggestive tweet and the technical assistance from GirlzPorn.com which fed the Twitter stream and also live-screened video of the event.

I loved the performances, which featured Ill Na Na: Diverse Dance Project (Sexy Ass Divas!!!), Skilled Hoop Clown Genderfuckery by Olive-or-Oliver, balloon-popping burlesque by the multi-talented CoCo La Creme and a surprise performance by the legendary man with a pussy, Buck Angel himself. The night ended on a high note. Thank you to Carlyle Jansen and Carla Henderson, hosts Elvira Kurt and Ryan G Hinds, and all the smart sexy staff and volunteers at Good For Herr!

Without further ado, here are the 2012 Feminist Porn Winners, though everyone is a winner in my book.

2012 Feminist Porn Award Winners

Hottest Lesbian Vignette - Boutique by Jincey Lumpkin, Girlfriends Films
Sexiest Short - Emile by N Maxwell Lander
Steamiest Straight Movie - The Female Voyeur by Petra Joy
Most Deliciously Diverse Cast - FUCKSTYLES by Courtney Trouble/Tina Horn, Trouble Films
Most Arousing Adaptation - Last Tango by Nica Noelle, Mile High
Smutty School Teacher Award for Sex Education - Expert Guide to Advanced Anal Sex by Tristan Taormino, Vivid
Hottest Kink Movie –  Viscious Strap-on Bitches by Julie Simone, Julie Simone Productions
Hottest Dyke Film - Hella Brown: Real Sex in the City by Nenna, Feelmore Entertainment
Orgasmic Original Concept - Mommy Is Coming by Cheryl Dunye, Jurgen Bruning
Most Tantalizing Trans Film - Sexing the Transman XXX by Buck Angel, Buck Angel Entertainment
Heartthrob of the Year – James Darling
Movie of the Year - Cabaret Desire by Erika Lust, Lust Films
Honourable Mentions:
Brunch Bunch: Queerly SF by Ian Sparks, Dolores Park Studios
Seminal by Bren Ryder
Switch Hometown Hotties by Carrie Gray
Trespass by Ned Mayhem
Honoured Websites:
CrashPadSeries.com
DaneJones.com
lilycade.com
JizLee.com
If you’re in Toronto, check out the rest of the events at Good For Her which include an open relationships workshop by Tristan Taormino and a Dirty Talking class by Tina Horn.
Toronto, you court me so… I cannot wait to come back.

[Image credit: Jiz Lee]

[This post is a part of Fleshbot's Jiz Lee Week.]

Ariel X & Bobbi Starr (The Training of O)



Fucking Is Sorta Like Clurbbing



But as much as we love a good dance party, we’d have to choose a saucy romp in the hay as our personal preference. However — one truly can have it all, as evinced in this here scene that juxtaposes grinding on dirty club beats to a good old-fashioned sexcapade.

Plus, we are introduced to (all of) actress Alexis Terry. This is the only credit to her name as of yet, but way to enter the scene with a (literal) bang! So, now, let us all avaunce — whether to the clurb or to the bedroom, may we all go all the way.

· The Grind (2012) (imdb.com)
· Via Upcoming Nude Scenes (upcomingnudescenes.net)

Malgosia Bela’s Boobs Look Good In Any Light


And at any time. This is a semi-oldie but forever-goodie courtesy of Purple Magazine, and features Malgosia’s breasts in various states of coverage, and… well, we’re grateful for any kind of glimpse we get because they’re pretty slammin’.

We were so enamored by her lovely tits we nearly didn’t notice the little slip of side-vag that’s emerging from beneath her cape thingie. Why, she’s got nothing on under there save her shoes. God forbid a forceful gust of wind should blow and open that cape wide for all the world to see! So, now’s maybe a good time to cash in our favor with Aeolus…

· Via In The Raw (itr2010.org)

This Is What Your Parents Warned You About



We’ve heard about folks going “all the way” — and now we feel we truly know what that means. Here we see just about all the “all” we can imagine. And it actually feels pretty good…

These two basically don’t leave any stone unturned on the path to their sexual fulfillment. In a way, they are actually the Gallants of the sexual sphere, responsibly analyzing all courses of action they could explore. They’re equally courteous to the blowjob, the missionary plowing, and the extreme clit stroking that each play their part in an ideal fuckathon. We could all stand to learn a lesson from this horny pair. When faced with a challenge, say yes and see it through. We can do it!

· hardcore fucking (pornhub.com)

Eufrat (X-Art)



Thank You For The Sideboob, Julianne Hough


We appreciate your choice of gown for the US Weekly Hot Hollywood party. If there’s anything that can make Ryan Seacrest go the straight and narrow, it must be gently domineering boobs of Ms. Julianne.

They peep out every once and again just to remind you who’s in charge. They don’t let you see the real goods of a proper little nipple underneath, but instead leave you in solemn respect of what they’ve got going on. We, too, find ourselves deferring to the will of Julianne’s sideboob. It may be strange, but we make no apologies. It’s just right.

· Egotastic (egotastic.com)